Chocxal News

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Chocxal News
Price: None... why do we want your money? If you really want to, send 4 silver to the presses. News from the desert!** Please shake any sand out AWAY from people's faces. Issue Number: 1

Chief Editor:Torsaan the Great
Resident Overzealous Lunatic:Xanio the Great
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It's quiet... too quiet
What is going on? The Falasan-Eston war is in full swing, while the MI-BoM-Norland war is scarily quiet. Which is where I'm going. What's happening? Are the Viking hoards... scared? For all that if good and nice in this world, I'd hope not. Next thing, we'll invent something by the name of Oatmass Blue. The badgers have also been quiet. I'm watching though.
- Xanio the Great
Capashinia!
A new realm has seceeded from Falasan. Tucha declared independance under the name of Capashinia (or so sources say). Picnu and Cori has followed Tucha. Interesting happenings... why did Torin seceed? Many questions are left unanswered, and may stay that way.


-- Torsaan the Great

Peace! On one front
Yes, we probably will negotiate a peace treaty with the goats. So it seems there is peace. But! There is still the undead problem. There have been no incursions into Talerium for a few weeks, but all around there are monsters and undead, 6.5K CS of them in Lakota alone.
Is it an invasion? We have no idea. All one can do is pray to whoever one believes in, and hide in a corner.


-- Torsaan the Great

Goat Curry anyone?
Those goats have been pulverized, but I will give them something. They are resilient. Unfortunately, everyone knows they are planing a colony. Where? Who knows. But, all I know is their sacred animal does taste good after a nice game of soccer.
- Xanio the Great
Talerium Newspaper surfaces!
There was much applause today as the Chocxal News rolled of the presses. It is heard that the illiterate peasants were particularly pleased.
-- Torsaan the Great




**These are all the opinions of a priest who hasn't seen war in months, a lunatic who loves his realm too much, and (insert title here!)