Cagilan Citizen/Volume Three

Cagilan Citizen
Cost: Free for noblemen, 10 gold for peasants	Honorable Head Editor: Sephirah Honorable Assistant Editors: Cloud, Boba, Telemechus, Tsubasa	Volume 3
The honorable interpretation of events of the Cagilan Empire!

Festival in Tarasac, Guildhouse Enlarged

Zadar Nargath, Duke of Tarasac, announced a festival to be held in Tarasac tomorrow (August 23) to celebrate the enlargement of the Order of Ered Luin guildhouse in Tarasac. The guildhouse has been enlarged to a level 5 guildhouse and is now one of the must-see sites of Tarasac, as it sports some of the most decorative architecture anywhere on Atamara.

According to my sources, the festival is to last all day, and all shops are to be closed. Free beer, ale, and wine will be handed out all through the city, while traveling minstrels from all across the realm come and entertain the public of Tarasac. Also several tasing competitions will be held to decide which alcoholic beverage is better, Vulture Spleen Vodka, or Mapan Ale?

- Telemechus

City of Death

Wayburg has turned into a wasteland of death. Bodies litter it in the thousands after the most recent battle. Abington is fighting hard to keep it within their grasp. In this last battle alone, 3319 soldiers died. That is more than my region of Alaise. It is a tenth of the city's population. The devastation is amazing. Production has fallen by 20%. Nobles lay dead or wounded amongst the commoners. The fortifications have been reduced to a mere moat and bailey. Truly humbling and embarassing for a city such as Wayburg.

Two of Talerium's finest lay dead far from their desert home. Many more nobles of Ash Sea Islands, Talerium and Minas Ithil are within Abington prisons. So is the harsh reality of war. For these sacrifices against the unnoble war machine of Abington, we must be thankful. While we wish they could have fought another day, they fought their hardest. A victory may not have been at hand, but their spirit and resolve despite such loss is amazing. I commend these brave warriors. That includes Abington. I may dislike Abington personally, but I realize they are also noble warriors fighting for what they believe in and I commend them for it. War is harsh, but necessary. The sacrifices of these noble men and women must not be forgotten. May the heros that survived the battle go on to tell of the heroic sacrifices of both noblemen and commoner alike.

- Sephirah

Whipomania

Morrigan's famed whip has gone missing. News broke shortly after my vassal, Samuel, was whipping people. As a result people are swarming to give her gifts of whips. I only assume in hopes to prevent them from use on the giver. An S&M store has opened in Cagil.

Corvus: Im in the capital and found a quant little S&M store that has the exact copy of your whip.
Sythe: that whip phase will keep me ouy of Cagil for a while

It is causing quite the stir within the aristocracy of the realm. Nobles fearing entrance of their capital is not something that is quite beneficial to the realm. I only hope my wife, Shinobu, doesn't have any whips in her possesion.

Morrigan's threats continued.
Morrigan: My whip is for both War and Love. The trick for everyone else is - To guess which one I'm waging, and at what time...
Lianna: I would of thought the trick would not be in the same region Morrigan, when you use the whip for War and Love, both sounds painful ... but as I am in the same region I will shut up!
Morrigan: It really is a nice whip - made of daffodils and bear cub fur...Really, I promise! No one need be scared, right?
Lianna: It not the way it is made, but how effective the user is

Samuel had this to offer Morrigan.
Samuel: I have an excellent knout, A sturdy pleti where that leaden balls are barbed, the classic Cat o Nine Tails as well as a Thieves Cat, a flagrum and a scorpion flagrum, a flushing whip, a correia, several leather kurbatsche and the prize of my collection: A Nekhekh that has been handed down through my family for generation after generation.

I honestly feel sorry for any Carelian captives if Morrigan should get a hold of them. May you end up in Strider's hands safely.

In other news, another noble has been banned with the following explanation: Announcing treacherous intentions that could be harmful to the Realm and any of her Allies. You might just be suffering with "Sun Stroke" after your break, but with this degree of lunacy it is impossible to tell! Best you left.

It started with Rek'Atca speaking treasonously.

Rek'Atca: i'm going to start a war with another country. Feel free to stop me, but i doubt you can. mwahahaha!
Khaludh: Whats up with everyone lately? I do hope its not infectious...

Perhaps some uncleaned whips were used on Rek'Atca that infected his brain and caused such treasonous things to be said against the Empire?

- Sephirah

Telemechus

Please welcome to the staff our newest Honorable Assistant Editor Telemechus. From this volume onward, he will be writing articles. May you the curse of procrastination and slackfulness not fall upon you.

- Sephirah

Seesaw of War

Well, unfortunate news for the empire. Garnagi's successful takeover was for nothing as Carelia has taken it back. Dontow has failed and Clyderee never got going. However, we still have the upper hand as we have more mobile CS than Carelia. Their only advantages are the shorter refit times and the knowledge of their own land. Carelia should fall within time. Later on, messages between Carelia and CE shall be summarized from the battle in Garnagi a few days ago.

- Sephirah

Morrigan's Big Push

No, Morrigan isn't having a child. Though I'm sure Vatticus would like to have contributed to that. Anyway, to the topic at hand. The Big Push is Morrigan's name for her newest strategy. Her plan is to attempt several takeovers at once. This is a brainchild of one of my plans and I am a big supporter of it. It was first attempted with Nida and Oyonnaire and was quite succesful. However, it could be explained away as being succesful due to Carelia having a new general. Their old general has returned though now and the Big Push is working quite efficiently. Garnagi has succumbed and Dontow is on its way. Clyderee's takoever, under my own takeover unit, has suffured some setbacks but will be running soon. Eventually, our fair city of Skalk shall fall and Carelia will be reduced to a weak state. This is the fate of one who slaps her mother in the face and backstabs her own sister.

- Sephirah