Willems Family/Dark Moon/Guide to Outlaws

== Prologue ==

I, DarkMoon Willems, has written this guide in order to create a noble world without commoners and outlaws to disturb us. What you will read might be shocking to you, if you are a commoner. However, every noble should truely know that outlaws are not worthy for life.

The Reasoning

Outlawed persons are criminals of the worst kind. They hang around on the streets, kill monsters and undead for fun and have no mercy for defenceless women. They are rapers of the first hour, anti-nobles and guerillawarriors. It is beer, sex and blood they fancy, not our noble goals of poetry, honour in battle and admiring love for your wife (or wives, for the lucky ones).

Walk around on the street and you will see that Outlaws ruin the picture we have of our beloved lands. Once they came, not so long ago, and they ruined our habbits, dragging our nice citizen into doom together with them. They steal, they sleep on the streets, they make noise at night and they refuse to pay toll. Some wander around at night, looking for valueables to take with them, not thinking about the owner. For the sake of our citizen, we should defend them against this uncivilised trash.

The parents who raised outlaws should be ashamed, as their child clearly has not learned proper speach. Some dare to adress a noble without the noble having adressed them, and some dare to adress the noble without considering he's noble. Some continue their vulgar talk to a noble... and any noble who accepts this is not of noble birth.

The Action

Every pure noble, of pure noble blood, should arrest any outlaw at sight. Freemen should be left alone, as they have received mercy trough struggle or fight. But these Outlaws, these criminals, murderes, buglars; they should be arrested, burned or executed. Instruct your men to arrest any outlaw, so he can be brought to court and his pathetic life can be ended. Do not listen to their reasoning, as it will be no more than pathetic whining or screaming. That part I particularly enjoy: the screaming. There is nothing better then a screaming outlaw, being burned alive, or slowly sliced into four parts, or being decaptated by a rusty sword (preferably their own).

Trace the outlaws, drive them out of your Empire and create your noble realm! Do not let the outlaws reside in your empire: they will destroy it. Don't listen to foolish nobles who say that outlaws take care of the monsters: they don't. They fake it. We, nobles, are the only ones who truely take care of monsters. That's why we should take care of these outlaws too.

Nobles, everywhere, send your men out to arrest outlaws. It is time to exterminate these creatures!