Battlemaster Poetry/Vanimedle
Ok so here are mine (RestonVanim/ David. D / Vaniedmle family)
Strange poems kind of like limericks but not
- From Tonkotsu to the Netherworld (She regularly trolls the "god" of it with her poetic muse)
Netherworld, a land so bare, You cry and whine and say its not fair, Your people are crude, Your culture is rude, Your god is false, And he lacks a pulse.
Netherworld the bare, a land with a curse, No give gives a care, and wants it to get worse, Your armies where crushed, We beat them and only needed a push, Your no match for us, So don't make a fuss, Just run away, And don't delay, With a sword and spear, We'll instil a fear.
Your realm with burn, your stomachs will turn, Bara'Khur will win, against your sin, Surrender now, Or we'll make you bow.
I end my dear poem, I'll let you get goin' Good bye, The end is nigh, Good night, No need to fright.
- An OOC one about Xaphan
Xaphan the fair, With a tail most bare, Tyrannical and Rude, His roleplays where most crude, But I gave not a care.
Xaphan the fair, filled the Squirrels with dread, At night he came and would steal their bread, Soon he was feared, But not revered, As he burnt the lands dry, and people to crisp, The Squirrels would cry, and run so brisk.
Xaphan the cruel, An ambition with fuel, one that burned with his tail, My dear friend, they would say, that is a fail, Screw you, he said I'll make you dead.
- About the death of Norland
I logged onto battlemaster one day, To check on Norland, to see if they are okay, But a goblin had was there, near looting us bare, Despite it all we ended up with no say.
- About Caergoth's betrayal
A caergothan called me a liar, But our situation was most dire, We said it was wrong, those traitorous dogs, But they didn't listen and ran of with a jog, Soon we will ruin them, with fire.
- About Mick (an old RP)
There was once a lass in mick's bedroom, Who was found to be an actual broom, He waved her about, With a scream and a shout, But he soon become a sullen gloom
My Haikus
From Tonkotsu to the Netherworld/Just general realm ones.
 Battle in Tindle
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| by Tonkotsu Vanimedle |
| January 2010 |
| To Tindle we march,
Hetlander's to murder, in blood and honour. |
| Notorious infiltrator Captured
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| by Tonkotsu Vanimedle |
| January 2010 |
| The blagard Guy Revan,
Soon to be executed, Good bye to his head. |
| high Marshal Appointment
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| by Tonkotsu Vanimedle |
| January 2010 |
| Velox Anima,
High marshal by appointment, Instead of our Squall. |
| Nominating Squall to be our high marshal Again
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| by Tonkotsu Vanimedle |
| January 2010 |
| Squall for high marshal,
We know he is a good choice, So lets elect him. |
| Netherworld Haiku
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| by Tonkotsu Vanimedle |
| January 2010 |
| Oh dear Netherworld,
I feel sorry for you, But you are to die. |
| Netherworld Haiku
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| by Tonkotsu Vanimedle |
| January 2010 |
| Those damnable rogues
Not so slowly conquering The Netherworld scum . |
| Netherworld Haiku
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| by Tonkotsu Vanimedle |
| January 2010 |
| Daimon's of the north,
Standing small, defeated hiding in a hole. |
| Netherworld Haiku
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| by Tonkotsu Vanimedle |
| January 2010 |
| There is a small house,
No-one cares for this small house, The house is Netherworld. |
| Netherworld Haiku
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| by Tonkotsu Vanimedle |
| January 2010 |
| Sword of Bara'Khur
Sleeping until the true Daimon Flows red on its blade. |
| Netherworld Haiku
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| by Tonkotsu Vanimedle |
| January 2010 |
| Puppet of Netherworld,
Cowering until the true beast, Returns foaming at its mouth. |
| Netherworld Haiku
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| by Tonkotsu Vanimedle |
| January 2010 |
| Terrible beauty,
False Gods in agony, Netherworld is burn. |
Random ones
| Battle Of Shannadoah
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| by Xaphan Vanimedle |
| January 2010 |
| Caergoth lay dead,
At the walls of the fortress, Huzzah we shouted. |
