Humourists of Atamara/Official Stuff

HA-Meet

This was the opening line on the annual meeting of Humourists of Atamara, where the laughable chairman, Whitti Whitti Hoomoerson, dictated a new strategy for humouring the public of Atamara into joining the HA. “From this day forth we will advertise in Atamara Times!” he yelled to the peasants rolling over in the hay of laughter over his purple hair, pink beard and short stature. “We will march to their office and tickle them until they give us a page of our own!” As the editor had absolutely no humour we had to settle on a column after threatening him with a shrubbery and an eel. Therefore we can proudly bring you the Hairy Articles from Humourists of Atamara (HAHA).

Minas Ithil’s Health Minister informs

It is not just your weight that will tell you have grown too fat eating too many pancakes. You should immediately change your diet by taking a cold turkey, if:

• you when bathing still wobbles ten minutes after drying yourself.
• your enemy takes you for an infantry wall.
• all the bakers remember your name and remember you take your 30 pancakes with syrup and half a pint on the side.
• you sunbathe on the beach and passing, hungry Tarans call for help to skin the whale.
• the enemy tries to do a brutal takeover of you.