Too Much BattleMaster

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You know you play too much BattleMaster when...

You tell yourself, you can live without Battlemaster....then come back 2 weeks later, sweating, and wondering if your allies are ok.
You wake up at 3 in the morning sweating, without an alarm, to neurotically scout the enemy.
The only reason you get away from your computer is to go outside and take the picture that Tom asked for the anniversary collage.
Your girlfriend has given up on trying to stop you wasting your time on such a pointless game and actually reminds you when you're about to miss a turn.
You have not been able to log into the game all day, but you still make no plans...and sit by the computer all night hitting the refresh button.
Battlemaster sets your curfew; you just have to be home before the turn is over.
You go to some sort of social event, but instead of talking to people, you spend the entire time thinking about: (for the Generals amoung us) line settings, (for the Rulers amoung us) diplomatic negotiations, (for the Region Lords amoung us) which court to hold next.
You have a ton of work to do, but deadline or no deadline, you're going to read all your Battlemaster messages first.
You know what time it is in Germany at all times.
You plan vacations and other trips around being able to hit each turnchange.
Not even Tom could convince you that BM is a 'light-weight game'
People have heard you mumble 'thank the Tom' as you scroll through you're BM messages.
You can draw and label your realm and its regions ... or more.
- ... and you can travel across the continent without using the travel advisor or looking at the map.
You can say at least 20 regions' names out loud without fail and be able to use them all in Military Alphabet Code.
"Remember the Titans" is no longer a reference to an American Football movie, but a warning to in-game evildoers.
You are dumbfounded that your paycheck is not delivered at turn change, but are thankful you don't have to drive to your capital to cash it.
You refer to your vehicle as a Caravan each time you take a trip to the groceries store.
Your boss is getting tired of being called "M'Lord".
You bring your own lance and sword to the Golf Tournament.
Turkey leg in one hand, pint of family made mead in the other ... while your family attempts to understand just what a Barony of Makar is ... and why you keep saying "Arrh!".
You understand these jokes.
You miss your bus/ferry in the morning because you just had to get your fix before going to work...
You "roleplay" in game characters in real life. Your friends ask you to consult a psychologist. The psycologist says you are suffering from schizophrenia. They started to investigate the cause of your case. Soon they found similar cases occurred worldwide. One renowed psycologist is writing a Phd research paper, titled: The link between Schizophrenia and a browser game Battlemaster.

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