IRC/Quotes
Quotes from #battlemaster @ quakenet
January 2008
<Veritek> \_/------/|==|\ (catapult)
<Veritek> O (big boulder)
<Veritek> :.:... . . . ...:.:.: (what's left of your castle walls)
<Ragnell> hmmm
<Andrasta> damn you!
Andrasta retreats to the keep
Ragnell builds the stupid pillow wall again.
<Andrasta> an ally!
<Andrasta> now you are doomed, Veritek!
<Andrasta> sally forth, brave warriors, and crush thine enemies!
<Veritek> .| .| .| .| .| .| .| .| (my pikemen of DOOOM!)
<Andrasta> 0|0|0|0|0|0| (shield wall!)
<Veritek> ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ (my crows that will feast on your bodies!)
<Veritek> >>>=====> (Ballista bolts to scatter your shield wall)
<Andrasta> |) -> ^-^ (archers picking off the crows)
<Ragnell> O-}-< (sleeping Raggy)
<Andrasta> drats, my ally is defeated!
<Veritek> <,,_,,)--- (Mice to scare your soldiers)
<Andrasta> \o/ \o/ \o/ (surrendering troops)
<Andrasta> |||||) (||||| (opened gates)
November 2007
<Ragnell> it just sucks when a professor claims I'm better than my peers.
<^ban^> thank him for the compliment
<Veritek> Was he looking at your face when he said it, or your chest?
<Alanna_at_Work> Ragnell, it's fine to accept that you have superior intellect to those around you—as long as you also accept the possibility that you're wrong
<Alanna_at_Work> you're only being an arrogant jerk if you actually brag about it
<Alanna_at_Work> or otherwise rub other people's faces in it
<Ragnell> Veritek, I have superior boobs. I know that.
<Alanna_at_Work> I mean, I'm way smarter than all you poor sods here, but you don't see me lording it over you do you?
<Alanna_at_Work> ...err, wait--
<Veritek> Ragnell: Will you rub your superiority in my face?
October 2007
[12:51] <Nemrus> hmm... Exile, I cast that wololo spell in Thormegor and it revolted
[12:51] <Nemrus> WTF
[12:51] <Nemrus> i mean WTHell
[12:51] <Nemrus> sigh
August 2007
[16:32] <Veritek> Rule #34 of the Internet: If you can imagine it, there is porn of it.
[16:38] <Alanna_at_Work> Veritek, rule #35 of the internet: if you can't imagine it, there is *still* porn of it
[16:39] <LilWolf> Squid porn with chocolate pudding ftw!
April 2006
20:45:37 <+Tokanan> LilWolf I think we are taking over the head of Ragnell
20:45:55 <+Ragnell> yes you are.
20:46:45 <+LilWolf> I hope it's a friendly one and not a brutal one. Though we could go looting then :p
20:47:06 <+Tokanan> *talking
20:47:13 <+LilWolf> Oh..
[16:19] * _Yavanna_ is about to slap Nightwish with everything she finds infront of her
[16:19] * _Yavanna_ slaps Nightwish with Peakki
[16:19] <Nightwish> I always have that effect on women ;)
[16:20] <_Yavanna_> they slap you with peakki??
[16:20] * Peakki hates that
Prior to April 7th
[17:02] <+Tokanan> One of the things I have learned about TOM is he is like a bear
[17:02] <+VinnieTheDark> lol
[17:02] <+Tokanan> Big floffy and warm
[17:03] <+Tokanan> but has sharp teeth and claws and a short temper
[17:03] <+Tokanan> especially when it feels it is being pushed into a corner
[17:03] <+Tokanan> and then it is to large and powerfull to wresle with
05/11/21 14:50:15 <Ragnell> but compared to other countries, I think I can claim Mexico was never at war with another country
05/11/21 14:50:21 <Lorgan> mexico was ally in WWII wasn't it?
05/11/21 14:50:25 <Lorgan> well
05/11/21 14:50:25 <MarcJ> Umm... Santa Anna
05/11/21 14:50:28 <Ragnell> yeah, we had allies but we sort of never have had sufficient CS
20:41:29 < Ragnell> and I am monogamous
20:41:31 < Ragnell> and monoamorous
20:41:45 <+Alanna_at_Work> but not monosyllabic
20:41:56 <+Alanna_at_Work> nor monoglot
20:41:56 <+AjAxed> lol
20:42:28 <+Alanna_at_Work> nor (I would expect) monochrome
20:43:50 <+VinnieTheDark> what on earth
20:43:53 <+VinnieTheDark> a lot of mono words
20:44:36 <+VinnieTheDark> and I thought we were living in a time were everyone had Stero sound!
20:44:44 <+VinnieTheDark> (everyone should smile at such an overly silly joke.)
20:44:52 <+Alanna_at_Work> well, I'm certainly not monoaural ;-)
20:46:08 <+AjAxed> lol
20:46:52 <+AjAxed> this conversation is becoming "mono"tonic
20:47:01 < Ragnell> I am monochromatic, btw
20:47:03 < Ragnell> I'm all brown
20:47:16 <+Alanna_at_Work> all the same colour of brown?
20:47:24 < Ragnell> similar
20:47:37 <+AjAxed> lol!! What a question =))
20:47:49 < Ragnell> no,
20:47:51 < Ragnell> I am brown
20:48:08 <+Alanna_at_Work> well, if you're not all the same colour of brown, you're not truly monochromatic
20:48:13 < Ragnell> enough to still be called brown.
20:48:41 <+Alanna_at_Work> and just being similar enough to be called "brown" all over, I think, isn't really quite good enough
20:48:59 < Ragnell> lol
20:49:21 < Ragnell> no, it is not the same color of brown
20:49:29 < Ragnell> my eyes and hair are the same brown brown
20:49:33 < Ragnell> my skin is only brown-ish
20:49:38 < Ragnell> and my nails are pink
20:49:44 < Ragnell> and my teeth are white
20:49:47 <+VinnieTheDark> :D
20:49:52 < Ragnell> so no, I am not monochromatic after all
20:50:04 <+Alanna_at_Work> then you're polysyllabic, polyglot, and polychromatic
20:50:15 < Ragnell> I am still not polyamorous
20:50:21 <+LilWolf> That has to be one of weirdest discussion ever held in this channel..
[20:01] Nosferatus: Invisibility is the Unknown, However everything visible doesn't excist
[20:01] Nosferatus: that one keeps cracking my brain
[20:02] Sparky-king: I disagree
[20:02] Nosferatus: haha
[20:02] Nosferatus: you cant
[20:03] Nosferatus: it's philosophy
[20:03] VinnieTheDark: ^^
[20:52] Sparky-king: we're teaming with caligus
[20:52] Sparky-king: and have to put akesh temple and sir temple under heavy guard
[20:53] *** Weylyn has left #Battlemaster.
[20:54] Bisshop: lol sparky
[20:54] Bisshop: Im ruler and i dont know any of these plans
[20:55] Sparky-king: well
[20:56] Sparky-king: I am marquis and I talk to lycastus a lot
[20:57] Bisshop: lol
[21:08] Ragnell: I am queen and I talk to no one
[21:11] qp-moon: ^^