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==Current Events== | ==Current Events== | ||
===Sordnaz Speaks On The War=== | |||
(February 03) | |||
Letter from Sordnaz | |||
Message sent to everyone in your realm | |||
Vikings! | |||
It just hit me that I havent explained why we are at war with MinasIthil | |||
or why we loot RedSpan. I do know that you all live for raidsand loot but | |||
with a cause those things might be a little morefun. | |||
The war with Minas Ithil is simple, we were to defend Norland butMinas | |||
Ithils evil ruler Dead Angel3 made one of his infiltratorbackstab good | |||
old Salem for preaching in the streets...No one doesthat without paying | |||
in full for his actions. I have never left aviking out to dry and war | |||
has been declared for less. | |||
RedSpan, well they... eh.. have gold and .. they happened to bewhere our | |||
horde was. The Fact that Darka decided to make them payfor the attack they | |||
suffered months ago and that the whole Talerianarmy was there also has | |||
something to do with it. Why climb thewalls of Stargard when you can have | |||
two huge armies tear them downfor you. The Mighty goat of RedSpan is not | |||
lasughing anymore. | |||
Eston has some quarrels with Falasan and Tara has a claim on acouple | |||
of Falasan regions as well, something about having to manypeople and | |||
not enough food. | |||
Abington did what any good federate would do and responded toRedSpans | |||
cry for help. | |||
ASI our old friends have decided to side with evil, they arecurrrently | |||
in the northern Minas Ithil eating grass and cuddlingwith horses. | |||
Caglian Empire the Central Atamaras lion, who knows what they | |||
arethinking, the Carelian issue is out of the picture and that leavesus | |||
with Carelia and Caglian Empire as two realms in peace while therest of | |||
the world is fighting in one way or the other. | |||
Cathrine, Falasans Queen was last seen entering the luxuary resortof | |||
Xanadu or was it Europe? Tank was elected King and he is notonly ruler | |||
now but also the founder of the "Black Mamabs", adangerous combination | |||
if you ask me. | |||
Two more issues of great importance. | |||
The Badgers in Lamia have increased in numbers over the last coupleof months | |||
and the peasants talks of rumours mentioning the "GiantBadger", if he is | |||
back then we will face a real danger unless wecan strike some kind of deal. | |||
There are also rumours from Norland about an army of Squirrels inShiwerwood. | |||
The Norland Althing will not confirm or deny therumours but some of | |||
their members have been seen shipping theirstash of chutney out of | |||
Shiverwood and to safety in Brackhead. | |||
Follow orders and stay alert! | |||
Sordnaz | |||
Dictator of Barony of Makar, Duke of Sale | |||
While it is true this paper has previously reported on this issue (after obtaining a copy of Sordnaz's letter to the other rulers), this is truely interesting. We finally see everyones reasons for all these wars - not that we care. We get to loot, who cares why? | |||
===War with Minas Ithil === | ===War with Minas Ithil === | ||
(Just catching up on the important stuff, this happened January 24) | (Just catching up on the important stuff, this happened January 24) |