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From Tonkotsu to the Netherworld/Just general realm ones.
 
From Tonkotsu to the Netherworld/Just general realm ones.
  
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*''To Tindle we march,
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{{AsgardArticle
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|header =  Battle in Tindle
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|editor = Tonkotsu Vanimedle
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|date = January 2010
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|article =
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To Tindle we march,
 
Hetlander's to murder,
 
Hetlander's to murder,
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in blood and honour.''
 
  
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*The blagard Guy Revan,
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in blood and honour.
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}}
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{{AsgardArticle
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|header =  Notorious infiltrator Captured
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|editor = Tonkotsu Vanimedle
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|date = January 2010
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|article =
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The blagard Guy Revan,
 
Soon to be executed,
 
Soon to be executed,
 
Good bye to his head.
 
Good bye to his head.
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}}
  
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''Velox Anima,
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{{AsgardArticle
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|header =  high Marshal Appointment
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|editor = Tonkotsu Vanimedle
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|date = January 2010
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|article =
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Velox Anima,
 
High marshal by appointment,
 
High marshal by appointment,
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Instead of our Squall.''
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Instead of our Squall.
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}}
  
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*Squall for high marshal,
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{{AsgardArticle
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|header =  Nominating Squall to be our high marshal Again
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|editor = Tonkotsu Vanimedle
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|date = January 2010
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|article =
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Squall for high marshal,
 
We know he is a good choice,
 
We know he is a good choice,
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So lets elect him.  
 
So lets elect him.  
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}}
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{{AsgardArticle
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|header =  Netherworld Haiku
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|editor = Tonkotsu Vanimedle
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|date = January 2010
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|article =
  
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*''Oh dear Netherworld,
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Oh dear Netherworld,
 
I feel sorry for you,
 
I feel sorry for you,
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But you are to die.''
 
  
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*Those damnable rogues
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But you are to die.
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}}
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{{AsgardArticle
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|header =  Netherworld Haiku
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|editor = Tonkotsu Vanimedle
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|date = January 2010
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|article =
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Those damnable rogues
 
Not so slowly conquering
 
Not so slowly conquering
 
The Netherworld scum .
 
The Netherworld scum .
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}}
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{{AsgardArticle
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|header =  Netherworld Haiku
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|editor = Tonkotsu Vanimedle
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|date = January 2010
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|article =
  
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*''Daimon's of the north,
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Daimon's of the north,
 
Standing small, defeated
 
Standing small, defeated
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hiding in a hole.''
 
  
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*''There is a small house,
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hiding in a hole.
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}}
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{{AsgardArticle
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|header =  Netherworld Haiku
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|editor = Tonkotsu Vanimedle
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|date = January 2010
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|article =
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There is a small house,
 
No-one cares for this small house,
 
No-one cares for this small house,
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The house is Netherworld.''
 
  
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*Sword of Bara'Khur
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The house is Netherworld.
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}}
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{{AsgardArticle
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|header =  Netherworld Haiku
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|editor = Tonkotsu Vanimedle
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|date = January 2010
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|article =
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Sword of Bara'Khur
 
Sleeping until the true Daimon
 
Sleeping until the true Daimon
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Flows red on its blade.
 
Flows red on its blade.
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}}
  
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*''Puppet of Netherworld,
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{{AsgardArticle
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|header =  Netherworld Haiku
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|editor = Tonkotsu Vanimedle
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|date = January 2010
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|article =
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Puppet of Netherworld,
 
Cowering until the true beast,
 
Cowering until the true beast,
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Returns foaming at its mouth.''
 
  
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*Terrible beauty,
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Returns foaming at its mouth.
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}}
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{{AsgardArticle
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|header =  Netherworld Haiku
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|editor = Tonkotsu Vanimedle
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|date = January 2010
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|article =
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Terrible beauty,
 
False Gods in agony,
 
False Gods in agony,
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Netherworld is burn.
 
Netherworld is burn.
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}}
  
 
==Random ones==
 
==Random ones==
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{{AsgardArticle
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|header =  Battle Of Shannadoah
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|editor = Xaphan Vanimedle
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|date = January 2010
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|article =
  
 
Caergoth lay dead,
 
Caergoth lay dead,
 
At the walls of the fortress,  
 
At the walls of the fortress,  
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Huzzah we shouted.
 
Huzzah we shouted.
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}}

Revision as of 06:09, 27 January 2010

Ok so here are mine (RestonVanim/ David. D / Vaniedmle family)


Strange poems kind of like limericks but not

  • From Tonkotsu to the Netherworld (She regularly trolls the "god" of it with her poetic muse

Netherworld, a land so bare, You cry and whine and say its not fair, Your people are crude, Your culture is rude, Your god is false, And he lacks a pulse.

Netherworld the bare, a land with a curse, No give gives a care, and wants it to get worse, Your armies where crushed, We beat them and only needed a push, Your no match for us, So don't make a fuss, Just run away, And don't delay, With a sword and spear, We'll instil a fear.

Your realm with burn, your stomachs will turn, Bara'Khur will win, against your sin, Surrender now, Or we'll make you bow.

I end my dear poem, I'll let you get goin' Good bye, The end is nigh, Good night, No need to fright.

  • An OOC one about Xaphan

Xaphan the fair, With a tail most bare, Tyrannical and Rude, His roleplays where most crude, But I gave not a care.

Xaphan the fair, filled the Squirrels with dread, At night he came and would steal their bread, Soon he was feared, But not revered, As he burnt the lands dry, and people to crisp, The Squirrels would cry, and run so brisk.

Xaphan the cruel, An ambition with fuel, one that burned with his tail, My dear friend, they would say, that is a fail, Screw you, he said I'll make you dead.

  • About the death of Norland

I logged onto battlemaster one day, To check on Norland, to see if they are okay, But a goblin had was there, near looting us bare, Despite it all we ended up with no say.

  • About Caergoth's betrayal

A caergothan called me a liar, But our situation was most dire, We said it was wrong, those traitorous dogs, But they didn't listen and ran of with a jog, Soon we will ruin them, with fire.

  • About Mick (an old RP)

There was once a lass in mick's bedroom, Who was found to be an actual broom, He waved her about, With a scream and a shout, But he soon become a sullen gloom

My Haikus

From Tonkotsu to the Netherworld/Just general realm ones.


Phoenixsmall.png   Battle in Tindle   Phoenixsmall.png
by Tonkotsu Vanimedle
January 2010
To Tindle we march,

Hetlander's to murder,

in blood and honour.



Phoenixsmall.png   Notorious infiltrator Captured   Phoenixsmall.png
by Tonkotsu Vanimedle
January 2010
The blagard Guy Revan,

Soon to be executed, Good bye to his head.



Phoenixsmall.png   high Marshal Appointment   Phoenixsmall.png
by Tonkotsu Vanimedle
January 2010
Velox Anima,

High marshal by appointment, Instead of our Squall.



Phoenixsmall.png   Nominating Squall to be our high marshal Again   Phoenixsmall.png
by Tonkotsu Vanimedle
January 2010
Squall for high marshal,

We know he is a good choice,

So lets elect him.



Phoenixsmall.png   Netherworld Haiku   Phoenixsmall.png
by Tonkotsu Vanimedle
January 2010
Oh dear Netherworld,

I feel sorry for you,

But you are to die.



Phoenixsmall.png   Netherworld Haiku   Phoenixsmall.png
by Tonkotsu Vanimedle
January 2010
Those damnable rogues

Not so slowly conquering The Netherworld scum .



Phoenixsmall.png   Netherworld Haiku   Phoenixsmall.png
by Tonkotsu Vanimedle
January 2010
Daimon's of the north,

Standing small, defeated

hiding in a hole.


Phoenixsmall.png   Netherworld Haiku   Phoenixsmall.png
by Tonkotsu Vanimedle
January 2010
There is a small house,

No-one cares for this small house,

The house is Netherworld.


Phoenixsmall.png   Netherworld Haiku   Phoenixsmall.png
by Tonkotsu Vanimedle
January 2010
Sword of Bara'Khur

Sleeping until the true Daimon

Flows red on its blade.



Phoenixsmall.png   Netherworld Haiku   Phoenixsmall.png
by Tonkotsu Vanimedle
January 2010
Puppet of Netherworld,

Cowering until the true beast,

Returns foaming at its mouth.



Phoenixsmall.png   Netherworld Haiku   Phoenixsmall.png
by Tonkotsu Vanimedle
January 2010
Terrible beauty,

False Gods in agony,

Netherworld is burn.


Random ones

Phoenixsmall.png   Battle Of Shannadoah   Phoenixsmall.png
by Xaphan Vanimedle
January 2010
Caergoth lay dead,

At the walls of the fortress,

Huzzah we shouted.


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