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Thank you again to everyone that made this possible. Good luck at the tournament and curses to you stingy bastards that did not donate. How dare you try to claim the price without making any contribution?! You shall burn in the mightiest fire of hell! -Adrian | Thank you again to everyone that made this possible. Good luck at the tournament and curses to you stingy bastards that did not donate. How dare you try to claim the price without making any contribution?! You shall burn in the mightiest fire of hell! -Adrian | ||
'''Note: Our assistant editor Adrian was getting very drunk and violent as he was finishing | '''Note: Our assistant editor Adrian was getting very drunk and violent as he was finishing this article. The Elven Tribune apologizes to anyone that felt insulted, but if you ''personally'' know Adrian, you understand what I mean. -Doc''' | ||
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Revision as of 07:11, 25 October 2006
===Elven Tribune=== News and Events from the great Elven Realm of Sirion on the East Continent
Price: Free Circulation DISCLOSURE
CURRENT AFFAIRSPeace.....for nowOctober 20th, Earlier today, realms throughout East Island agreed to a temporary peace agreement, marking the end of the Great Wars that has left many parts of the continent in ruins. Whether the realms will obey the conditions set will be watched closely by all, but for now, peace has returned. Please be patient while we work out the details of the treaty. The terms will be made public very soon. -Adrian
Prime Minister calls for GoldOctober 22nd, Handow is trying to raise funds for a tournament celebrating the first time in several years where Sirion is not at war with any nations. We hope that the project is sucessfull and that the Island joins us while we commemorate the glorious occassion! There are nobles that are not in favor of the idea for a number of reasons, but the general public's opinion is positive--and in the mood to celebrate! -Doc Tournament is here!October 24th, After days of anticipation and some debate, the PM finally announced the tournament. Both the sword and joust event will be held and there is a 600 gold reward for the winners of the events, while the second best will receive half that amount. It is certainly a morale boost for an island devastated by years of war. A special thank you goes to the following nobles who helped sponsor the event: Alexander, Araig, Arlian, Boom Boom, Circle, Doc, Evylears, Glacious, Hunter, Hyraltic, Ice, Idem, Ikaika, Jerro, kid, Kimmuriel, Linker, Luken, Mariell, Nabiki, Nimor, Papier, Popsi, Tanin, Tung, Tzarmeister, Vader, Xypherius and me, Count Adrian Thank you again to everyone that made this possible. Good luck at the tournament and curses to you stingy bastards that did not donate. How dare you try to claim the price without making any contribution?! You shall burn in the mightiest fire of hell! -Adrian Note: Our assistant editor Adrian was getting very drunk and violent as he was finishing this article. The Elven Tribune apologizes to anyone that felt insulted, but if you personally know Adrian, you understand what I mean. -Doc |
Official Political PartiesGreen Party"Defending the Rights of all People to Toke freely in the Republic! Headquarters are in Oligarch City, next to the Doughnut Shop, in the Hemp Cafe" "Find a Peaceful Solution so we can all kick back and Relax!" YOUR PARTY HEREYOUR PARTY NEWS/MANTRA HERE |