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|date = September | |date = September 30, 2010 | ||
|headline = | |headline = BREAKING NEWS: The Gods have Cursed the Elven Race. Elves soon to be Extinct! | ||
|article = | |article = The whole of Sirion are in mourning as people comes to terms with the extinction of the elven race. People are holding vigils around temples with little lighted candles and friends and families huddle each other crying softly at the impending doom of their race. Prayers are been chanted around most cities to no avail. Condolences have been sent from across all parts of East Continent. | ||
More news to follow... | |||
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|date = September 30, 2010 | |||
|headline = The Elven Chronicle Launched | |||
|article = Due to ownership issue, The Elven Tribune is now renamed as The Elven Chronicle breaking all ties with its past. This is due to some Lords in Sirion putting pressure on the newspaper to try to suppress our breaking news story and the reporting of the extinction of Elven race in order to dampen down potential civic unrest. | |||
We, the people here at the Elven Chronicle, will not be silence and will give you the hardest hitting headlines from Sirion and all over East Continent. We promise always to give you the latest news first, right here at The Elven Chronicle. | |||
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|date = September 30, 2010 | |||
|headline = Ibladesh Colony Renamed the 'Diocese of Aix' with an Old Parchment as its Flag | |||
|article =Letter from Theuderik Cuvelier | |||
Message sent to the Judges of East Continent | |||
Fellow judges, | |||
I would like to welcome the most honourable Elishev amongst us, as Patriarch of the new founded Diocese of Aix. In one letter I will make clear that whatever criminal acts are committed in Aix, will be considered a direct crime in Ibladesh too. After all, the city is part of our Church and we are united through faith. | |||
A glorious day for the Empire! Congratulations Elishev! | |||
Yours, | |||
Theuderik Cuvelier | |||
Patriarch of Ibladesh, Viscount of Noritor | |||
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|date = September 30, 2010 | |||
|headline = The Elven Tribune Gives Advice on Safety Procedures | |||
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What to Do: | |||
* Do not drink from rivers and try to stay away from them until further notice. | |||
* Try to get all your water source from wells and even then to boil the water. | |||
* All fish caught from rivers should be thrown away. | |||
* Travel to the coast for your baths in the sea. It might make your elven skin rougher so apply sweet almond oil and fruit juices to maintain healthy skin. Other ingredients to use are chamomile, peppermint, witch hazel, aloe, and can be mixed with oils, honey or beeswax. | |||
KEEP CALM and CARRY ON.}} | |||
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|date = September 30, 2010 | |||
|headline = BREAKING NEWS: Elven Genocide Perpetrated by Nefarious Wizard | |||
|article = Breaking News story and what could turn out to be biggest major news story of the year. | |||
A nefarious wizard is found to be behind a conspiracy to commit Elven genocide by casting his magic spells in the river and lakes of Sirion causing Elves to be impotent and unable to have children. [[Talk:Elves]] | |||
Unless the Gods intervene this might turn out be the end of the future of the Elven race as we know it and this newspaper would have to change to be called - The Human Tribune - News from the Land of the Mighty Humans. | |||
This could turn out to be | There are massive protest rallies gathered at all the towns and cites of Sirion against the cruelty and hatred of this despicably evil wizard and a 'Just say No to Racism' campaign has quickly gathered momentum. Many scarecrow dressed up as the wizard has been burnt by groups of yoofs and many darker elements have taken this opportunity create havoc at these protests. This could turn out to be very ugly. | ||
More updates on this breaking news to follow. The Elven Tribune will bring you the news of this as it happens.}} | |||
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|date = September 29, 2010 | |||
|headline = Ibladesh Creates Colony at Aix | |||
|article = <center>Ibladesh has created a colony at Aix and Aeolus Ironsun proclaimed as the Pontifex of Ibladesh Colony.</center>}} | |||
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|date = September | |date = September 29, 2010 | ||
|headline = Fontan Welcomes Sirionite Troops with Food and Gold | |headline = Fontan Welcomes Sirionite Troops with Food and Gold | ||
|article = In an attempt at appeasement towards the first step of seeking peace (aka surrender) with Sirion, | |article = In an attempt at appeasement towards the first step of seeking peace (aka surrender) with Sirion, Fontanese lords welcomed Sirionite troops to Oberndorf and Braga by laying out large investments in their regions as soon as they saw the approaching Sirionite forces crossing into their borders. | ||
Even though Fontan had suffered acute shortage of food in recent times with | Even though Fontan had suffered acute shortage of food in recent times with a third of the population dying of hunger, they have shown their immense generosity in laying out most welcoming feasts for the liberating Sirionite Armies. | ||
The | The Armies of Sirion would like to extent their thanks especially to Lord Aulus Severus of Oberndorf and Lord Prandur of Braga for their hospitality and that the helpings of food and gold have gone down extremely well with our warriors. | ||
This could turn out to be the turning point where Fontan might be able to bring peace (aka surrender) a step closer for their malnourished people and the beginning of the end to this war. | This could turn out to be the turning point where Fontan might be able to bring peace (aka surrender) a step closer for their malnourished people and the beginning of the end to this war. | ||
29/09/10 - Battle in Braga - Fontan vs. Sirion -Estimated strengths: 80 men vs. 690 men - Defender Victory! | |||
Battle in Oberndorf - Sirion vs. Fontan - Estimated strengths: 363 men vs. 53 men - Attacker Victory!}} | 28.09/10 - Battle in Oberndorf - Sirion vs. Fontan - Estimated strengths: 363 men vs. 53 men - Attacker Victory!}} | ||
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