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<td><div align="right">'''September 2010 Edition'''</div> | <td><div align="right">'''September 2010 Edition'''</div> | ||
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|date = September 30, 2010 | |||
|headline = BREAKING NEWS: The Gods have Cursed the Elven Race. Elves soon to be Extinct! | |||
|article = The whole of Sirion are in mourning as people comes to terms with the extinction of the elven race. People are holding vigils around temples with little lighted candles and friends and families huddle each other crying softly at the impending doom of their race. Prayers are been chanted around most cities to no avail. Condolences have been sent from across all parts of East Continent. | |||
More news to follow... | |||
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|date = September 30, 2010 | |||
|headline = The Elven Chronicle Launched | |||
|article = Due to ownership issue, The Elven Tribune is now renamed as The Elven Chronicle breaking all ties with its past. This is due to some Lords in Sirion putting pressure on the newspaper to try to suppress our breaking news story and the reporting of the extinction of Elven race in order to dampen down potential civic unrest. | |||
We, the people here at the Elven Chronicle, will not be silence and will give you the hardest hitting headlines from Sirion and all over East Continent. We promise always to give you the latest news first, right here at The Elven Chronicle. | |||
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|date = September 30, 2010 | |||
|headline = Ibladesh Colony Renamed the 'Diocese of Aix' with an Old Parchment as its Flag | |||
|article =Letter from Theuderik Cuvelier | |||
Message sent to the Judges of East Continent | |||
Fellow judges, | |||
I would like to welcome the most honourable Elishev amongst us, as Patriarch of the new founded Diocese of Aix. In one letter I will make clear that whatever criminal acts are committed in Aix, will be considered a direct crime in Ibladesh too. After all, the city is part of our Church and we are united through faith. | |||
A glorious day for the Empire! Congratulations Elishev! | |||
Yours, | |||
Theuderik Cuvelier | |||
Patriarch of Ibladesh, Viscount of Noritor | |||
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|date = September 30, 2010 | |||
|headline = The Elven Tribune Gives Advice on Safety Procedures | |||
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What to Do: | |||
* Do not drink from rivers and try to stay away from them until further notice. | |||
* Try to get all your water source from wells and even then to boil the water. | |||
* All fish caught from rivers should be thrown away. | |||
* Travel to the coast for your baths in the sea. It might make your elven skin rougher so apply sweet almond oil and fruit juices to maintain healthy skin. Other ingredients to use are chamomile, peppermint, witch hazel, aloe, and can be mixed with oils, honey or beeswax. | |||
KEEP CALM and CARRY ON.}} | |||
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|date = September 30, 2010 | |||
|headline = BREAKING NEWS: Elven Genocide Perpetrated by Nefarious Wizard | |||
|article = Breaking News story and what could turn out to be biggest major news story of the year. | |||
A nefarious wizard is found to be behind a conspiracy to commit Elven genocide by casting his magic spells in the river and lakes of Sirion causing Elves to be impotent and unable to have children. [[Talk:Elves]] | |||
Unless the Gods intervene this might turn out be the end of the future of the Elven race as we know it and this newspaper would have to change to be called - The Human Tribune - News from the Land of the Mighty Humans. | |||
There are massive protest rallies gathered at all the towns and cites of Sirion against the cruelty and hatred of this despicably evil wizard and a 'Just say No to Racism' campaign has quickly gathered momentum. Many scarecrow dressed up as the wizard has been burnt by groups of yoofs and many darker elements have taken this opportunity create havoc at these protests. This could turn out to be very ugly. | |||
More updates on this breaking news to follow. The Elven Tribune will bring you the news of this as it happens.}} | |||
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|date = September 29, 2010 | |||
|headline = Ibladesh Creates Colony at Aix | |||
|article = <center>Ibladesh has created a colony at Aix and Aeolus Ironsun proclaimed as the Pontifex of Ibladesh Colony.</center>}} | |||
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|date = September 29, 2010 | |||
|headline = Fontan Welcomes Sirionite Troops with Food and Gold | |||
|article = In an attempt at appeasement towards the first step of seeking peace (aka surrender) with Sirion, Fontanese lords welcomed Sirionite troops to Oberndorf and Braga by laying out large investments in their regions as soon as they saw the approaching Sirionite forces crossing into their borders. | |||
Even though Fontan had suffered acute shortage of food in recent times with a third of the population dying of hunger, they have shown their immense generosity in laying out most welcoming feasts for the liberating Sirionite Armies. | |||
The Armies of Sirion would like to extent their thanks especially to Lord Aulus Severus of Oberndorf and Lord Prandur of Braga for their hospitality and that the helpings of food and gold have gone down extremely well with our warriors. | |||
This could turn out to be the turning point where Fontan might be able to bring peace (aka surrender) a step closer for their malnourished people and the beginning of the end to this war. | |||
29/09/10 - Battle in Braga - Fontan vs. Sirion -Estimated strengths: 80 men vs. 690 men - Defender Victory! | |||
28.09/10 - Battle in Oberndorf - Sirion vs. Fontan - Estimated strengths: 363 men vs. 53 men - Attacker Victory!}} | |||
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|date = September 27, 2010 | |||
|headline = Sirionite Troops Close Harems and Free POW from Salta | |||
|article = On entering SoA there are many large signs written: | |||
'Welcome to SULTANATE OF ASENA | |||
If you come in peace then you are welcome to feast in our homes. | |||
Trouble seekers, if lucky you will grace our harems and serve to our pleasure otherwise consider yourself a Wolf meal.' | |||
As Sirionite forces continue their liberation war against SoA, troops entering Salta has found numerous hidden harems housing prisoners of wars from many realms and local criminals. Many battle-harden warriors have been reduced to quivering wreaks from having to serve these idiosyncratic pleasures of the Asena nobility where their culture meant a preference for men and boys and particular expensive acquisitions considered to be those that have a violent personality and men of war. | |||
Public opinion in Sirion of these new findings has strengthen the calls in the current defensive strategy towards a more offensive strategy and to divert more of the resources towards liberating the population of SoA from their oppressive Sultan and their nobility. | |||
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|date = September 27, 2010 | |||
|headline = SoA's Information Minister Claims Victory as SoA Men Die Around Him | |||
|article = SoA's Information Minister made a public speech to the foreign emissaries staying in Salta claiming there were no Sirionite forces in Salta and that Sirionites were committing suicide by their hundreds at Salta's gates. At the time of the speech, Sirionite Troops were patrolling the streets merely a stone's throw away from the gathering audience. | |||
He said that Sirionites "are going to surrender or be burnt in their thousands. They will surrender, it is they who will surrender" and talked of his visions of victory for the 'invincible' Asena army. | |||
''As for chain of defeats, on the contrary victory is becoming the norm here'' - the Information Minster quoted the words of his Sultan whilst Asena forces were being massacred around him. | |||
It is reported that SoA's mobile army has only 1.5k survivors left holed up in Oroya and this week has been one of the worse defeat the army has suffered over the last few months. | |||
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|date = September 27, 2010 | |||
|headline = Routing SoA's Army Part 2 | |||
|article = Battle in Salta - Sirion vs. Sultanate of Asena - Estimated strengths: 205 men vs. 111 men - Attacker Victory! | |||
Battle in Pedrera - Sirion vs. Sultanate of Asena - Estimated strengths: 340 men vs. 30 men - Attacker Victory!}} | |||
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|date = September 27, 2010 | |||
|headline = Routing SoA's Army Part 1 | |||
|article = Battle in Pedrera - Sirion vs Sultanate of Asena - Estimated strengths: 403 men vs 143 men - Attacker Victory!}} | |||
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|date = September 26, 2010 | |date = September 26, 2010 | ||
|headline = SoA Follow Up Troops Commit Suicide | |headline = SoA's Follow Up Troops Commit Suicide | ||
|article = Battle in Caqueta | |article = Battle in Caqueta - Sultanate of Asena vs. Sirion - Estimated strengths: 128 men vs. 651 men - Defender Victory!}} | ||
Sultanate of Asena vs. Sirion | |||
Estimated strengths: 128 men vs. 651 men | |||
Defender Victory!}} | |||
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|date = September 25, 2010 | |date = September 25, 2010 | ||
|headline = SoA Sneak Attack Destroyed | |headline = SoA's Sneak Attack Destroyed | ||
|article = Battle in Caqueta | |article = Battle in Caqueta | ||
Sultanate of Asena vs. Sirion | Sultanate of Asena vs. Sirion | ||
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|date = September 18, 2010 | |date = September 18, 2010 | ||
|headline = Meteor Kills Knight | |headline = Meteor Kills Knight | ||
|article = Sir Johannes | |article = Sir Johannes dies from an infection after being hit by a meteor. Many members of Sirionite nobility offered their condolences at the freak accident.}} | ||
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Now one slight change to Romul's message is that OR would probably have fell with just Fontan/SOA | Now one slight change to Romul's message is that OR would probably have fell with just Fontan/SOA attacking them. Sirion was aiding them the best we could even though we lost Avamar city to Fontan. It would have been a slow death but they would have eventually taken all the regions. What sped up the process was Westmoor joining our enemies which tipped the scales so much that Sirion could no longer protect OR and thus it fell quickly. Westmoor claimed to me that they had no ill will against OR. Even though they said this when I told them OR would be destroyed because Sirion couldn't protect them they claimed it was not their fault. This came from the realm that went to war with us because they claimed we kidnapped their King (ooc:the player went inactive) when they couldn't provide proof we did such a thing. I offered them many times to send their nobles around Sirion to investigate, so they could see we didn't have him but they never did. Matter of fact they never tried to look for him just brought their army along with Fontan/SOA in attacking our regions. | ||
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