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| width="100%" style="font-size:130%;" | '''War Reports from Around East Continent''' | | width="100%" style="font-size:130%;" | '''War Reports from Around East Continent''' | ||
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+ | {{Sirionleft | ||
+ | |date = October 6, 2010 | ||
+ | |headline = Diocese of Aix Takes Second Region | ||
+ | |article = Region Takeover - Diocese of Aix has taken control of Lorient , a former rogue region. Diocese of Aix now controls 2 regions. | ||
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+ | |date = October 6, 2010 | ||
+ | |headline = War Erupts! - Battles in Braga, Oporto, Commonyr, TOing of Obando Continues | ||
+ | |article = Battle in Braga - Fontan vs. Sirion - Estimated strengths: 370 men vs. 620 men - Defender Victory! | ||
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+ | Battle in Oporto - Sirion vs. Fontan - Estimated strengths: 220 men vs. 20 men - Attacker Victory! | ||
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+ | Battle in Commonyr - Sirion vs Fontan - Exact strengths: 16 men vs 30 men - Attacker Victory! | ||
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+ | Battles starting to heat up now with Sirion troops on the offensive TOing Braga, Toing Obando and a swift attacks of Oporto and Commonyr. 5.5k mobile Fontan troops hold up in Krimml - way short of what is needed to retake Braga. | ||
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+ | |date = October 6, 2010 | ||
+ | |headline = Sirion On the Offensive - Obando Attacked. | ||
+ | |article = Battle in Obando | ||
+ | Sirion vs. Sultanate of Asena | ||
+ | Estimated strengths: 530 men vs. 110 men | ||
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+ | The Army of Sirion (Sirion), sponsored by Sir Ecthelion Tezokian, Duke of Sirion, were led into battle by Vice-Marshal Vessol Mithridates. | ||
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+ | Attacker Victory! | ||
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+ | Takeover initiated - Webin has initiated a Brutal Takeover of Obando, currently belonging to Sultanate of Asena. | ||
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+ | As have said late last month, due to the findings of the despicable SoA's harems, public opinions have called for a more offensive strategy in dealing with the Sultanates. SoA has become complacent from the previous defensive strategy period with their forces marching in parts to the front line knowing that their forces would not be attacked. This time their part forces were caught out in Obando and were completely destroyed. | ||
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+ | Total Casualties: 34/434 (7.8%) Sirion, 101/110 (91.8%) SoA | ||
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+ | Estimated CS Lost: 391 Sirion, 1087 SoA - Numbers gathered by Lady Leoma's men. | ||
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+ | This offensive strategy might now make SoA's troop movements slower for the future with the need for their troops to move together and damages from battles would now be on SoA's soil. | ||
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+ | |date = October 5, 2010 | ||
+ | |headline = Braga Attacked. Sirionite Troops Unopposed. | ||
+ | |article = Back on the war front, Braga has been attacked by Sirionite troops with many regions of Fontan lightly defended as parts of Fontanese army gathered at Al Amarah trying to bring the region back up from the rogue state it was in. | ||
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+ | The recapture of Al Amarah was probably not a good move since it has vast population of 11443 to feed and will surely exacerbate their food supply problem that is already affecting many regions of Fontan. | ||
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+ | The fact that Al Amarah is far out from their capital and closer to Sirion means it could be easily attacked again and all their civic work and maintenance in the region would be wasted. Fortification in Al Amarah has been rebuilt to motte and bailey for now so it looks like Fontan will try to keep hold of the region.}} | ||
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+ | |date = October 4, 2010 | ||
+ | |headline = Retirement Home Needed for A Debilitated Senile Old Man | ||
+ | |article = Sabotage! | ||
+ | An explosion shook the fortifications in Trinbar, doing 10 % damage! Fortunately, the guards spotted someone trying to flee the scene, and after a short pursuit, throw Zartos ut Daris, apparently a saboteur working for Fontan into prison. | ||
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+ | The Elven Chronicle is seeking retirement home for a much loved but debilitated senile old man and would also require maids for assisted baths and skills of bedpan usage for the disable. The precipitous fall of grace of the formerly infamous, but now a Z-list infiltrator, Sir Zartos has shocked us all at The Elven Chronicle and a little of us die a bit inside every time we see his bumbling attempt at his infiltrating activities. | ||
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+ | In this painful time for us all, we ask people to give a little thought to our elderly and that each one of us will get to be elderly one day and unable to relieve ourselves without the assistance of others.}} | ||
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+ | |date = October 3, 2010 | ||
+ | |headline = Traitors' Army - The Obsidian Cavaliers | ||
+ | |article = Once again, Fontan is shown to be the number one place for all evil doers to join their realm with traitors from OI joining Fontan and forming 'The Obsidian Cavaliers - The Order of Turncoats'. | ||
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+ | Marshalled by Cesera Azul, former Marshal of The Army of Obsidian Islands, and with Sir Sirius Drakon as her Second-in-Command, Sirionite commanders giggle at the news since they have lost all their battles previously and they will now be leading Fontan's troops - hopefully with the same reults.}} | ||
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|date = October 2, 2010 | |date = October 2, 2010 | ||
|headline = The Axis of Evil Formed | |headline = The Axis of Evil Formed | ||
− | |article = In a not unpredictable turn of events, the three evillest realms on East Continent - SoA | + | |article = In a not unpredictable turn of events, the three evillest realms on East Continent - Fontan, SoA and Westmoor have made it official into forming the Axis of Evil and have gone into a federation with each other. |
− | Sirionite Lords are calling the rest of the world for aid and for all able bodied warriors to join our good and light realm to fight against the | + | Sirionite Lords are calling the rest of the world for aid and for all able bodied warriors to join our good and light realm to fight against the growing darkness and putrefying evilness of this Axis. |
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− | 'Sir Facade is a worthy winner whose work has entertained and thrilled billions of readers as well as many more who have enjoyed his Breaking News Specials that have inspired.' | + | 'Sir Facade is a worthy winner whose work has entertained and thrilled billions and trillions of readers as well as many more who have enjoyed his Breaking News Specials that have inspired.' |
'The recipient of the Fun Medal is chosen by members and committee of the writer's guild and is very much an honour awarded by the writer's peers and this makes it special... like super special.' }} | 'The recipient of the Fun Medal is chosen by members and committee of the writer's guild and is very much an honour awarded by the writer's peers and this makes it special... like super special.' }} | ||
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+ | |date = October 2, 2010 | ||
+ | |headline = Miracle Occurrence - The Gods Looks Favourably on Sirion Once More | ||
+ | |article = The infamous but old dilapidated Sir Zartos, Fontanese Infiltrator, attacked one of our newest Knights in Sirion - Sir Zidane Soulja, Knight of Rollbar. The cowardly act on a young noble has not been seen favourable by the Gods and Sir Zidane immediately recovered from a miracle in the vile and despicable attack. | ||
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+ | You were attacked! | ||
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+ | You are surprised by a dark figure suddenly emerging from the shadows just as you are going to sleep. Desperate, you take out a dagger, the only weapon within reach, and face your attacker. | ||
+ | The attacker cuts through your defenses, and sinks the blade into your body twice before running away, seriously wounding you. | ||
+ | The guards are unable to prevent the attacker's escape. | ||
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+ | Miracle | ||
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+ | You were bleeding, losing sight and consciousness, when faint litanies began to ring above your head, from somewhere up in the air. You couldn't make anything intelligible out of the chants, but you did feel surprisingly soothed. When you wake up, the healer informs you about your incredible recovering rate, and is perplexed by what you claim to have heard of. (OOC: New player protection.) | ||
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+ | Sirionite nobles should expect more attacks by Sir Zartos especially on our young noble knights now that his skills have gone. All young Sirionite knights needs to be vigilant against this tattered crusty old man with yellow mangled fingers. | ||
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LIES. The Elven Chronicle investigative reporter has found out that Judge Erik Eyolf Serpentis is not an elf since he was born later than the time the Gods cursed the elves and elven seeds worked no more. | LIES. The Elven Chronicle investigative reporter has found out that Judge Erik Eyolf Serpentis is not an elf since he was born later than the time the Gods cursed the elves and elven seeds worked no more. | ||
− | He might have pointy ears with a lithe and slender frame but he is pretending to be an elf for the reason of boosting his chances with elvish ladies as we all know from his numerous | + | He might have pointy ears with a lithe and slender frame but he is pretending to be an elf for the reason of boosting his chances with elvish ladies as we all know from his numerous boasting of the elvish women he has conquered and bedded. Elven Ladies, do not fall for the charms of the Judge Erik. We repeat, he is NOT an elf. |
The only true elves are those reported in The Elven Chronicle below. Anybody else claiming to be an elf is a fraud and should be looked at with suspicion.}} | The only true elves are those reported in The Elven Chronicle below. Anybody else claiming to be an elf is a fraud and should be looked at with suspicion.}} |
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