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'''18 September 2010 - New Warrior-Knight Joins Talerium (Hint: Editor of this Newspaper)''' | |||
Letter from Sun Tzu Slaymaster | |||
Message sent to everyone in your realm (24 recipients) | |||
Tribesmen of Talerium, | |||
I am Sun Tzu Slaymaster, the great great great great great great great great grandson of Slayer Slaymaster, the greatest warrior of all time. I came from the East Continent having fought in many wars and now looking for a new home. Let me tell you something about myself: | |||
My enemies are many and they say I am bloodthirsty, hot tempered, troublesome, argumentative.. I am not.. big mouthed buffoon .. and some even called me sadistic... though I don't actually know what that means but it doesn't sound very nice. | |||
But my friends... actually... they say the same thing... anyways.... I like to think I am just misunderstood and I blame the fact that I came from a broken home... my castle was really run down. And I blame my parents of course. | |||
In my spare time I like to fight whether with my bare fists after a drink at the tavern or with me axe in a crowded market in broad daylight against five people... I don't really care. I just like to fight preferably drink at the same time. I like to drink a lot. I also like to hunt cute furry animals and kill them with my bare hands and even tortur.. err.. play with them before I kill them. I really enjoy kill' especially if it were particularly bloody. | |||
I can also pull an oak tree up from the ground and kill a horse with a single punch. I am strong. | |||
Anyway, who can give me a sack of gold to get some men for fightin'? Any Lords in border regions require a true true warrior like me? | |||
Strong, Proud and Fierce, | |||
Sun Tzu Slaymaster (Noble) | |||
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18 September 2010 - New Warrior-Knight Joins Talerium (Hint: Editor of this Newspaper) Letter from Sun Tzu Slaymaster Message sent to everyone in your realm (24 recipients) Tribesmen of Talerium, I am Sun Tzu Slaymaster, the great great great great great great great great grandson of Slayer Slaymaster, the greatest warrior of all time. I came from the East Continent having fought in many wars and now looking for a new home. Let me tell you something about myself: My enemies are many and they say I am bloodthirsty, hot tempered, troublesome, argumentative.. I am not.. big mouthed buffoon .. and some even called me sadistic... though I don't actually know what that means but it doesn't sound very nice. But my friends... actually... they say the same thing... anyways.... I like to think I am just misunderstood and I blame the fact that I came from a broken home... my castle was really run down. And I blame my parents of course. In my spare time I like to fight whether with my bare fists after a drink at the tavern or with me axe in a crowded market in broad daylight against five people... I don't really care. I just like to fight preferably drink at the same time. I like to drink a lot. I also like to hunt cute furry animals and kill them with my bare hands and even tortur.. err.. play with them before I kill them. I really enjoy kill' especially if it were particularly bloody. I can also pull an oak tree up from the ground and kill a horse with a single punch. I am strong. Anyway, who can give me a sack of gold to get some men for fightin'? Any Lords in border regions require a true true warrior like me? Strong, Proud and Fierce, Sun Tzu Slaymaster (Noble)
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