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To be spotted wearing the latest in unique artifacts. | To be spotted wearing into battle the latest in unique artifacts. | ||
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There Be Monsters | ''There Be Monsters'' | ||
Where there be monsters, there be Guardians of Ered Luin | Where there be monsters, there be Guardians of Ered Luin | ||
Whether old or youngsters, we'll leave them all in ruins | Whether old or youngsters, we'll leave them all in ruins | ||
For we march and we march, 'cause it's worth doing | For we march and we march, 'cause it's worth doing | ||
To clear the realm of monsters, we be Guardians of Ered Luin | To clear the realm of monsters, we be Guardians of Ered Luin | ||
Through mountains steep and valleys low | Through mountains steep and valleys low | ||
We tread where very few shall dare to go | We tread where very few shall dare to go | ||
Though snow shall fall and rivers flow | Though snow shall fall and rivers flow | ||
We be Guardians so onward trudge, yo-ho! | We be Guardians so onward trudge, yo-ho! | ||
Now here we are, and where you be? | Now here we are, and where you be? | ||
No monsters here, they saw us come and had to flee! | No monsters here, they saw us come and had to flee! | ||
''Celestial Fury (Knight of Vornion)'' | ''Celestial Fury (Knight of Vornion)'' | ||
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In my search for bling bling | In my search for bling bling | ||
Nobles started to sing sing | Nobles started to sing sing | ||
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Something from my older sibling | Something from my older sibling | ||
Alas, it's true. My late grandfather's forays into Eston proved too much to handle for the common womenfolk. He claims that the act happened by divine inspiration, thus the child was named Divine Fury, though I strongly suspect it was more of a divine opportunity that seized the day. Still, the family of Fury are a secretive lot as we are rather hard to name, or so I'm told. | Alas, it's true. My late grandfather's forays into Eston proved too much to handle for the common womenfolk. He claims that the act happened by divine inspiration, thus the child was named Divine Fury, though I strongly suspect it was more of a divine opportunity that seized the day. Still, the family of Fury are a secretive lot as we are rather hard to name, or so I'm told. | ||
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No one gets out alive :P | No one gets out alive :P | ||
''Celestial Fury (Knight of Vornion)'' | |||
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Monsters, you beasts of the realm! | |||
Hear me now you shallow stomach-leading fiends! | |||
You may strike down my men on the battlefield, | |||
You may rip them apart and gnaw on them, | |||
You may knock me down unconscious | |||
But you will never, ever, | |||
And I mean never, ever, | |||
''Really'' mean never, ever, | |||
Rip my Adorned Chain Mail of Strength +2 Prestige | |||
Off my cold dead body! | |||
''Celestial Fury (Knight of Vornion)'' | ''Celestial Fury (Knight of Vornion)'' | ||
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Revision as of 07:19, 19 August 2008
Celestial Fury
A knight of Vornion. A member of Cagilan Empire.
Primary Objective
To command the biggest, meanest, scariest press-gang ever to tromp through the Cagilan countryside.
Secondary Objective
To be spotted wearing into battle the latest in unique artifacts.
Coat of Arms
Heraldic Description:
PER SALTIRE GULES AND SABLE A PALE OR THREE MULLETS SABLE
DEO VOLENTE - GOD WILLING
Family Archives
There Be Monsters
Where there be monsters, there be Guardians of Ered Luin
Whether old or youngsters, we'll leave them all in ruins
For we march and we march, 'cause it's worth doing
To clear the realm of monsters, we be Guardians of Ered Luin
Through mountains steep and valleys low
We tread where very few shall dare to go
Though snow shall fall and rivers flow
We be Guardians so onward trudge, yo-ho!
Now here we are, and where you be?
No monsters here, they saw us come and had to flee!
Celestial Fury (Knight of Vornion)
In my search for bling bling
Nobles started to sing sing
Because I wanted to bring bring
Something from my older sibling
Alas, it's true. My late grandfather's forays into Eston proved too much to handle for the common womenfolk. He claims that the act happened by divine inspiration, thus the child was named Divine Fury, though I strongly suspect it was more of a divine opportunity that seized the day. Still, the family of Fury are a secretive lot as we are rather hard to name, or so I'm told.
Nonetheless, my brother quests to be a noble one day and can handle any balls any ladies might wish to throw but could they handle... er... his? He is handsome as can be though not so more than me.
Also, how could anyone think I would cheat my own brother, flesh and blood that he is? Certainly I must think of his welfare, rolling around in the mud in his sleep while I have my silk tent and my silk bedsheet. And he certainly could get a helping hand improving his adventure gear like with his rusty knife, though stabbing monsters with it might kill them from infection.
I like to think too that status and priviledges in life are a matter of fate and the life to which one is born in. My brother may yet prove to be the better man. After all, we all put on our pantaloons one leg at a time.
No one gets out alive :P
Celestial Fury (Knight of Vornion)
Monsters, you beasts of the realm!
Hear me now you shallow stomach-leading fiends!
You may strike down my men on the battlefield,
You may rip them apart and gnaw on them,
You may knock me down unconscious
But you will never, ever,
And I mean never, ever,
Really mean never, ever,
Rip my Adorned Chain Mail of Strength +2 Prestige
Off my cold dead body!
Celestial Fury (Knight of Vornion)