New Allies among the Undead?
- An undead with its head on backwards was reported walking into the hindquarters of a mule, and the resulting kick fixed his head.
- Locals now fear the mules are throwing in their lot with the undead.
WARNING! Do NOT let your kids play Zuma Tag!
- A new game is spreading in Western D'Hara called Zuma Tag.
- The goal of the game is to get as close as possible to a daimon, tag them, and run away without dying. It's part test of courage, part death wish.
- No one knows when Zuma Tag started, but to date there have been no winners.
Completely Intact, Dangerous Weapon Found by Westgard!
- In some abandoned ruins in the rocky hills of Eeborngul, a passing patrol found the remains of an intact ICBB
- Intercontinental Ballistic Boulders (ICBBs) are old weapons once leveraged to threaten far off realms.
- No realm is recorded as ever having fired one, but most were thought to be dismantled or destroyed as part of the Dwilight Honorable Offensive Acts agreement (The Dwilight HOA)
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| Speculation is running wild as multiple nobles vanished all at once from the realms of D'Hara and Tol Goldora. The prevailing theory suggests they were targeted by a dark cult and whisked away with black magics. For the realm of Tol Goldora, three out of 4 members of their council vanished all at once, leaving the Autarch to pick up the struggling realm. Additional nobles are known to have disappeared from D'Hara, but we were unable to confirm their positions at the time of writing.
With the disappearance of these nobles happening in the wake of the dissolution of the Lurian-Swordfell Federation, some peasants, and one particularly opinionated parakeet, stated that the realms that suffered these disappearances were the only ones capable of aiding Swordfell. This brings into question whether or not Luria Nova may be using their vast wealth to fund cults or other rogue, dark magic practitioners.
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| Visiting Askileon for the first time and have no idea about the culture? Maybe you're a repeat guest and want to know more about our many statues and monuments? Ask!Leon!
Ask!Leon is a popular historic society sponsored by the Lurian Government to promote knowledge, education, and subservience to our greatness to the masses. Let us give you a guided tour through the city and tell you about the many statues and monuments.
- Find out why the Shady Grove district (home of Bruce Wilde's famous statue) is immediately behind the monument to Wassgandr Felsenbach in the Sun Light District.
- Find out why two nobles are honored in the Red Light District, and whose statue actually has parts to scale.
- Learn why these monuments and more are more than just pieces of art, they are historic achievements and reminders that Luria Nova always was, is, and will be.
- And so much more!
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| ~ Leon Antiquiore Liberodore, Chief Historian
Ranked 2nd Best Tour Guide at Ask!Leon
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A group of cavalry trainers based out of Bbandasdor are trying to help their realm win the war by experimenting with new , color based strategies in combat. Speaking with Hans, we learned a little about their findings. According to their research, they discovered the following things about how horse barding affects combat:
- Red barding made the horses go faster
- Blue barding seemed to increase survival rate of their horses
- Green barding drew out the strength in their horses making them the best for combat.
When asked about other colors he simply shook his head. "Purple barding was a waste of time. I lost all of the horses. Can't find them anywhere... And we don't talk about the yellow barding."
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| ~ Hans' Horses: Breeders, Trainers, and Glue Makers
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| Pickle Power!
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| Feeling like the war is getting you down? Feeling like your life is in a pickle? Well, not all pickles are problems. Try an Ashrak Pickle! We have 11 different varieties, and we guarantee one of them is the best pickle you've ever had or your coin back.
Enjoy life's pickles!
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| ~The Ashrak Farmer's Association
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| Courtesy of The Torgue
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Today's lucky number is 6.
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