Heen (Realm)/Heenite Highlights/November '07/Voices in the Wind

Could Have Been There 10 November 1007 Thrydwulf Celia suddenly realizes she should make her feelings known to everyone! She calls for her stable boy to mount her camel and away she rides to the highest sand dune she can find! She reaches the top and pulls out a hollow rams horn. She puts the rams horn to her mouth and shouts toward the heavens: "(SOB) I COULD HAVE BEEN THERE (SOB)!!!"

Shhhhh Larekin! 10 November 1007 Thrydwulf Jadine Baraedor was sitting in her tent in Watto, getting ready to set off towards Nakara. She could hear a voice on the wind. She couldn't really make the words out, but decided to shout back anyway for laughs. "BE QUIET YOU LAREKIN!!!!" and then just because she was feeling mischieveous, decided to add "OR ELSE!!!". She had a chuckle to herself and awaited the reply.

Mystery Voice...
10 November 1007		Alana
Sitting on a hill-top outside Fheuvenem, 450 miles away from her beloved city of Heen, Alana was staring North and thinking of home. A southern wind was blowing strongly against her face, and she could swear she heard a faint voice on the wind.		It sounded like a voice she recognised, but couldn't quite think who it could be this far South. It was certainly a voice full of sorrow, and she could just about make out the words "been there" as she strained her ears. She wondered what on earth that meant, and dismissed it and carried on thinking about Seamus, and how soon she could get back to his embrace.

Ugly Momma 10 November 1007 Thrydwulf Celia was riding away when all of a sudden she heard a voice hollar back! She could swear she heard someone tell her to stop shouting! And the voice called her a... name... for she could not quite make out the name, and then she distinctly heard it say "OR ELSE!" She quickly rode back up the length of the dune and put her horn to her lips again! "I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT I BET YOUR MOMMA IS UGLY!!!"

Muppets and Manure 10 November 1007 Thrydwulf Jadine sat awaiting her reply, and thought about what the battle would be like tomorrow. Nothing different to the other battles she thought, although she would have preferred to be on foot for this kind of battle. Nevertheless, it should be fun times she thought. Just as she was about to get up and leave, she heard the same voice on the wind, once again, she couldn't catch all of what was said, but she could definitely make out the words "MOM'S UGLY". "Strange" thought Jadine, "why would someone want to tell me that their Mom is ugly". She considered who it might be, and then came to the conclusion it must be Attila. "YOU MUPPET! GO EAT YOUR HORSE'S MANURE!! I DON'T CARE IF YOUR MUM'S UGLY!!!" Jadine giggled to herself as she knew Attila wouldn't know it was her.

Bad At Colouring?! 10 November 1007 Thrydwulf Celia sat on her camel when suddenly the voice spoke out of the sky again. She could just make out the word muppet. And then she heard the whole last part say "I DON'T CARE IF YOUR MOM IS UGLY!!!". "Well thats certainly strange," Celia thought. "Why would I call my own mother, who raised me to be a fine citizen and sent me on to be a great Duchess one day, ugly?" All of a sudden it hit Celia! She remembered back when Martana first came to Heen, and how Celia had made fun of her coloring skills! "Who taught you how to color like that Martana!?" Celia would scoff," your mother!?!?! Does she color outside of the lines too!?" It had to be Martana! Who else would it be! The thought suddenly came to Celia that Martana wouldn't even know it was her! She raised up her rams horn and yelled: "YOUR MOMMA COLORS FUNNY! AND SHE SMELLS BAD TOO!"

I NEED SLEEP! 10 November 1007 Thrydwulf Thrydwulf have been so busy all day he'd barely had time to stop. What with checking on his 6 wounded men, burying the 6 other ex-members of his unit, and issuing explicit orders to every single member of Heen, not to mention all the talks with the other Generals of Beluaterra and the council as always. As he prepared his tent for the night (he gave his men the night off!) he heard some strange noises. First there was some sort of shout about somebody not being quite there - Odd! Then a reply from closer to home shouted something about being quiet lair king or else to which the first voice seemed to take offense too and called Thrydwulf's mother ugly, only to find out the voice actually meant Attila. Thrydwulf got himself in quite a knot, as he lay there trying to get to sleep, jumbling all those voices around and trying to understand what was going on. As the first voice shouted again something like cut her funny and smell bad he decided to take some action. Getting up out of his tent he cupped his hands, and to nobody in particular, but everyone who could hear he bellowed: "SHUT THAT RACKET UP YOU IDIOTS, THERE'S PEOPLE TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!" And feeling much better with himself he tucked himself away and settled down for a couple of hours sleep before the battle would start in the morning.