Arcaea/Arcaean Art Association/Goffrey the Seductive Sadistic Savior of Sasat

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The Glorious Lord Goffrey in all his glory about to bring smiting and destruction to his evil foes

Lord Goffrey, Lord Goffrey, whatever can't he do?
He makes it rain when the skies are blue.
Brave Lord Goffrey, what a fearsome guy,
His foes flee away when they hear that he's nigh.
That's right, the man's like a lion,
Looks after his friends, and leaves his enemies cryin'.
Sartanians Beware
Sartanians Beware
He's coming!
He's coming!
He's coming!

He's Naked! He's Naked! And missing an arm.

His faithful servants, Eugen and Tagelied,
Had better work hard or they will bleed,
Like a terror he works them to the bone,
But damn, look at how much Sasat has grown.
For domination: He's the man with the whip,
For relaxation: He's in the hot springs for a dip,
Your virtue beware
Your virtue beware
He's naked!
He's naked!
He's naked!

Defender of nobles, a warrior brave,
Though with a queer fondness for keeping a slave.
Lord Goffrey the fearless, protector of royals
He's there day and night-got plenty of lamp oil
His love for women, it gushes like fountains
Learned Jenred's best techniques in Sasat's Brokeback Mountains
Ladies Despair
Ladies Despair
He's taken!
He's taken!
He's taken!

OOC: Written by Hroppa(Kandurell Family) and Animstar(Crowley Family)