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==[[Outer Tilog/ME&T|Ministry of Entertainment & Tourism]]==
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Need to get rid of that old nag of a wife? A few too many brats running around the castle? Bring them on a thrilling and educational vacation to Outer Tilog! We guarantee that you'll be able to shed at least one family member to one draconian law or another before sundown the first night. In no time at all they'll be adorning our sacrificial altars and you'll be free to return home with a much lighter familial burden.
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Racks. Iron maidens. Branding irons. Thumbscrews. Just some of the fascinating implements you'll get firsthand experience with when you vacation in fascinating Outer Tilog! By the end of your stay, you'll be begging for more!
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* [[Outer Tilog/Vacations | Vacations]] - Vacation getaways for the whole family in scenic Outer Tilog
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* [[Outer Tilog/Festival of Virgins | Festival of Virgins]] - Party the night away at the annual Festival of Virgins
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* [[Outer Tilog/Rollsovar Barbecue | Rollsovar Barbecue]] - Cuisine like nothing else in the world
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* [[Outer Tilog/Peasant Bowling | Peasant Bowling]] - Extreme sports for the whole family
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* [[Outer Tilog/Outer Tilog Amusement Park | Outer Tilog Amusement Park]] - Outer Tilog's newest tourist attraction!
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* [[Outer Tilog/OTCCFPTRS | OTCCFPTRS]] - Outer Tilog Cultural Center for Facial Piercing, Tattooing and Ritual Scarification
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* [[Outer Tilog/International Relations | International Relations]] - See the pride of Outer Tilog's diplomatic communication
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* [[Outer Tilog/Poetry | Outer Tilogian poetry ]] - Experience the magnificence of Outer Tilogian literary arts
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* [[Outer Tilog/Holiday | Tilogian Holiday]] - Holiday Greetings from the Underworld
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* [[Outer Tilog/Zane banner | A new banner?]] - Duke Zane's new banner
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* [[Outer Tilog/History | Outer Tilog history]] - A history and description of Outer Tilog
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* [[Outer Tilog/Welcome | Welcome]] - A newcomer's guide to Outer Tilog society
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* [[Outer Tilog/Life | "Life" in Outer Tilog]]
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* [[Outer Tilog/Customer Service | Customer Service]] - Outer Tilog style
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* [[Outer Tilog/Demons | The Greater Demons of Outer Tilog]] - A little guide to the demons of Outer Tilog
 
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Revision as of 01:33, 16 September 2005

Ministry of Entertainment & Tourism

Need to get rid of that old nag of a wife? A few too many brats running around the castle? Bring them on a thrilling and educational vacation to Outer Tilog! We guarantee that you'll be able to shed at least one family member to one draconian law or another before sundown the first night. In no time at all they'll be adorning our sacrificial altars and you'll be free to return home with a much lighter familial burden.

Racks. Iron maidens. Branding irons. Thumbscrews. Just some of the fascinating implements you'll get firsthand experience with when you vacation in fascinating Outer Tilog! By the end of your stay, you'll be begging for more!