Outer Tilog (Realm)/Demons

The Greater Demons of Outer Tilog

Here, i will tell you about the wonderful beings we call 'demons'. Demons are a huge part of OT culture and we rely on them for, well.... Nothing really. They just boss us around all day. But we must worship them all the less or they will eat us. Not that that is a bad thing because, really, it isn't. So really, demons just make our lives more difficult and painful and thats why we love them so.

I will now give you a brief description, and perhaps a picture of the main demons of OT or perhaps just the ones that hurt the most when served with carrots:

Ikloobka The Joking

http://www.spookyplanet.com/SPNew/comical_masks/images/smiley_skull_du182-l.jpg

A picture of Ikky shortly after blowing up a fleet of ships with thunder bombs

This first demon is a bit of a joker as you can tell. "A demon that tells jokes?! PFFT!" your probably thinking, hmm? Well your dead wrong (Emphasise the 'dead' part)). Old Ikky might start the day with a tidal wave or two then work his way to lunch with a few firestorms here and there then maybe settle down with a hurricane for the night all in a days work! Truly a wonderfully horrible demon and prized throughout the land (not as if we have a choice is it?).

Gkoolllko the Container

http://www.westcoastbroadcasting.com/sales/images/JUG30.jpg

This is a picture of Gkoo when he went to the future! Unfortunatly (for them) they didn't know who they were dealing with and were all turned into jugs :)

http://www.thepotteries.org/walks/burgess/teapots_lots.jpg

The mysterious Sea of Pots

Perhaps one of the most queer demons of OT for it is a jug. Yep a big, fat giant jug who sits around all day eating human hearts marinated with long swords. But do not be fooled by its appearance for if you get to close you will turn into a jug as over 1 million Outer-Tilogians? have found out the hard way and has now become what we call 'The Sea of Jugs'. Gkoolllko has really made it into the OT history books and is just as despired ad fhoojired as the rest of the putrid scum we call Spittleyabbers.

Hjkkklyu the Large

http://grenierduroliste.online.fr/dessins/Demon.jpg

Hjkklyu 'rjokiidging'

This has gotta be one of my personal favourites, he's big, black and dosnt take s**t from nobody. For best results, serve with spikey bookmarks.

Jkgoohsssi the Poking

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Jkgoo posing for the camera! Say CHEESE!!

Awww isnt he cute? This one is a sneaky little bugger who likes to steal forks and smelt them onto his butt. We dont yet know why he does this, but we got a fantastically bad feeling about it.

Rich'rd Le'Fev're the Voracious

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/233000/233359EjLI_w.JPG

Rich'rd Le'Fev're the Voracious is hungry! You must feed him before he consumes the other demons of the Abyss!

Bhillgh O'Reilly the Flatulent

http://www.tipking.co.uk/a2z_images/stomach.jpg

His profound odors ensure the Abyss will never fill.

Rh'oophert M'urd'och the Insatiable

He consumes all within his grasp. Then he reaches for more!

http://www.albatros-travel.com/english/pictureshow/start/images/Hippo-2.jpg

W'harren Buphet the Counterfeit Currency Defecator

May his Massive Effluence shower you with wealth*

(*Offer not available with real currency in any regions, iron pyrite may be substituted in other areas)

Khell-seeh' Gräm-èr the Literal God of Vocabularian Interest and Dictational Lexis-mastery

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9f/Tarsius_syrichta.jpg/800px-Tarsius_syrichta.jpg

A most vile daemon, keeper of the arcane art of literacy; verbs, adjectives, subjunctives, affricates, fricatives, nouns, pronouns and such. Acolytes following him receive the ability to orally cast society-shaking spells, such as "debate", "retort", "complaint", "suggest", "ridicule" and after many, many sacrifices of priceless grimoires, Khell-seeh' Gräm-èr may bestow the servant with the mysterious ability, "writing".

The Lesser Demons of Outer Tilog

Here I (one of the newer guys here, my name is Haroldin, and I'm a necromancer, demonologist, sorcerer, undead skeleton and Minister of Offense for the time being,) will tell you about some of the lesser demons I've discovered.

Hilloukill the Joking

http://www.lonvig.dk/ap-christmas-clown-500.jpg

That's right, he has (or had) the same nickname as Ikky, and got beaten up for it for a few eons before he decided to give in and change it to Gary. He still takes summonings under his old name though and could easily kill anyone who isn't a demon using his lethal lack of humor. Quite crazy and can be intimidated with the right technique. The picture is from before he decided to make his stolen nickname official. Now his nose is were his left ear (the one hidden behind the hat) should be, and he tends to drop his jaw on the floor as Iklobka smashed the hinges pretty badly. Otherwise his bad jokes tend to cover up the bruises. The picture is property of the ME&T and has been the cover of the "Mangle Bells" OT Christmas pamphlet for several years, though the pamphlet itself hasn't been published yet.

D'ohn Eyemuss the Insulting

Lord of the Insult, Master of Defamation, Patron Demon of FootInMouth Disease and Diplomats. Give him one look at you and you'll be defamed, verbally assaulted, and thoroughly offended in seconds.

Fruhguwagamorrgorr the Transcending ("Hank" for friends)

Fruhguwagamorrgorr, or Hank, opens portals in the world through which his Infinite Wisdom that Transcends Time and Space is then discharged in violent bursts. Fortunately for the colonies, most of the time the knowledge is rather useless; Zyzyx, the only person who claims this particular daemon exists, says that Hank ordered Zyzyx to send the other nobles pictures of a dramatic prairie dog and cats saying and doing funny things. Either or.

Gilgamesh the Tall and Disjointed

Don't ask me, Pharmakeus is the only one who's seen Gillie and survived to tell the tale.

Al t'F'ranken'sota, Devourer of the Self Esteem, Patron Demon of Mirrors and Prissy Acrylic Sweaters.

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He's evil enough, conniving enough, and gosh darn it, people fear him!

Nadia The Flying Eyeball

https://images.app.goo.gl/Qi3gNw6WqrbYm8zK6

She is a large eyeball with two angel wings connected to her back. Somehow she has managed to escape from the abyss, and now she is ambitious in her desires. She fancies herself important enough for a temple, and she flies around with an army of smaller flying eyeballs eating the hearts of anyone she sees fit.

She allegedly visited Arks Reair in 1020 and asked for him to build her a temple or else she would eat his heart next.