Outer Tilog (Realm)/Rollsovar Barbecue

Need to lose a few pounds? The Outer Tilog Ministry of Tourism and Entertainment is proud to announce the Rollsovar Barbecue Tour! Here's proof that you can attend as many barbecues as you want and still lose those extra pounds. Six weeks, no dieting, all the roasted meat you can eat, and you'll be down to less than 10% body fat, guaranteed!

Of course, that's becuase that body fat will be happily bubbling away in the rendering pots while your meat ages to perfection in the pantry ...

Every Friday the 13th, in celebration of the holy day, the lords of Outer Tilog hold a festival and barbecue for the peasants of the region. A subversive peasant is selected at random and roasted alive in homage to Anach'flugh the Fire Lord and served to the grateful masses. Attendance is, of course, mandatory.