Old Rancagua Press/1st September 2006

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The Old Rancaguan Press would like to thank the Editor of the Rampant Lion for his excellent work concerning the layouts of his papers (which we have stolen shamelessly :). This is work in progress, and is not concrete. Disclaimer: Furthermore, The Press would like to remind its readers that this paper does not represent the official opinions of the Old Rancaguan Government.
Chief of Staff: Wenliang Dell Reporter: Antan Christenson Battle Reporter: N/A Interviewer: N/A
News Stories and Words from the Editors		News around the Continent
September 16th, 2006 - Rebellion in Kalmar Earlier today, Lucifer Jr. Lowenbruck (a family which has been a plague upon the East Continent for many years) called for an uprising against the "democratic" government of the Kalmar Isles. Let us hope, that this will herald the end of the "democracy" and the reinstitution of the Monarchy under the rule of a true Kalmarian. One, Pontifex of Avamar and the Clown of the Isles Well, the idiocy of the Avamarians (and particularly One, and the Rogala Family) have been made abundantly clear with their declaration of a tournament and this particularly insulting and foolish message to the rulers of the East Continent. I repeat it here for your leisure (with the important section bolded): Roleplay from One Message sent to the Rulers of this world (11 recipients) Greating Great Rulers of the East, It appears my people wanted to hold a tournment in my honour, I guess it's just there way of saying we love you One. Oh, those crazy Avamarians, what can we do with them? The reason why I bring this to you is because I've promised all the Avamarians that's there'd be clowns. Sooooo, I am hoping all you can show up and help me fufill this promise. Lalakis, I have a special pink tu-tu for you, don't you dissapoint me! One Pontifex of Avamar Selective, Duke of Kalmar I think he has managed to insult every ruler and realm of the East Continent with his idiocy. Avamar are callous, foolish and conniving, they care little for any other realm or nobles but theirs, and have proven this through their remarks and actions in Kalmar since the destruction of their city at the righteous hand of Sirion. Avamar is a plague, and we are the vaccine. September 14th, 2006 - Dissention in the ranks? Recent news has come to Old Rancagua that One has in fact gone against the desires of Avamar in declaring the new realm a Theocracy and not a Republic or Democracy. This story can now be found on the September News Reports page. New Avamar is born... Yesterday, in a strange and shocking event, the city of Kalmar has been seceeded from Kalmar to form a new realm, under the command of One Rogala, family member of the famous desecrator of Kalmar El Cid the rebel Tyrant. This story can now be found on the September News Reports page. September 13th, 2006 - Defeat in Stora... Stora has once again been wetted by the blood of brave and impetuous Old Rancaguan soldiers as the invading army was defeated once more at the hand of the Kalmar Islands under the dominion of Lalakis the Tyrant. This story can now be found on the September News Reports page. September 8th, 2006 - The war continues with Kalmar, more death and destruction in Perdan Earlier today the order was given, for the newly restored and more powerful than ever, army of Old Rancagua to begin immediate movement into the lands of Kalmar once more in another attempt to bring this conflict to a decisive end. This story can now be found on the September News Reports page. September 4th, 2006 - The bloodbath that is Bescanon, and Legatus in Perdan? Once again the armies of Perdan, Sirion and Fontan have met in what is rapidly becoming a war of attrition, with massive casualties on both sides and the region of Bescanon becoming a virtual graveyard of brave souls who have been thrown into the meatgrinder. This story can now be found on the September News Reports page. September 1st, 2006 - New month, new news! This story can now be found on the September News Reports page.		September 15th, 2006 - Huge Battle Fought Rumours spread and tales are sung about a huge battle in Brive:Fontan, Sirion vs. Perdan Estimated combat strengths: 7000 CS vs. 3000 CS Attacker Victory! September 14th, 2006 - War! Old Rancagua has declared war on Avamar Selective. Huge Battle Fought Rumours spread and tales are sung about a huge battle in Bescanon:Fontan, Sirion vs. Perdan Estimated combat strengths: 23000 CS vs. 22000 CS Defender Victory! September 13th, 2006 - New realm created: A new Theocracy realm has been created in Kalmar, a former Kalmar Islands City. September 12th, 2006 - Huge Battle Fought Rumours spread and tales are sung about a huge battle in Scio:Caligus vs. Yssaria Estimated combat strengths: 6000 CS vs. 5000 CS Attacker Victory! September 11th, 2006 - Huge Battle Fought Rumours spread and tales are sung about a huge battle in Troyes:Perdan vs. Fontan, Sirion Estimated combat strengths: 12000 CS vs. 3000 CS Attacker Victory! September 10th, 2006 - Region Takeover: Itorunt has taken control of Clermont , a former rogue region Huge Battle Fought Rumours spread and tales are sung about a huge battle in Aestus:Yssaria vs. Caligus Estimated combat strengths: 5000 CS vs. 6000 CS Attacker Victory! September 9th, 2006 - Huge Battle Fought Rumours spread and tales are sung about a huge battle in Stora:Old Rancagua vs. Kalmar Islands Estimated combat strengths: 5000 CS vs. 12000 CS Defender Victory! Huge Battle Fought Rumours spread and tales are sung about a huge battle in Stora:Old Rancagua vs. Kalmar Islands Estimated combat strengths: 4000 CS vs. 10000 CS Defender Victory! September 7th, 2006 - Huge Battle Fought Rumours spread and tales are sung about a huge battle in Woolton:Perdan vs. Ibladesh Estimated combat strengths: 10000 CS vs. 13000 CS Attacker Victory! Region Takeover: Yssaria has taken control of Aestus , a former rogue region September 4th, 2006 - Huge Battle Fought Rumours spread and tales are sung about a huge battle in Bescanon:Perdan vs. Fontan, Sirion Estimated combat strengths: 6000 CS vs. 9000 CS Defender Victory! Huge Battle Fought Rumours spread and tales are sung about a huge battle in Bescanon:Perdan vs. Fontan, Sirion Estimated combat strengths: 22000 CS vs. 24000 CS Defender Victory! Huge Battle Fought Rumours spread and tales are sung about a huge battle in Aestus:Yssaria vs. Caligus Estimated combat strengths: 5000 CS vs. 5000 CS Attacker Victory! September 3rd, 2006 - Region Revolts: The people of Aestus have revolted and declared independence from Yssaria! September 2nd, 2006 - Region Takeover: Yssaria has taken control of Sordidus (formerly part of Caligus) September 1st, 2006 - New ruler in Kalmar Islands: The realm of Kalmar Islands has elected Lalakis as its new Chancellor. New ruler in Ubent: The realm of Ubent has reconfirmed Zog Returns as its Prime Minister. New ruler in Fontan: The realm of Fontan has reconfirmed Gregor as its Chancellor. New ruler in Sirion: The realm of Sirion has reconfirmed Handow as its Prime Minister. Region Takeover: Itorunt has taken control of Az Zarqua , a former rogue region.
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