Far East Times

The Far East Times
Gossip, propaganda and occasionally news from the Far East.
Disclaimer: This paper is not affiliated to any realm, religion or faction. Our only goal is to print whatever gets people reading. As a result all articles should be read as being for entertainment purposes only and not as a true representation of events even if they are. Reliable and trustworthy Biased and lazy we pledge to bring you only the finest gossip, propaganda and half cocked reporting of events we can muster!
Editor: Sir William "the Wordy" Wordsworth
Articles, rumours and propaganda		In Brief
Historic Arcaean artifact recovered! - 16 August 2013 An historic sword, the former possession of Emperor/Tyrant Velax de Vere of Arcaea and lost by him in a duel with Harbinger Cyrus of Greater "but currently without even a single city" Aenilia, has resurfaced in the hands of Lady Sythia Lanze of Sasat. Not only did the sword once belong to Velax de Vere but it was also gifted to him by Lord Lokenth Daycryn on behalf of the legendary, and now occasionally mentally incapacitated, King Jenred Bedwyr of Arcaea. Commenting on the discovery, Imperial Magistrate Lendin Bendix of Arcaea stated "I was wondering where it got off to. We were wholly disappointed when Cyrus was captured and didn't have it on him." According to our sources the sword is in a tarnished and battered state but is being rushed to Velax's tame adventurer (how are these creatures tamed? We hear it involves a combination of mead and a morning star....) as quickly as possible for repair. No doubt it will soon be restored to Velax's collection of shiny things he likes to wear on the battlefield. The Far Eastern Times is launched! - 16 August 2013 Huzzah! Today your the Times has launched - the new newspaper for the Far East! Reliable and trustworthy Biased and lazy we pledge to bring you only the finest gossip, propaganda and half cocked reporting of events we can muster! But what makes this even better is that anyone, yes anyone, even you you boar eating, peasant murdering, illiterate knight of a dirt poor rural region best known for the fornication of locals with sheep, can write articles for us! Simply write your piece of propaganda or opinion and we'll publish it, no questions asked! Welcome to the future of Battlemasterran newspapers where our motto is always "Standards? What are they?"		August 16, 2013 - Damn that's gotta hurt: The realms of Kindara and Greater Aenilia were soundly defeated by the Principality of Zonasa in Palnasos despite outnumbering the Zonasans two to one.