Volcanic Hot Newsletter/March '07 issue/28 Haughty venture forth

Letter received on the 27th of March.

I did not mean to insult our general,

but rather announce that I would be a better general
if given the chance.

Just like with every position,
I would do better than you.

I dont mind being a part of your realm,
but if you dislike me and my superiority that much,
why not just ban me already?

It is not I who is punished when you fine me.
It is the other knights who are getting punished
since they wont have me by their side on the front
for a while, since I now have to abandon my unit
and not lead a unit untill I have paid this fine.

And also, since there are so many who want me dead,
there is a far less chance they will have their wish fulfilled
since I am a mortal aswell and can be killed in battle,
especially when I fight in the front of my troop.

– Haughty Headhunter

Banishment issued, 27th of March.

A clown like yourself should know better not to insult Darkans. I thought that the repeated warnings you received would bring some sense to you, but now I know you re just a big joke to the aristocracy. And a dead man walking, that's what you are...

– Lavigna Galadeon