Talk:Redspan Revealer/November Edition 2006

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A word from Vatticus Vashmere. To the editors.

You listen to me you disgusting, animal worshiping, filth-mongering pigs...This war is not a war of "us against our own lifestyle", its a war of BIG MONSTER CRUSH little goat...

Your god is a retarded mockery and a vision from a drunk who fell off a barrel. Darka is a merc realm that has no care whether you understand this or not..we simply are the bigger, better, more dangerous and more serious beast here. While your comedic realm of morons and dirt-snorters wonder why this is happening ...you will be burned, looted and stomped...goats eaten...homes flattened.

You are lucky I am not going to be on the front line..or you would be eaten as well.

Here's what you fail to understand about this war...

You say, this is similar to us taking contracts to kill for money...YES you are RIGHT! It is the SAME thing...but here's what you fail to see. Darka does NOT take contracts on allies (and we punish who in our realm does), nor do we wonder why or question why our enemies fight back. We kill for gold, and those we kill fight back..its how wars are started, and how wars are ended...we don't expect our targets-of-war to wonder why they need to fight back...we simply know that marching forward and killing them will bring the actions of war, because if it didn't, it would be a realm of pathetic sissies begging for peace, weaponless and helpless.

We attack..and we kill...for gold..and those we attack fight back, and fail..because Darka is stronger. It is vicious and shark-like, it doesn't question our victim's need to fight back...

Now you did the same...your assassin attacked a high court official of Darka, and now you wonder why we fight you? Oh you disgusting bags of maggot-ass....we fight you because you swung first, and failed to ban, or punish the man who started this war...

So...my advice to you, you strange crowd of muddy-faced goat-headed zealots of the barnyard...your all going to die until we are satisfied. You started this...and now we fight back.

Saddle for you, when we do this sort of thing we come with an army of incredible size and organized strength...you simply sent one man to collect 600 gold...and now are left with a hoard of mercs who have no care but to kill you for gold.

You fools...this isn't political...its fracken war...you kicked the bee hive, and now you bitch about bees!!!?

Bwhahahahaha!

Cant wait to own a few of your heads for my mantle.

I always hated your stupid realm. Such undereducated realms that promote animal worship need to be erased before such practice takes over and brings humanity to an all new low.

Die goat....die.

PS-This is a personal note..not from my government. Lucky for me, I doubt they will ban or fine me for attacking my ENEMY...but of course..if I wrote this while we were allies..id be banned, fined, hung or all three...you stupid beasts.

(ooc: Ex- thanks for the spellchecking...sadly I am on a comp with no such program...was going to spell check it at home..but thanks dude!)

Vashmere 23:26, 17 November 2006 (CET)


Vashmere, I remember the time when Darka said. "Were are not a political realm. Just a mercenary one" It seems that this was a lie. You are fighting against your own way of life. You feel threatened. Like the big bully when some one new encroaches on his territory. You have to resort to violence and intimidation.

Let me tell you Myself and the Rest of Redspan will not be intimidated, or be forced into oppression.

You are lucky I am not going to be on the front line..or you would be eaten as well.

It seems cowardice reigns supreme in Darka. You say all this yet you do not fight? I see a yellow streak appearing.


we fight you because you swung first, and failed to ban, or punish the man who started this war...

And you might want to get your facts right. AJ was fined, he was punished. Yet you still could not accept it. Now YOU will face the consequences.

Your (not yours exactly, as you are to cowardly to come and fight) soldiers will die in Redspan. They will go home defeated as they did during the Taran War.

Good day to you.

ScottSabin 12:32, 18 November 2006 (CET)

"AJ was fined, he was punished."
Oh yes, a fine. He pays the gold right back to your realm and he'll probably get it right back. I'd hardly call that a punishment of any sorts. The fact of the case is, one of RedSpans nobles stabbed a council member of a realm you were at peace with and RedSpan has refused to take appropriate measures regarding it. There is no double standards from Darka in this as any reasonable noble can admit that stabbing a council member of another realm is just asking for a war, no matter any bounty. - LilWolf 13:48, 18 November 2006 (CET)


That is where we disagree. If that man has a bounty. He is a target for everyone. Someone put out a contact AJ completed it. And double standards i do believe exist. Darka fight wars when they are at peace with realms. Heck, they even fought against REdspan during the Taran war for nothing except profit. That war had nothing to do with darka, but they kept butting in for sake of their own purses. Its about time someone played the game with their own rules! ScottSabin 15:31, 18 November 2006 (CET)
Man, wake up! If Darka accepts a contract and fights a realm, it's normal that the realm Darka fights, fights back. Now the roles have switched: AJ (representative for Redspan) has accepted a contract against Darka, and Darka fights back.Van Peteghem 16:01, 18 November 2006 (CET)
I'm not disputing that. Its the fact that they claim Peace means something. Redspan has always been at peace with darka, That didn't stop them attacking us. And it didn't Stop AJ attacking them. Yet they shout about it. They have had someone beat them at their own game and they do not like it. ScottSabin 18:24, 18 November 2006 (CET)

Beat us at our own game? This is where you begin to lose sight of the matter. Let me clue you in. YOU ARE DEAD. You didn't beat anyone. You stupid little FARM of a REALM is going to be savagly dismantled until we are satisfied with our revenge. This isn't some "political" war as you seem to HOPE it is. It is thousands of VERY ANGRY mercs, fighting for more then some CONTRACT. Your stupid Law fined him you say. Yes you fined him for LESS gold then he earned from his attack. You didn't FINE his action. You supported it and TAXED it...benifiting just the same.

Oh no goat-herder...you didn't beat anyone at any game. This is NO GAME, this is war..and if you all don't submit and surrender what we demand in return for your murderous and underhanded attack on a sleeping offical of our nation...you and your primitive way of life may be erased from the face of the world as a whole.

Vashmere 23:35, 18 November 2006 (CET)

As part also in the federate members of Redspan, I believe that Vatticus has and no rights to voice out for his fellow Darka countrymen. Yes, in terms, AJ did something that can hurt his own realm diplomatically but even that, he have every rights as an infiltrator to claim his price. How if a Darka member attacks you? Same goes here. What I see now is that Darka refuses to let Redspan punish their own countryman their OWN WAYS. It will be unfair if the table was turn instead. This are only opinions and Vatticus in the other hand, cannot mock Redspan. He himself got banned like for more than 3 times in the same continent? Why should he voice out his immature speech that seriously have no gain of anything? My main reason to voice out is only Vatticus's speech that is rather insulting and stupid and no other than that.--Alex 00:56, 19 November 2006 (CET)
Had a Darkan infiltrator stabbed a council member of a realm we were at peace with and had that realm demanded a ban on him, he would have been banned. Darka doesn't tolerate unsactioned actions from its infiltrators. And the so called punishment handed out by RedSpan leadership is more of an endorsement than an punishment, thus Darka does not accept it. - LilWolf 10:39, 19 November 2006 (CET)

First off, Vatticus (me) was banned 5 times, you retarded loaf of meat. Secondly, I was banned for orginizing a world wide cult to overthrow the corruption of the "good aligned" Nobles and realms of this world. I can DO and SAY whatever I please...and I will continue to mock Redspan. Not only for its pathetic religion, but also for its inability to bathe, read or speak in full sentences. They are grotesque and hamburgers of filth. Lastly, if a Darkan assassin did what this Redspaner did, he would be thrown into the volcano you retard. Darka doesn’t allow this sort of thing. We are very strict on our laws. I think this is proven by the fact that even a wild dog like me shuts up and follows orders. I do it out of respect for a realm that has REAL laws…not just a bunch of fools acting and speaking like they were driven by the mentalities of little children playing some game.

Redspan is a blight on this planet's face. And a filthy one at that. Vashmere 07:36, 19 November 2006 (CET)

Hahaha! You never stop to amuse me Vatticus! Such childish act and words. Banned 5 times and you are happy? What bafoon are you!? Check your bans and read it! Your mouth is the cause of your ban! If I ever see you in my scribe, I will kill you instantly! To be fair, let the people see your death! I will duel you to the death! Do whatever you do best. It isn't working but more swords will be pointing at your neck even more.

Had a Darkan infiltrator stabbed a council member of a realm we were at peace with and had that realm demanded a ban on him, he would have been banned.

You or I could say this but we never know what will happen if it truly happens. Just for one man, you bring thousands to die because of that? Seriously, have you ever think of the people? Of the army? The army is the one dying and suffering not the council. For whoever that never enters the war, will never know how suffering the army is. It's only death awaits them. If they successfully came home, less than a week, they are back in the field. Wounds can be heal, scar will remain forever but death isn't returnable!--Alex 02:07, 20 November 2006 (CET)

OOC: They're peasants - no noble in this game has to care about whether they die in battle or of the plague or of the volcano exploding - particularly not Vatticus. --The1exile 02:38, 20 November 2006 (CET)
OOC - Well, there are heros. And infiltrators, or any other noble who has a ban on him in a realm he may be fighting, or nobles with sufficiently low honour or prestige as to qualify as outlaws... House Olik 02:43, 20 November 2006 (CET)
OOC: Lets just say that I'm making a roleplaying here. There is surely some noble that will be thoughtful and kind in heart to believe this. --Alex 02:47, 20 November 2006 (CET)
Seeing that I was the Arch Priestess of Darka up until a short while ago, I can say with confidence that such an infiltrator would be banned. Lavigna is now the Arch Priestess, but I can say with confidence that she'd do the same. It is RedSpan that's endangering its own people by refusing to ban a single noble, so don't start crying that it's Darkas fault. I you don't want to see peasants suffer then I suggest you ban AJ or pay the gold that has been asked. - LilWolf 10:12, 20 November 2006 (CET)
You want gold in comoensation? How about you compensate all of your victims? I dont remember you paying for the death and destruction you casued upon Redspan or Abbington. Or any realm you have fought! When you do pay those realms then we can think about giving you gold. Until then your soldiers will die in far away fields! ScottSabin 11:12, 20 November 2006 (CET)
Darka wants AJ banned. But we give you another way to solve this mess what RS caused since AJ is veteran RS warrior. So, instead of banning him, you can pay fines or face war and pay fines. Nobody has ever asked any compensation from Darka and i doubt we will pay anykind of compensation. Usually realms are happy when conflicts we are involved ends. Let see how long it takes that RS is happy to pay the fines and admit their crime and mistake. Jaune
How about all the realms that Draka have fought as mercenaries claim compensation Would you pay them? No of course you wont. That is why Redspan will not pay compensation for Mr_jones. And as been stated you will be made to pay for the war that you have declared. Your Judicial system is different form Redspans. So is your thinking. We will soon see who will be regreting this very soon. ScottSabin 18:16, 20 November 2006 (CET)
Ofcourse i would pay it if i see it profitable, but very often we get gold for fighting, not for ending or avoiding fighting, so i cant see many occasions where our target would have position to ask compensation of anything. Time will show if we get our gold, if this just drags long enough i'm afraiding that RS will not have that gold to pay ;) Jaune
Neither will Darka. As soon as the first soldier is killed then Darka's payment to Redspan will be counted. 10 gold for every soldier killed. From both Sides. ScottSabin 12:15, 21 November 2006 (CET)

Gauihu's comments

Ah, so many words from the renowned Vatticus. Truly, if this example of reasoning is all that the false realm of Darka has to offer up to excuse yet another instance of arrogant, hypocritical warmongering, then one might easily suggest that Darka's days are numbered, and that this is in the best interests of every sovereign realm in Atamara. And there is to this day a special place in our hearts - and dungeons - for every criminal 'mercenary' scum that ever oozed out of, or into, Darka. House Olik 23:44, 18 November 2006 (CET)

So this is where the great Gauhiu comes out? False realm? Mercenary scum? Why's that? Because your enemies are always quicker to hire Darka? Look, when Darka accepts a contract, then the Darkan troops are dispatched under the command of the realm that hires them. It is not Darka that fights, it are troops recruited by Darkans but hired by other realms that attacked. Every realm that came to stand against the hirer and Darka because of the contract had every right to fight back. Be my guest. But if you blame Darka for that, then you should look up the meaning of the word mercenary. If team B hires a player from team A, and that player scores for team B in a match against team C, then team A has nothing to do with it, does it? On the other hand, AJ attacked Mr_Jones alone, all by himself, that is a personal attack. See the difference and keep your rediculous comments for yourself. Van Peteghem 17:18, 20 November 2006 (CET)

A false realm in more than one way. One, in that it is by their own words a "Mercernary Company." Two, in that their policies contradict even that role. It is fact that Darka was not under contract when burning, raping and killing in Abington. And they are not under contract now in bullying Redspan over their dispute with Redspan's internal justice system. It seems at one moment they wish to hide under the cloak of "we're only mercenaries!" and at another, the cloak of "we're a real realm! how dare you insult our honour!" The truth is that regardless of what you say, that realm acts in every way a warmongering, opportunistic, honourless bully. These comments are only "rediculous" in that some in Atamara choose to ignore what is by now a plain fact in this matter. House Olik 17:48, 20 November 2006 (CET)
The basic arguments from RedSpan seems to be that a mercenary realm should just lie down and take a beating unless someone pays them to do something. This is, of course, completely ridiculous. - LilWolf 19:01, 20 November 2006 (CET)
I wasn't aware that an infiltrator acting on his own against some high council member constitutes a "beating." Is Darka really so sheltered, that they believe it to be so? I've gotten used to assassination attempts as a matter of course. Darka should grow some stones... and perspective. House Olik 19:11, 20 November 2006 (CET)
I was speaking figuratively. Anyway, the reason why you're so used to assasination attempts is because you and your realm let them slide without consequences. When you stab a Darkan council member, you can expect to pay for it, thus it is rare to see anyone do it. - LilWolf 19:47, 20 November 2006 (CET)
Without consequences? You might wish to ask Tank about that. You could try asking I Will Survive, but I don't think he's in a position to answer... The difference is, I lay the blame on criminals, not entire realms. And so it is that criminals despise me. Perhaps no one attacks Darka judges because Darkan judges are known to have no concept of justice, and because they are worthless and unimportant. House Olik 19:53, 20 November 2006 (CET)
RedSpan took the blame on itself when they refused to properly punish the criminal. That's why the war was declared and that's why your whole realm is looking to pay. Had you actually punished(no, the fine is not a proper punishment. It's a slap on the wrist and borderline endorsement of his actions) there wouldn't be a problem. - LilWolf 23:14, 20 November 2006 (CET)
Utter nonsense. Who are you to declare what is "proper punishment" for which crimes? Are you the judge in Redspan? Did Redspan elect or appoint you to a position whereby you were the arbiter of their law and their punishment? No. So you are settling your own personal disagreement the only way Darkans, apparently, know how - pointless, unwarranted violence. House Olik 23:42, 20 November 2006 (CET)
From a Darkan perspective, no proper punishment was given. That's enough reason for any realm to declare war. You should also note that Mr_Jones is far from a regular noble or even a regular banker. He has been in Darka for over 4 years and is held in very high regard by many. He is among those who fought in wars that many have forgotten or don't even know about(realms like North-Darka, Hashland, Tuchanon, driving Falasan south of the lake) and he is largely responsible for Darka being the realm it is today(I believe it was under his rulership that Darka turned into a mercenary realm). AJ stabbed at the heart of Darka so we are very upset and want proper punishment(proper in our eyes. RedSpans view doesn't matter). - LilWolf 12:11, 21 November 2006 (CET)
Darka's perspective is irrelevant due to the concept of national sovereignty. But, I don't suppose Darka would know about that, since they do not have what anyone could truly call a nation to begin with. And whatever 'punishment' you seem to desire for this man, you will never accomplish it by war, because foreign armies simply have no jurisdiction over the internal justice system of foreign realms. Again, I do not expect a Darkan to understand this concept either. We've already seen that you care nothing but for an excuse to attack a realm, because Darkans enjoy raping peasants so much. House Olik 17:52, 21 November 2006 (CET)

Gauhiu, unlike most mortals on this planet, my respect for you is quite large. I will not sit here and try to explain why my realm (false or not) has taken arms up to beat RS to the ground. You know very well, in your heart, soul and HEAD that no creature will be biten without biteing back. The whole debate on Darka's politics, weather or not we are just in our cause, or if Darka has a RIGHT to fight the goat-worshiping-fools is a moot one at best. Fact remains that Darka will punish Redspan for not dealing with this manner in a way that DARKA finds worthy of such a crime. If Darka is wrong, so be it. If Darka is a bully, again, so be it. Darka does not HAVE to care, Darka simply has to crush and eat goat meat. You wish to enter some man-made law into this? Some sort of belittling of Darka's politcal nature? Foolish indeed. Becuase when a beast roars it will attack, and the beast is loud and hungry here. I have said before, I do not speak FOR my realm, I speak for VATTICUS and the Gods of Sother...it just so happens we agree on this subject and possibly many more. Abington is free to speak on any matter they wish, but they are NOT free to decide what anger comes from being attacked by an inflitrator. Armies fight wars, and no man alive can hold that agaisnt one army...but NO REALM or MAN is to stomach the actions of the lowly class of inflitrator. Why some men try to protect an inflitrators "right" to bounty-hunt is beyound any inteligent man's reasoning...there is NO EXCUSE for such scum, and when they do their foul work, it is work of a criminal nature. Bounties are criminal. Collecting them is criminal...any realm that dosnt punish such criminal acts is one that makes dresses and wears them. You may mock my voice and way of speaking, but no man with a SACK can say I am wrong and still feel as if they are true...Its the truth of the matter that any inflitrator who works, is one who slithers and sneeks across the surface of this crap-hole planet. Far be it for a JUDGE to even question the punsihment of such a creature as a lowly inflitrator. Like I said, lord Gauhiu, I am one of the FEW who respect you...even in the face of a realm such as Darka who mostly wants to see you dead...but do not mistake me for a fool. My desires to kill the goat-worshipers stems from actions way before this little deal of inflitrator-vs-banker. This simply helps my personal desires and suits me fine. I want them dead, and it pleases me now that Darka shares the same desire. Vashmere 19:19, 20 November 2006 (CET)

Ah, Vatticus, Vatticus. You should have been exposed at birth, for you are both foolish and mad. Where to begin with your long rant? You criticize infiltrators as criminals - yet you are one yourself! Darka's actions have been criminal as well, where was your hypocrisy then? You say you do not speak for your realm... and yet you would have AJ be a representative of his realm indeed, if it suits your need for an excuse to indulge in bloodletting. But you speak true, whether official or no, of when you say Darka can afford to thumb its nose at the international community. It can ignore justice - just as you have. It can ignore what is right and what is good. It can ignore everything from logic to reason to sanity itself in its pursuit of mindless, criminal antagonism. And you can find just what this type of attitude will gain you. I look forward to your enlightenment. House Olik 19:35, 20 November 2006 (CET)
Vatticus stated "My desires to kill the goat-worshipers stems from actions way before this little deal of inflitrator-vs-banker." So, his postulation is merely an ex post facto justification for going to war. Sounds like a bully to me. --Habap 19:45, 20 November 2006 (CET)

So...

Mr Jones got a 600 gold bounty on his head? Sounds like he was rather unpopular with at least one realm. I think we call that "chickens coming home to roost". I wonder who put it on his head and why Darka is afraid to go after that country and instead picks on Redspan. --Habap 19:24, 20 November 2006 (CET)

Also, nice to see that the one who speaks the loudest carries no stick at all. "You are lucky I am not going to be on the front line." I always thought it best to speak softly and carry a big stick....

I do not speak the loudest within Darka, I simply speak here while the rest arm themselvs and prepear for war. Yes, I wont be on the frontlines of this war...why? because I have other duties within Darka, and the fact that Redspan, like most realms, will hang me if I am captured. There is not risk to the nobles of this war, but there is much risk to me in this war if I was to enter it... Vashmere 19:43, 20 November 2006 (CET)

Good to know you are so willing to risk others lives and not your own. --Habap 19:46, 20 November 2006 (CET)

Whos life is risked here? Peasants? Foolish to even care about such wasted lives... Nobles do not die in such wars. I would be hung. I refuse to risk more then any other Noble. Besides, I am worth much more to this world then you normal mortals. I here by declare to you, I am immortal for more then one reason, and my death is a thing this world will never know...and that is a promise. I'll have the joy of pissing on your grave one day, saddly for you, you will never have the chance to leave black roses on mine. Vashmere 19:53, 20 November 2006 (CET)

(OOC: I laughed out loud at this one! Very funny post!) --Habap 19:54, 20 November 2006 (CET)
It is not Vatticus that's risking lives, Habap (whatever your name is). And if there are lives risked, then I don't think it will be Darkan lives. It was our King that declared war on Redspan, and the Darkans that don't support that, of all 88, can be counted on one hand. Twist it as much as you want, it won't change anything, Redspan is going to pay for AJ's deeds.Van Peteghem 19:57, 20 November 2006 (CET)
To clarify, we should all be able to agree that Vatticus is unwilling to risk his own life. (OOC: If you'd checked my contributions, you'd have seen Habap Family. I have now added a link to that page from my user page.) I leave Darka's lack of concern for the lives of peasants to another time. One might easily contend that Mr Jones was forced to pay for his (and the rest of Darka's) deeds. AJ already got paid for his deed, and quite handsomely at that! --Habap 20:09, 20 November 2006 (CET)

Well said, and true. It is an entire nation that is angered over this. An entire nation can not be wrong. Well it can be, but who will be left in goat-land to prove it? Vashmere 20:10, 20 November 2006 (CET)

Hmmm, I wonder how much it would cost to buy off half of the sell-swords to fight the other half? That would end the problem, I suspect. Live by the sword, die by the sword. Live for money, die for money. --Habap 20:15, 20 November 2006 (CET)

You don't use the lump of crap inside your skull that often eh? Look kid, contracts are taken by our mighty King, no one else. To hire the merc-army would only be possible by bringing a contract to our King. We also have laws and limits to what we will and will-not do for gold. You people seem to think that since we are in the market of war-for-gold that the only thing that will bring us to war is a contract. This is a dangerous assumption as Redspan has just found out. Fact remains, Redspan is too weak and small to deal with this problem. I can see it now, a filthy goat-headed King begging all other realms for protection from big-bad-Darka. Bwhahaha! Look, you barking door-knob, this is how its going to be. Your Redspan will be crippled and crushed, systematically by professionals while you panhandle for help across the lands. Your Redspan is in dark deep trouble. And it brings nothing but joy to my death-wanting eyes. I love the fact that it will cost you men, women and children...Lets see if preying to a stupid GOAT can save you now. I make no claime to being anything of "good" or "fair". Bully? me? Oh yes, greatly...but thats anothger story. Vashmere 20:21, 20 November 2006 (CET)


Oh and yes...I am NOT willing to risk my life. Never. To live forever is the goal. Risking my life is somthing I'd never do. That is for retards and heros. Not god-like men of great worth and sight. Vashmere 20:25, 20 November 2006 (CET)

I would say it would make you look an idiot if you don't crush us instantly on arriving, but you've already done that. Better to keep one's mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and prove oneself a fool. A fool, a bully and a coward. Hardly impressive, but they go together well. --Habap 20:28, 20 November 2006 (CET)
Stay at the subject, Dabug (I actually did the effort to look up your name!), we were talking about AJ, not about yourself! By the way, you won't even notice Vatticus not being around there, you'll have enough trouble trying to defend your precious filthy whores from the Darkan army running through your houses!Van Peteghem 20:36, 20 November 2006 (CET)
Actually, we weren't talking about AJ either. We were talking about the loud-mouthed fool you leave behind you. He cares not about the insult to your realm. He cares only about his own life. He's a simple, loud-mouthed coward. I find his rantings comical.
As to the effectiveness of your armies, we shall see. It's an awful long way from home (a home guarded by allies and those too afraid to risk their lives) and you've given us plenty of time to prepare. We already know you have at least one deep-pocketed enemy who was more than willing to pay a king's ransom to have your Banker slain. I suspect he will be more than glad to pay more to see your mercenary army strung out along a trail of tears.
If you have money, I'm sure the whores of Redspan will welcome you, even if you do stink of perfume. --Habap 20:45, 20 November 2006 (CET)

Oh do not think I am not offended by your inflitrator's attack on my people. I simply wanted your people erased before hand. Also, your who? Someone? No..your nothing. The politics of this world, nevermind this war, has nothing to do with you. When a lowly dog like me is famous and you are unheard of, it goes to show what little you have said or done in this world. As for the 600 gold bounty, I am sure he placed it on himself. Most Darkans do...its a silly thing really, but hey, thats Darka. Vashmere 20:51, 20 November 2006 (CET)

As for the 600 gold bounty, I am sure he placed it on himself. So, he's a fool also?
Yes, I am, in fact, no one. But I will stand and defend my land and my people against sell-swords, especially foolish ones.
I believe the word you were seeking was infamous. Notoriety for foolishness is not the same as fame, especially when one is known to be a coward as well. --Habap 21:04, 20 November 2006 (CET)

Boy...I belong to the highest paid realm in the world. I also have the benifit of having more honor and prestiege then you. I ALSO can think of more lucid insults then reusing "fool, foolish" a billion times in everything I say and write. Lets look at you...your no-one...your unknown...your part of the weakest realm in the world, and you worship a goat...you also find soap to be a crime and smell like an unwashed ass. Whos a fool now? Bwhahaahah! Look boy, go sit and wait for the clean swords and well polished armor of the merc-army. You will know we are there when you see the river of blood spilling from your Goat-farms. Good luck...this is my last word on this matter. Vashmere 21:13, 20 November 2006 (CET)

Vatticus, when you do finally accomplish something in this world, let us know. Your fame and prestige are known to be quite limited. You've been thrown out of 3 realms (not five) and your idiot cousin, Dafayo, was embarassed out of RedSpan. He ran with his tail between his legs, just as you sit, a coward, behind miles of mountains, claiming that you are more needed in Darka than on the battlefield. Your army is probably overjoyed you stay at home like a washer-woman, since you handle a sword like a 6-year-old girl on a sugar high.
I am honored to worship Da Great Goat and relish smelling of noble donkey. You stink of soap and hide yourself in pants! Glory to Da Great Goat and praised be His name. Were you to know anything of armies or war, instead of the gallows and lash, your opinion might not be worthless. By the hair of a chipmunk's backside, you are but a pimple on the ass of a Salerian madam.
We know, at least, you will never be near a battlefield. Fool, coward, and failed bully, please do make those your final words on the matter. --Habap 21:29, 20 November 2006 (CET)
Vatticus, Vatticus.. I wonder which infiltrator will be after you next.. I will kindly reward him too. If you were in battle, I would be glad to finish you myself. At least that will keep your mouth shut when you are dead! --Alex 03:16, 21 November 2006 (CET)

Oooooh you are adorible. If I had a coin for everytime an Inflitrator stabbed me while sleeping, Id have a handful of coins. Bwhhahahahaha! I find nothing wrong with a good gutting in my sleep, it removes me from the nightmares...and those are much worse. I should pay for such a service. Bwhahahahahah! Vashmere 06:03, 21 November 2006 (CET)

Vatticus, You do have a big mouth for a coward. Then again i see it every day. All mouth and no action. You remind me of the school bully, who didnt liek his victim standign up to him. And you complain about that Redspan needs other realms to help defend her. It just shows that we have friends. And who joined in the crusade against Redspan as your King has said? Thats right No One! No one what so ever. So unless you are actually goign to be fighting down here on the battle feild of Vatticus id suggest you would be quiet. Last time we fought each other, I remember it was Tara/Darka Vs Redspan/Abbington/Carelia. And i remmeber the times we handed your asses to you on a a plate. Thsi time you dont have Tara to help you out. ScottSabin 11:43, 21 November 2006 (CET)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "sp"?!?

I thought Redspan was known for being illiterate? ;) --The1exile 21:43, 20 November 2006 (CET)

I am an odd bird for RedSpan. At least I bathe daily in good Stargardian clay mud. Perhaps my time as a Trader sullied me, but I wear my battle dress proudly. --Habap 21:48, 20 November 2006 (CET)