Melhed/History/Age of Betrayal/Humour/Useless Voting

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Within Melhed, dukes are known as consuasors and are recorded as such.

Report from Vexerius
Message sent to Senate (19 recipients)
...(earlier portion redacted for security)

Stop useless votings

YEEEEEEES
Vexerius (Senator of Rengo)
Letter from Jefferson Vita
Message sent to Senate (19 recipients)
Thank you Consuasor Marc. I do agree that useless votes should be banned lest we start voting on National Plants. Is there anything else I might have missed from the other Senate?
Jefferson Vita (Senator of Tepmona)
Letter from Veles Orgauth
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A very interesting vote indeed...quite "peculiar"...
Veles Orgauth (Senator of Hopidrii)
Letter from Jefferson Vita
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Peculiar is how we like it Senator Veles. I do believe we're the only realm that has ever advocated zombies for ruler.
Jefferson Vita (Senator of Tepmona)
Letter from Jefferson Vita
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In fact, I think we should ban useless votes like voting on banning useless votes!
Jefferson Vita (Senator of Tepmona)
Letter from Veles Orgauth
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Indeed I am starting to notice that Senator... Explains a lot...like the bearded women painted in green gathered in front of my estate yesterday chanting something rather..."unusual" to say the least, and also some sort of ritual involving burning apples and kid throwing competitions(where the bearded mothers threw their kids into the nearby lake, some "accidents" happened too, involving rocks and lots of blood)...quite "peculiar".
Veles Orgauth (Senator of Hopidrii)
Letter from Jefferson Vita
Message sent to Senate (19 recipients)
Bearded mother? Do you mean our beloved Consul, Rah Arya? Or perhaps it was Consuasor Morgan?
Jefferson Vita (Senator of Tepmona)
Letter from Marc de Coivos
Message sent to Forum Publicus (23 recipients)
I for one am saddened by this call to ban useless votes, just as I was preparing to suggest a vote for our national pastry, drink and rock.
Marc de Coivos (Praetor of Melhed, Consuasor of Fronepu)
Letter from Jefferson Vita
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I wouldn't consider a vote for a National Rock to be useless. Every realm deserve a National Rock. However, we've never achieved one due to everyone's insistence that their pet rock by the National Rock. Several plebeians have lost their lives over this matter.
Jefferson Vita (Senator of Tepmona)
Letter from Bob Baceolus
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Without useless votes I would have never of been able to be elected as the guy who never gets voted in for anything long time ago, too bad I had to step down right after the election, it was probably the first position I held around here ...
Bob Baceolus (Consuasor of Lin Helon)
Letter from Bob Baceolus
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...(earlier portion redacted for security) When do you want to have the vote on if we approve of the sun rising next year or not?
Bob Baceolus (Consuasor of Lin Helon)
Letter from Jefferson Vita
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I suggest we reverse the sun's schedule in order to demonstrate our power.
Jefferson Vita (Senator of Tepmona)