Lightstar Family/Xarnelf/Roleplay 77

From BattleMaster Wiki
Jump to navigation Jump to search

Soldier Talk

Soldier 3: "Wait, you're sure that we're just misdirecting, right? Because I've heard stories about His Grace's tendencies to be wholly unpredictable..."

Soldier 1: "Yep, don't worry! I'm absolutely positive! We gotta wait for His Majesty to arrive first."

Soldier 3: "I hope you're right..."

Soldier 3: "Hey, don't you think we should be doubling back to Anacan by now?"

Soldier 1: "Hmm...you're right, buddy. We've been moving for an awfully long time. Let's go ask our sergeant..."

Sergeant: "Oh ho ho! Ye boys haven't heard the news?"

-heads shake-

"Ahh, well, the enemy's moving to attack Azros! So we're going to ram them up the backside!"

-gulp-

Soldier 1: "But sir, we brought catapults, not rams?"

Sergeant: "Are ye daft? 'Tis a figure of speech! Now make sure ye boys got at least three quivers full of arrows. Ye'll need them all!"

Soldier 2, shaking his fist at the faraway dots on the horizon: "Yeah, you better run, you cowards! Hah, we scared them off, we did!"

Soldier 1, next to Soldier 2: "Uh, I don't think they moved out because of us though... Didn't the Sarge say they're going to lay siege to Azros?"

Soldier 2: "Naw! They're scared of Duke Lightstar, is what!"

Captain, calling out from the front: "Start runnin', ye lily-livered string pluckers! We're needed at Azros!"

Soldier 1: "See? Told you."

Soldier 2: "Yeah? Well, your face is ugly! Hah! Take that!"

Soldier 1: "..."

Soldier 3, moving up to join them: "Whew! Hey guys, at least we don't have to push those catapults around any more, eh?"

Soldier 2: "Boo... I wanted to be launched at the enemy! Say... they'll have catapults in the city, right?"

Soldiers 1 and 3: "..."

Retrieved from "https://wiki.battlemaster.org/index.php?title=Lightstar_Family/Xarnelf/Roleplay_77&oldid=133600"