IRC/Quotes/2008/long bit of silliness

[23:35] * Innoova is now known as Hiding
[23:37] * +Kylie kicks Hiding
[23:39] * Vistuvis is now known as Pillaging
03[23:40] * Aarth (~chatzilla@117.195.33.217) has joined #battlemaster
03[23:40] * Pillaging is now known as Kylie2
03[23:40] * Hiding is now known as Kylie3
[23:40] <Aarth> lol
[23:40] * Aarth is now known as Kylie4
[23:40] * Kylie4 is now known as TherealKylie
[23:40] <+Kylie> ?
[23:40] * Kylie3 is now known as TheFakeKylie
[23:40] <TherealKylie> :)
[23:41] <+Kylie> :~(
[23:41] <TherealKylie> Hi fake kylie
[23:41] <TheFakeKylie> :-)
[23:41] * _fodder_ is now known as NotKylie
[23:41] <TheFakeKylie> Hello Real Kylie
[23:41] * Kylie2 is now known as IsKylie
[23:41] <+Kylie> Hi
[23:41] <TherealKylie> Hi kylie kylie :)
[23:41] <+Kylie> ;s
[23:41] * mesohungee is now known as Kyliessextoy
[23:41] <TherealKylie> heh
[23:41] <+Kylie> teasing me?
[23:41] <TheFakeKylie> We would never tease you.
[23:42] <IsKylie> Never ever
[23:42] * +Kylie points at Zekio
[23:42] <+Kyliessextoy> we lpve you
[23:42] <TherealKylie> Nick stealer!
[23:42] <+Kyliessextoy> *love
[23:42] <+Kylie> I wonder who is the real Zekio? ;)
[23:42] <TheFakeKylie> Zekio is the real Zekio.
[23:42] <TheFakeKylie> No distracting.
[23:42] * +Kylie sighs
[23:42] <TheFakeKylie> I don't know her enough to harass her as yet.
[23:42] * Kyliessextoy is now known as Zek1o
[23:42] <+Zek1o> bwahaha
[23:42] <+Kylie> I can still tell who is Innoova
[23:43] <+Kylie> by the way he writes :P
[23:43] <TheFakeKylie> Damn my Capitalization.
[23:43] <TheFakeKylie> And my strange style of writing.
[23:43] * Kylie is now known as Innoova
[23:43] <+Innoova> muhahaha
[23:43] * TheFakeKylie is now known as FatKylie
[23:43] * Zek1o is now known as Kylie
[23:43] <FatKylie> now il type like resy of room.
[23:43] <TherealKylie> lol
[23:43] <+Innoova> The US Army poos on you all
[23:43] <FatKylie> c how ifn u can stil tell.
[23:44] * TherealKylie is now known as SillyKylie
[23:44] * +Zekio returns thouroughly confused
[23:44] <+Kylie> Hi Zekio 
[23:44] <FatKylie> Zekio cant spel.
[23:44] <SillyKylie> Hi Zekio
[23:44] <+Zekio> hi kylie
[23:44] * +Innoova wigglels eyebrows at Zekio
[23:44] <FatKylie> I DO NOT WIGGLE!
[23:44] <SillyKylie> LO;
[23:44] * +Zekio waves to ALL the kylies
[23:44] <+Innoova> nudge, nudge, wink, wink
[23:44] <SillyKylie> LOL
[23:44] * +Kylie flashes boobs at Innoova
[23:44] <IsKylie> haha
[23:44] <+Innoova> hehehe
[23:44] <FatKylie> lol
[23:44] * SillyKylie walks sexily
[23:45] * IsKylie is now known as TheGEP
[23:45] <+Innoova> haha
[23:45] <+Kylie> LOL
[23:45] <SillyKylie> lol
[23:45] <TheGEP> Hello
[23:45] * SillyKylie punches THEGEP
[23:45] * FatKylie is now known as GEPPIE
[23:45] <+Innoova> hey sexy TheGEP 
[23:45] <GEPPIE> Score.
[23:45] <TheGEP> Ow, my layers of fat!
[23:45] * Zekio is now known as CunfuZd
[23:45] * +Kylie slaps TheGEP on the bum
[23:45] * GEPPIE jiggles man boobs.
[23:45] <+Innoova> I love your fat layers
[23:45] * SillyKylie is now known as Gepius
[23:45] <+Kylie> sexy man!
[23:46] <TheGEP> Thank you
[23:46] * Gepius flexes nonexistant musles
[23:46] * +Innoova grabs GEPPIE's man boobs
[23:46] <GEPPIE> lmao, even i've lost track of who's who now..
[23:46] <+Kylie> lol
[23:46] <+Innoova> haha
[23:46] <GEPPIE> I think Kylie is me..
[23:46] <+Innoova> me too :P
[23:46] <Gepius> lol
[23:46] <TheGEP> lol
[23:46] <GEPPIE> And Geppie is Kylie..
[23:46] <GEPPIE> And errm..
[23:46] <TheGEP> I think im Inoova
[23:46] <Gepius> Innoova is SillyKylie
[23:46] <GEPPIE> Thats obvious.
[23:46] <TheGEP> Innoova*
[23:46] <+Innoova> I'm Innoova!
[23:47] <Gepius> Kylie is FatKylie
[23:47] <+Kylie> and I'm Zekio
[23:47] <GEPPIE> See, if you spell the name wrong.
[23:47] <Gepius> Zekio is RealUlli
[23:47] <GEPPIE> you can't be innoova.
[23:47] <GEPPIE> innoova never spells his name wrong.
[23:47] <Gepius> GEPPIE is Kylie
[23:47] <+Innoova> I spelt it right ;)
[23:47] <TheGEP> Maybe, I did it intentionally, to confuse you?
[23:47] <Gepius> TheGEP is INNOOVA
[23:47] <GEPPIE> Ok Innoova is really Innoova.
[23:47] <+Innoova> ask me anything, I'm Innoova 
[23:47] * Kylie is now known as Zekio
[23:47] * Gepius is now known as Aarth
[23:47] * TheGEP is now known as Xolotl
[23:48] <Aarth> Nice :D
[23:48] <+Innoova> Xolotl?
[23:48] * GEPPIE is now known as Kylie
[23:48] <Xolotl> Yes. I am Xolotl
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[23:48] Xolotl is ~Miranda@h249.91.181.208.cablerocket.net * Guy
[23:48] Xolotl on #Tlahtocayotl #oldgrehk #battlemaster #BloodStars 
[23:48] Xolotl using *.quakenet.org QuakeNet IRC Server
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[23:48] <+Innoova> Hey Kylie
[23:48] <+Zekio> spell your religion...
[23:48] <Aarth> Zoltl is Vistuvis!
[23:48] <Kylie> yes innoova?
[23:48] * Xolotl is now known as Aarth2
[23:48] <Aarth> :?
[23:48] <+Innoova> I only have 7 weeks of activity left
[23:49] <+Innoova> then Mikial will be Marshal
[23:49] <+Innoova> ;)
[23:49] <Kylie> Wrong, 6!
[23:49] <Kylie> noob.
[23:49] * +CunfuZd wonders who she is
[23:49] <Kylie> Innoova says it all the time
[23:49] <+Innoova> how would you know?
[23:49] <Aarth2> pwned
[23:49] <Aarth> Pfft. Suxx00r
[23:49] <Kylie> because Innoova's said it about 8 times...
[23:49] <Kylie> little whiner.
[23:49] <+Innoova> have I?
[23:49] <+Innoova> nah... not that much
[23:49] <Aarth> I @m 133t hax00r
[23:49] <Kylie> yea.
[23:49] * Aarth2 is now known as TheGEP
[23:49] <+Innoova> obviously you didn't pay attention
[23:49] <Kylie> you don't even imitate Innoova well
[23:49] <+Innoova> because I said SEVEN weeks
[23:50] <Kylie> you lose.
[23:50] <+Innoova> well, you don't sound like Kylie either!
[23:50] <Aarth> RoF got 3 new recruits today!
[23:50] <TheGEP> Im siding with Kylie on this one.
[23:50] <+Innoova> Kylie wouldn't have gotten how long until Innoova leaves right :P
[23:50] * Aarth is now known as Tom_
[23:50] <Kylie> TheGEP better.
[23:50] <Tom_> Guy!
[23:50] <Tom_> Server shutdown!
[23:51] * Tom_ is now known as Aarth
[23:51] <Aarth> Whoa! server shutdown...
[23:51] <+Zekio> CunfuZd... who are you?
[23:51] <Aarth> Whoa Kylie, ure chars were deleted... Bug...
[23:51] <+Innoova> I'm Innoova 
[23:51] <Kylie> I'm Kylie.
[23:51] * +Innoova comforts Zekio
[23:51] <+Innoova> its alright hunny
[23:51] <TheGEP> Im TheGEP
[23:51] * +Zekio gropes Zekio
[23:51] * Aarth taps Innoova on the head
[23:51] <Kylie> Innoova doesn't spell honey with a u. noob.
[23:52] <+Innoova> sure I do
[23:52] <Kylie> he's called me honey enough to notice that.
[23:52] <Aarth> Newb. Honey has no a
[23:52] * +CunfuZd is entranced by the self lovin of the Zekio clones
[23:52] * +Zekio finishes
[23:52] * Aarth is now known as Xolotl
[23:52] <Xolotl> I Kill you all!
[23:52] <+Innoova> I've decided to change the way I write a bit
[23:52] * TheGEP is now known as Aarth
[23:52] <+Innoova> I was always a bit boring tbh
[23:52] <Xolotl> Sacrifice fo Teacotl!
[23:52] <Kylie> yet you still fail to use punctuation.
[23:52] <Aarth> Death to the blood cult!
[23:52] <+Zekio> Tea cosy?
[23:52] <Kylie> you suck at mikey imitatino.
[23:53] <Xolotl> Death to LJ!
[23:53] * Xolotl stabs self
[23:53] * CunfuZd is now known as Tlynn
[23:53] <+Innoova> you fail at Kylie imitation....
[23:53] <Aarth> Fwuvoghor can own Enweil!
[23:53] <+Innoova> but do you see me hassling you about it!
[23:53] <Kylie> this is true.
[23:53] * Xolotl whispers receive my sacrifise Teacotl!
[23:53] -Q- AUTH is not available once you have authed.
[23:53] * Xolotl rolls over and dies
[23:53] * Aarth flashes
[23:53] * Xolotl is now known as deadXoltotl
[23:53] * Kylie flashes the room
[23:53] * +Innoova flashes
[23:53] <+Innoova> hehe
[23:53] * deadXoltotl starts stinking
[23:54] * +Zekio sits back and watches
[23:54] * +Tlynn gots to see lotsa flashes
[23:54] * +Innoova flashes Zekio
[23:54] * deadXoltotl is picked up by Innoova
[23:54] <Kylie> man, if only Innoova actually were that fun...
[23:54] * deadXoltotl is frilled by Kylie
[23:54] * Aarth is now known as KylieMan
[23:54] * +Tlynn sprays air freshener around the dead smell
[23:54] * +Zekio points and laughs at Innoova
[23:54] * +Innoova flashes Kylie
[23:54] <KylieMan> I have come to save the day!
[23:54] <+Innoova> anyone else want me to flash them/
[23:54] * deadXoltotl gets cooked
[23:54] * deadXoltotl is now known as Cooked
[23:54] <+Innoova> free Innoova flashes...
[23:54] * KylieMan uses laser vision
[23:54] * Cooked is now known as Cooked_Xolotl
[23:55] * +Innoova flashes KylieMan
[23:55] * Cooked_Xolotl is cut into pieces
[23:55] <+Innoova> there you go honey
[23:55] <KylieMan> :O
[23:55] <KylieMan> I am KylieMan, champion!
[23:55] * Cooked_Xolotl is eaten by KylieMan
[23:55] <+Innoova> I am champion!
[23:55] <+Innoova> PT every day
[23:55] <+Innoova> look at me
[23:55] * +Innoova flexes
[23:55] <+Zekio> lol
[23:55] <Kylie> lmao
[23:55] * Cooked_Xolotl is now known as PieceofcookedXo
[23:56] <Kylie> he spends more time whining about pt than being impressive with it.
[23:56] * PieceofcookedXo is now known as pieceofXoltl
[23:56] <+Innoova> don't laugh Zekio... I am sex-y
[23:56] * KylieMan throws a punch at Innoova
[23:56] <+Zekio> lulz
[23:56] * pieceofXoltl travels down KylieMan's throat 
[23:56] * +Innoova flexes again and watches the girls swoon
[23:56] <Kylie> ...
[23:56] <Kylie> LMAO!
[23:56] * +Innoova struts around the room
[23:56] * pieceofXoltl gets caught in KylieMan's large intestine
[23:57] <+Innoova> KylieMan is just jealous
[23:57] <+Innoova> he wishes he had a butt like this
[23:57] * +Innoova wiggles butt
[23:57] * pieceofXoltl gets pood out, but large piece of pieceofXolotl chockes up KylieMans intestine
[23:57] <pieceofXoltl> KylieMan rolls over and dies
[23:57] * pieceofXoltl becomes XololtlPOO
[23:58] * pieceofXoltl is now known as XolotlPoo
[23:58] * KylieMan dies
[23:58] <+Innoova> my butt did that?
[23:58] <+Innoova> well... I knew it was impressive
[23:58] * XolotlPoo XolotlPoo jumps on Innoova
[23:58] <+Innoova> eek... poo
[23:58] * KylieMan is now known as KylieDead
[23:58] <+Innoova> where's my big gun?
[23:58] * +Zekio admits she's 35!
[23:58] <Kylie> in your pants.
[23:58] <+Innoova> and my tank
[23:58] * XolotlPoo jumps in Innoova' mouth
[23:58] <Kylie> I DO NOT RIDE IN A TANK!
[23:58] <Kylie> NO FAIR!
[23:58] <+Innoova> and my beret
[23:59] * Kylie grumbles.
[23:59] * Kylie is now known as Inn|HatesYouAll
[23:59] * +Innoova puts on his beret, picks up his big gun and hopes in his tank
[23:59] <Inn|HatesYouAll> Saying i ride in a tank.
[23:59] * XolotlPoo watches at people recoil fro stinking Innoova
[23:59] <+Innoova> *hops
[23:59] <Inn|HatesYouAll> I DO NOT RIDE IN A TANK!
[23:59] <+Innoova> stryker?
[23:59] * XolotlPoo join Kylie
[23:59] * XolotlPoo is now known as Kylie
[23:59] <Inn|HatesYouAll> Yes Stryker, or APC.
[23:59] <Inn|HatesYouAll> Calling it a tank is insulting.
[23:59] <Inn|HatesYouAll> :(
[23:59] * Kylie merges with XoltolPOO
[23:59] * +Innoova uses his stryker tank to drive over XolotlPOO
Session Time: Sat May 24 00:00:00 2008
[00:00] * Kylie formed into Super Kylie
[00:00] <+Innoova> oh right... its not a tank?
[00:00] * Kylie cyberpunches Innoova
[00:00] <+Innoova> stupid army taught me wrong I suppose
[00:00] * Kylie is brown in color due to Poo
[00:00] <+Innoova> careful Kylie, I have my beret on
[00:00] <+Innoova> I spent all night brushing it!
[00:00] * Kylie sparays bitt of poo on Innoova's beret
[00:00] * +Innoova carefully removes his beret
[00:01] <+Innoova> ooh... now you're in trouble Kylie
[00:01] * Kylie watches Innoova crying with his pood on beret
[00:01] * Kylie giggle
[00:01] * Kylie pieces of poo fall out...
[00:01] <+Innoova> Inn|HatesYouAll: I made you flex and strut around the room
[00:01] <+Innoova> but you got most annoyed when I called your stryker a tank?
[00:02] <Inn|HatesYouAll> Yes.
[00:02] <+Innoova> hehe
[00:02] <Kylie> Inn|HatesYouall trips on Poo
[00:02] * Kylie becomes self
[00:02] * Kylie is now known as Aarthj
[00:02] * +Innoova hugs Inn|HatesYouAll
[00:02] * Aarthj is now known as Aarth
[00:02] <+Innoova> mmm... hugging myself
[00:02] * Innoova is now known as Kylie
[00:02] * Inn|HatesYouAll is now known as Innoova
[00:02] <+Kylie> It was fun being you Innoova 
[00:02] <Innoova> You were not nearly authentic enough.
[00:03] <+Kylie> you should show off more...
[00:03] <Innoova> You missed one key thing.
[00:03] * Innoova humps Kylie's face.
[00:03] <+Kylie> its fun
[00:03] <Innoova> See.
[00:03] <+Kylie> hehehe
[00:03] <Innoova> Show off what more? lol
[00:03] <+Kylie> the flexing and stuff
[00:03] <+Zekio> spose I should give back Tlynns nick...
[00:03] * Zekio is now known as _fodder_