To an uninformed bystander it may seem we Viking's are sobering up, dropping the bottle in exchange for logic and reasoning. But our dear Konungr has worked quickly and decisively to ensure each and every civilised foreigner and confused Viking knows that Norland shall not be decreasing its Blood/Alcohol levels, he was recorded saying this:
"My Viking comrades, foreigners not yet thrown into a cage with Mr Squeakers, I have heard many a disturbing thing in conjunction with my recent peace talks, Yeti's painting their nails, Squirrels rebelling and even our own Viking pups seem to be shaving and drinking less. So I think it my duty to inform you that, there is no reason to panic! no reason to sober up! This peacetime may be traumatic for everyone, but, the fastest way to recovery is at the end of a yard glass, and a summary punching of a foreign national in a drunken rage, sparking an international war; so let us all once again pile into the breweries and storehouses of peasants and drink Norland dry!
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