Difference between revisions of "The Aenilian Times/Random Generator"

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|Sometimes it's better to just shut up. Don't you think Victor?
 
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|We must stand mighty for our religion.....but while doing that, just stay cool.
 
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|The stuff is addictive, don't get hooked on it. No, really. No, Kazuma, Don't.....
 
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|Does it get boring being cooped up in the corner of the island doing mostly nothing?
 
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|The rulers of the world must be wise, brave and intelligent....Corey.......?
 
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|The mighty machines of war. The carriers of the lords. Big, strong, fast and <i>dumb</i>
 
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|Brave men live, cowards die but things called Xerxes get stuck in between.
 
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|Useful for war and when they fall down dead, don't you feel relieved that wasn't you.
 
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|Axes, Swords, Hammers. Good to hit people with. Bad to use for shaving, Luyten.
 
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Revision as of 08:48, 24 March 2007

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There is a time where the news is boring and you don't even want to read the articles anymore. Because they contain only the solid truth. How about something funny and lively. How about some random documents about random things. Something we can all look at at last. That is why The Aenilian Times, random generator was made. To generate.......random things. What would life be with nothing to laugh at. Of course we need some joy and some daily entertainment. With the random generator, even the kings than laugh. The random generator is for everyone to read and for everyone to laugh. You might find you are laughing at yourself.
Enjoy!!!
No man is just plainly modest. Ones that claim to not want things are lying through their teeth. Pick up your head and have some pride. - Kazuma Shenron
2007
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