Difference between revisions of "The Aenilian Times/Random Generator"
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− | | <b>March | + | | <b>March 21st, 2007</b> |
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+ | | <b>Svunnetland</b> | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |Regions are nice. Land is nice. Power is nice but brains are necessary. Face the facts. | ||
+ | |} | ||
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+ | | <b>Lord Alpha</b> | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |You can always make shady deals to get into power or you can actually <i>deserve</i> them!! | ||
+ | |} | ||
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+ | |- | ||
+ | | <b>Captains</b> | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |Useful for war and when they fall down dead, don't you feel relieves that wasn't you. | ||
+ | |} | ||
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+ | |- | ||
+ | | <b>March 22nd, 2007</b> | ||
+ | |} | ||
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+ | | <b>Lasanar</b> | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |The biggest and the strongest, dominate and prevail but you can still be really annoying. | ||
+ | |} | ||
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+ | | <b>Lord Senoske</b> | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |It's good to tell the enemy what you think but that depends what you think. | ||
+ | |} | ||
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+ | | <b>Weapons</b> | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |Axes, Swords, Hammers. Good to hit people with. Bad to use for shaving, Luyten. | ||
+ | |} | ||
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+ | |- | ||
+ | | <b>March 23rd, 2007</b> | ||
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Revision as of 02:09, 23 March 2007
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There is a time where the news is boring and you don't even want to read the articles anymore. Because they contain only the solid truth. How about something funny and lively. How about some random documents about random things. Something we can all look at at last. That is why The Aenilian Times, random generator was made. To generate.......random things. What would life be with nothing to laugh at. Of course we need some joy and some daily entertainment. With the random generator, even the kings than laugh. The random generator is for everyone to read and for everyone to laugh. You might find you are laughing at yourself. Enjoy!!! |
Daily Realm Comments |
Daily Noble Comments |
Daily Random Comments |
The Sanctum of Casshern |
Sometimes it's better to just shut up. Don't you think Victor? |
Lord Luyten |
We must stand mighty for our religion.....but while doing that, just stay cool. |
Alcohol |
The stuff is addictive, don't get hooked on it. No, really. No, Kazuma, Don't..... |
March 19th, 2007 |
Sartania |
Does it get boring being cooped up in the corner of the island doing mostly nothing? |
King Corey |
The rulers of the world must be wise, brave and intelligent....Corey.......? |
Horses |
The mighty machines of war. The carriers of the lords. Big, strong, fast and dumb |
March 20th, 2007 |
Nighthelm |
All men must die. Everyone single one. Assuming they're men of course. |
Former King Xerxes |
Brave men live, cowards die but things called Xerxes get stuck in between. |
Peasants |
When all else fails. It is our duty, to take out our frustration...on the peasants. |
March 21st, 2007 |
Svunnetland |
Regions are nice. Land is nice. Power is nice but brains are necessary. Face the facts. |
Lord Alpha |
You can always make shady deals to get into power or you can actually deserve them!! |
Captains |
Useful for war and when they fall down dead, don't you feel relieves that wasn't you. |
March 22nd, 2007 |
Lasanar |
The biggest and the strongest, dominate and prevail but you can still be really annoying. |
Lord Senoske |
It's good to tell the enemy what you think but that depends what you think. |
Weapons |
Axes, Swords, Hammers. Good to hit people with. Bad to use for shaving, Luyten. |
March 23rd, 2007 |