Itorunt Informer/January '08

Happy new year! Hope you're not all too hung over =P
The Itorunt Informer
Free, although we like it when you throw money. Written by Ichigo Kurosaki.	Bringing you the best of the press from Itorunt.	January Edition

News A Switch of Positions and a Milestone Epaminonda, the former Duke of Semall (for a time) stepped down three days ago, stating he was to serve elsewhere. Our King Lucian then appointed him High Marshal of the realm. He gave a short acceptance speech, excerpted below: Thanks my King for your trust, I will make Itorunt proud of your choice! Epaminonda Cranioduro High Marshal of Itorunt In somewhat related news, King Lucian also recently reached his thousandth day in realm, and the realm was happy to congratulate him for his achievement. Anyway, King Lucian appointed the new Duke of Semall today, revealing it to be none other than Fortin, the former High Marshal. Fortin had stepped down due to time constraints, stating that he did not think he would have the time to be as active a general as the realm needed. The Itorunt Informer wishes both High Marshal Epaminonda and Duke Fortin the best of luck in serving in their new positions, and have the fullest of confidence in both of them. --Ichigo A Religious War? The Itorunt Informer has received word that the realms of Tuchanon V and Ubent have been looting and burning Triumvirate temples. We believe many of the followers of Dunkontology in Tuchanon have something to do with this. Some may remember that priests of Dunkontology had repeatedly preached without permission in Itorunt lands, directly contrary to our religious edict. When our judge contacted the Yssarian judge, they were claimed to be rogue priests that did not answer to the Yssarian government. However, surely one of the many followers of Dunkontology could have informed them of the edict, as, in fact, I believe our judge and several other nobles did. The Triumvirate saw fit to denounce their evil, lie-spreading ways. When questioned about the looting and burning of Triumvirate temples, Rackir, Dictator of Tuchanon V, claimed that "the burning of a temple was a mistake." How, exactly, can two realms "mistakenly" loot and burn down a temple? The concept is difficult to fathom. A noble priest of our own faith responded as follows: I wonder what part was the mistake. Did they mistakenly forget to give the torches to Ubent instead of wielding them themselves? Or did they mistakenly drop the torches while trudging through our holy place with their dirty feet? Or is the mistake that they got caught and that everyone has seen their true face now? Words well-spoken, indeed. In more recent news on another front, it seems Ibladesh is no more honorable than Tuchanon. We received word about 5 days ago that a certain Shuo Dnight was seen looting the temple of The Triumvirate in my very own region of Zawr. Zawr was being taken once again by Ibladesh - temporarily, of course, as usual - and this Shuo was stupid enough to attempt to provoke a holy war, it seems. They weren't very good allies, and it seems they're not too honorable as enemies, either. --Ichigo Happy New Year The Itorunt Informer would like to wish all of its readers, regardless of realm or loyalty, a happy new year. We hope you all enjoyed the winter solstice and wish you the best during the year to come.A happy new year to all! --Ichigo

Comments for this month Ichigo's comments Happy new year, everyone! Good luck to the new duke and general!