 August 1, 2009
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| Ibladesh: Weak and Incompetent
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| As usual, the fat nobles of Ibladesh have failed in an attack. Our brave Queen Morgana and two other nobles have been looting Enubec in order to teach the peasants who are the true lords. Ibladesh decided to interfere with our divine actions, but were punished by the Southern Wind when their attack failed miserably and resulted in catastrophic losses to those that made it to the battlefield. Many more Ibladeshians failed to even succeed in traveling to the battle. They then attempted a second attack, this time stooping so low as to ally with rogues. And of course, they failed miserably. Typical of the fat nobles who sit in their cities and churches growing complacent while Itorunt's armies march to success!
Meanwhile, their army sits in Itor Boss with intermittent looting, unable to fully commit. I suspect many of them are merely lost and can't figure out how to either retreat around the lake's land route back to their precious White City, caused by the feces of pigeons, or forgot how to coordinate with their navy to transport them home. Incompetence even in retreat!
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| August 1, 2009
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| Enemies Captured
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| Only a day or two after arriving in Itorunt, Hamilton Vita and Eiram Nalatam, both followers of the Triumvirate, oversaw the capture of the heretical priest, Earl Theuderik Cuvelier. Glory be to the Southern Wind for Eiram's duty to the Triumvirate and Itorunt!
Additionally, Boran Viper, a Caligan infiltrator, was captured sneaking around the manor of Countess Annya Smallsheep. Later reports included a poison-tipped dagger on his body.
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| August 1, 2009
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| Contests for Glory
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| Aside from Itorunt's glorious contest, destined for victory, with Ibladesh, we have a tamer, much more minor, yet still important, contest. With the founding of the paper, I would like to offer the Itoruntian high nobles an opportunity to have their name etched into glory and history. Come up with a quote suitable, by sending a letter to Hamilton Vita, for the Itorunt Informer and it and your name will be on the top right corner of the paper! In addition, anyone designing a banner, chosen by Hamilton Vita, for the paper will be honored with an issue named in their honor.
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| August 1, 2009
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| Return of Hamilton Vita
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| Only a few short days ago, the famous Hamilton Vita has returned to East Island. Already, he is on a path to glory, through the destruction of Ibladesh. Within a matter of hours, he had become trusted by the Queen. And now he is refounding the newspaper of his great uncle, Aurum Bishamon. He would also like to offer the ability to write for the Itorunt Informer to any who are interested.
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