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==Quotes from #battlemaster @ quakenet==
 
==Quotes from #battlemaster @ quakenet==
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=== July 20, 2010 ===
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<pre>[11:12] <+Lauren> time to go beat up my boyfriend
 +
[11:12] <+Kitanali> >.>
 +
[11:12] * +Kitanali wonders if she should hand Lauren the baseball bat, or the squeaky bat.
 +
[11:12] <+Miriam_office> say a big thank you for him again
 +
[11:13] <+Lauren> hah.... i will... sometime when i'm not so irritated with him
 +
[11:14] <+Lauren> he should have been up like 2 hours ago...i've tried to wake him up multiple times.. and i've expressed my irritation already -_-
 +
[11:14] <+Indirik> I would imagine that, if you get creative, you can think of some ways that will surely wake him up
 +
[11:15] * +Kitanali votes for throwing ice packs at him. :D
 +
[11:15] <+Lauren> i've thought about throwing stuff at him.. but that seems somewhat uncharacteristic for me
 +
[11:15] <+Miriam_office> water
 +
[11:15] <+Miriam_office> :p
 +
[11:15] <+Lauren> anyway... time to go get angry
 +
[11:16] <+Miriam_office> dont be Lauren, is not worthy
 +
[11:16] <+Indirik> Don't get angry, get sexy.
 +
[11:16] <+Lauren> lol
 +
[11:17] <+Lauren> it's not worth it, or he's not worth it XD</pre>
  
===January 2009===
+
===April 1st 2010===
 
+
<pre>[00:28] <}Kai{> wait is that the real tom?
====January 01====
+
[00:28] <}Kai{> nah, can't be
<pre>[19:15] <+Sacha> Used during Medieval Times, the Pear of Anguish was
+
[00:28] <}Kai{> it's april fools
an extremely painful device used to punish homosexuals, witches and
+
[00:28] <_Tom_> No, never. I just pretend to be me on the Internet.</pre>
women accused of inducing a miscarriage.
 
The Pear of Anguish had the shape of a pear; As a handle was turned,
 
the spoon-shaped lobes opened; increasing pain.
 
Even though the Pear of Anguish was mostly used for oral punishments,
 
homosexuals had it fixed in their anus and women in their vagina.
 
Causing severe pain, after this torture was employed on the mouth;
 
the victim's teeth would get destroyed;
 
making blood pour out of the victim's mouth often causing death.
 
If introduced in the anus or vagina, death was a step away.
 
The Pear of Anguish was rarely washed, thus causing infections
 
very frequently. If the victim didn't die by an infection however,
 
he would die by other diseases caused by the severe damage of his
 
or her intestines.
 
[19:16] <Thalathafn> ouch
 
[19:16] <Thalathafn> they should really wash it
 
[19:17] <+Sacha> to make the torture more humane? :p
 
[19:17] <Thalathafn> especially if they are using it for both ends
 
[19:17] <+Sacha> im guessing that if theres an expanding pear up your ass,
 
cleanliness is the least of your concern</pre>
 
 
 
===December 2008===
 
 
 
====December 25====
 
<pre>[02:42] <Bedwyr> May Santa Vogt bring you all the best
 
features tonight, so we may enjoy them all on the morrow
 
[02:42] * Bedwyr whooshes off to harass a dev-reindeer</pre>
 
 
 
====December 22====
 
<pre>ELV and Sacha's collaborated topic:
 
Rated: XXX...and working on that fourth X!</pre>
 
 
 
====December 20====
 
<pre>14:33:13 * Stabbity slaps _Tom__ around a bit with a large trout
 
14:33:13 * Sacha humps Tom
 
14:33:24 * Sacha high fives Stabbity
 
14:33:27 * Stabbity high fives sacha
 
14:33:29 <Sacha> lol
 
14:33:34 <Stabbity> :P
 
14:33:45 <Sacha> that couldnt have gone any better</pre>
 
 
 
====December 18====
 
<pre>[10:18] <ELV> Keplerstan must be poor veritek
 
[10:18] <ELV> :P
 
[10:18] |<-- Wimpie has left irc.quakenet.org (Quit:
 
ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.4/2008102920])
 
[10:19] <ELV> nvm, its population is exorbitantly high
 
[10:19] <Veritek> :p
 
[10:19] <Veritek> Who needs more than two regions, when
 
you stack the peasants like cordwood?
 
[10:20] <zmobiebob> Why do they always have to be stacked
 
like cordwood?
 
[10:20] <zmobiebob> Why not some other kind of wood?
 
[10:21] <zmobiebob> You should really stack peasants
 
like peasants.
 
[10:21] <ELV> because cordwood is easily stacked?
 
[10:21] <Veritek> Maybe we should stack cordwood like we
 
stack peasants...
 
[10:22] <ELV> lol
 
[10:22] <ELV> how are the peasants productive if they are stacked?
 
[10:22] <ELV> do they sh*t gold?
 
[10:22] <Veritek> not my concern
 
[10:22] <Veritek> if they're not productive, we set a few on fire
 
[10:22] <Veritek> until the rest are productive
 
[10:22] <Veritek> the rest is irrelevant details
 
[10:23] <zmobiebob> That's a good point. Seems like a waste of warehouse space.
 
[10:23] <zmobiebob> 1. Human combustion.
 
[10:23] <zmobiebob> 2.???
 
[10:23] <zmobiebob> 3. PROFIT!
 
[10:23] <Veritek> exactly
 
[10:23] <Veritek> step 2 doesn't concern me
 
[10:24] <Lorgan> hoorray for the Combustion-gnomes!
 
[10:25] <ELV> lol
 
[10:26] <ELV> so...are most of the peasants in one region
 
[10:26] <ELV> or 250k+ in both?
 
[10:26] <ELV> I'd prefer one region
 
[10:26] <ELV> a peasant region and then an outlying noble region away from
 
the dirty peasants
 
[10:26] <Veritek> Yeah, mostly
 
[10:26] <Veritek> Right
 
[10:26] <Veritek> One region for the filthy peasants
 
[10:26] <Veritek> a small one
 
[10:27] <Veritek> and a big region for the nobles and their servants
 
[10:27] <Lorgan> hm
 
[10:27] <Veritek> With ast wooded acres
 
[10:27] <Veritek> long, tropical coastlines
 
[10:27] <Lorgan> we shouldn't stack them too high though
 
[10:27] <Lorgan> so they don't cast shadow on our region
 
[10:27] <Veritek> ad luxurious mansions
 
[10:27] <Veritek> Stack them too high, and theymight fall over
 
[10:27] <Veritek> ruining their productivity
 
[10:27] <Lorgan> indeed
 
[10:28] <Veritek> then we'd have to burn them
 
[10:28] <Lorgan> and they might enter our region
 
[10:28] <Lorgan> which is a big no-no
 
[10:29] <Veritek> yep
 
[10:29] <Veritek> filthy peasants
 
[10:29] <Lorgan> indeed
 
[10:29] <Lorgan> they may only come into our regions to clean it
 
[10:30] <Lorgan> untill they find a way to produce robots</pre>
 
 
 
====December 15====
 
<pre>[23:47] <Jenred_Bedwyr> Bah...I don't suppose you have any scouts
 
of Papanian territory, do you Ethan?
 
[23:47] <Jenred_Bedwyr> General Vulpes has been...Less than helpful.
 
[23:47] <ELV> which ones?
 
[23:48] <Jenred_Bedwyr> Anything that might tell us how much mobile CS
 
they have?
 
[23:48] <ELV> hhmm...depends...I could ask for one real quick
 
[23:48] <ELV> got a guy in isular
 
[23:48] * Jenred_Bedwyr will give you real solid US dollars if you give
 
him a scout of Colasan, but thinks that this is too much to ask
 
[23:48] <ELV> hehe
 
[23:48] <Jenred_Bedwyr> I swear...
 
[23:48] * ELV asks for colasan scout
 
[23:48] <ELV> serious?
 
[23:49] <Jenred_Bedwyr> Get me a scout in the next hour, and I'll send
 
you money somehow.
 
[23:49] * Jenred_Bedwyr has a checkbook
 
[23:49] <ELV> gah...I hope he's on in the next hour
 
[23:49] <Jenred_Bedwyr> Damn useless Papanian military...
 
[23:49] <ELV> knowing you, you'd send me a penny
 
[23:50] <ELV> you ARE a poor college kid :P
 
[23:50] <Jenred_Bedwyr> Ah...I've actually got a fair bit of cash.
 
[23:50] <Jenred_Bedwyr> I'd probably send five bucks for the scout
 
[23:50] <ELV> w00t!
 
[23:51] <ELV> is it sad when 5 dollars makes me happy? :P
 
[23:51] * ELV thinks
 
[23:51] <Jenred_Bedwyr> Is it sad when a scout of a region next to an
 
ally's capital makes me happy enough to send five bucks?
 
[23:51] <ELV> 50 top ramen!
 
[23:51] <ELV> lol</pre>
 
 
 
===October 2008===
 
<pre>ELV, Sacha and Delvin's collaborated topic:
 
Delvin Anaris: He's in our heads, infiltrating our thoughts,
 
stealing our synapses, burning our brains! |
 
I'm in ur headz, burnin' ur brainz - Lolcat Delvin</pre>
 
 
 
===August 2008===
 
====August 19====
 
<pre><+Veritek> If they make a Tuchanon VI, will someone make a
 
          Tuchanon EMACS and declare hatred of Tuchanon VI?</pre>
 
 
 
====August 1====
 
<pre><ELV> I think its just celibate SachaD...
 
<SachaD> meh
 
<SachaD> you get the point :p
 
<Uceek> ELV would know ;)
 
...
 
<ELV> I only know because I know my english well is what I'm sure Kylie meant.
 
...
 
<Uceek> exactly ELV</pre>
 
 
 
===July 2008===
 
 
 
Daviald's birthday poem written for Uceek:
 
<pre>[13:13:41] <Daviald> Some people see age as a badge of wisdom and fulfilled youth. Each passing year
 
the mark increases and respect is deserved. 
 
[13:13:48] <Uceek> I hate it already
 
[13:13:49] <Daviald> They pass out cake and give gifts in a celebration of life and joyful hope for
 
many more years spent in your company, because each moment is a blessed gift of life from a higher
 
power that is beyond our comprehension to understand.
 
[13:13:53] <Uceek> :P
 
[13:13:57] <Daviald> The truth is that it doesn’t matter how fast you run, how skilled you learn
 
your karate moves, how many push-ups you can do or what diet plan you are on now. 
 
[13:14:03] <Daviald> An unpretentious and unrelenting fact remains.
 
[13:14:11] <Daviald> That with each fleeting year the memories fade, friends vanish, beauty loses
 
its color, life becomes a collection of memoirs. 
 
[13:14:19] <Daviald> As birthdays come and go all the alcohol and inebriated experiences in the
 
world serve no embankment to the endless cycle of death.
 
[13:14:21] <Daviald> Time marches on inexorably forward.
 
[13:14:26] <Daviald> Unrelenting, unyielding, incompassionately it hears neither your pleas nor
 
cares for your continued desire to live.  It will envelop you in its embrace.
 
[13:14:34] <Daviald> As you fold into his grip and enter the endless night you soon fade from
 
memories and are you yourself forgotten. One more moment in the endless cycle of life and death.
 
[13:14:35] <ELV> it's sad!
 
[13:14:40] <ELV> what is wrong with you
 
[13:14:42] <Daviald> .  A dewdrop of water in the sea lost in the ebb and flow.  A mere footstep in
 
the surf. 
 
[13:14:50] <Riamh> Shut up, ELV...listen. No talk.
 
[13:14:51] <Aarth> hehe
 
[13:14:51] <Daviald> Life is a bitch, then you die.  Enjoy what you can of it Kylie because you now
 
have one less year.
 
[13:14:59] <Uceek> Daviald!!</pre>
 
 
 
===May 2008===
 
 
 
Some exceptionally [[/long bit of silliness|long bit of silliness]] involving lots of nick changes.
 
 
 
-------------------------------
 
 
 
===April 2008===
 
<pre>[16:46] * Lavigna tried her Goddess-like voice
 
[16:46] <Lavigna> who asked for me?
 
[16:46] * Lavigna slaps Aarth around a bit with a large trout
 
[16:46] <Aarth> Yes?
 
[16:46] <Aarth> You are goddess?
 
[16:47] <Lavigna> ya
 
[16:47] <Aarth> Huh :P
 
[16:47] <Lavigna> don't i look like one?
 
[16:47] <Aarth> I havent seen a pic :P
 
[16:47] <Lavigna> and you won't either
 
[16:47] <Lavigna> you must have blind faith in me
 
[16:47] <Aarth> Heh
 
[16:47] <Lavigna> :)
 
[16:47] <Aarth> :P
 
[16:47] <Aarth> damnit. Dinner time. Mom shouting.
 
[16:48] <Aarth> Brb.</pre>
 
 
 
===February 2008===
 
[01:15] <Uceek> I'm back
 
[01:15] <Uceek> you all missed me, I can tell
 
[01:15] <Uceek> its so quiet
 
[01:15] <Annaej> lol
 
[01:15] <Uceek> you're all depressed wondering when I'd be home from shopping
 
[01:15] <Uceek> ;)
 
[01:15] <Uceek> either that, or you didn't even notice I left :P
 
[01:16] <Annaej> I think everyone either got drunk or went to bed, or both
 
[01:16] <Uceek> lol
 
[01:16] <SniperChief> I'm arguing with Reilwin about infinity
 
[01:16] <Uceek> really?
 
[01:16] <SniperChief> really really
 
[01:16] <Uceek> so... afterall I don't think the orders changes are too bad
 
[01:16] <Uceek> how about everyone else?
 
[01:17] <Annaej> lol good Uceek
 
[01:17] <SniperChief> (it's taking a while)
 
[01:17] <Uceek> small realms it means nothing to
 
[01:17] <Uceek> big realms, it kinda shares the workload
 
[01:17] <Uceek> though, when 2ICs can send orders it will be better
 
[01:17] <Reilwin> lol, Uceek : really really
 
[01:18] <Uceek> really to infinity? :P
 
[01:19] <Reilwin> to the infinity equal to that of the set which comprises all
 
natural numbers, yup
 
[01:19] * Reilwin refuses to continue till the infinity equal to the set which
 
comprises all real numbers
 
 
 
[[IRC/Quotes/Infinity]]
 
 
 
===January 2008===
 
<pre>[14:44] <+VinnieThePooh> sting
 
[14:44] <VinnieTheDark> uh
 
[14:44] <VinnieTheDark> stop stealing my nickname
 
[14:44] <Baraedor> VinnieThePooh ftw
 
[14:44] <Baraedor> !
 
[14:44] Fi|in is now known as VinnieTheWood
 
[14:45] Baraedor is now known as VinnieTheSquirr
 
[14:45] <VinnieTheSquirr> damn
 
[14:45] VinnieTheSquirr is now known as VinnieTheKoala
 
[14:47] L sets mode: +o VinnieTheDark
 
[14:47] <VinnieThePooh> oh-oh :)
 
[14:48] VinnieTheDark sets mode: +ib #battlemaster!*@*
 
[14:48] <VinnieTheDark> arrrgh
 
[14:48] <VinnieTheWood> Arrrrrg
 
[14:48] <VinnieTheKoala> Arrrrrg
 
[14:49] VinnieTheDark sets mode: +b Vinnie*!*@*
 
[14:49] <VinnieTheDark> ha
 
[14:50] VinnieTheWood (~chatzilla@202.71.142.34) has left #battlemaster
 
[14:50] V|nnieTheDark (~chatzilla@202.71.142.34) has joined #battlemaster
 
[14:50] <VinnieThePooh> Someone care to translate what Vinnie is doing? I don't speak IRC :P
 
[14:51] VinnieTheKoala (~Baraedor@client-86-27-164-89.popl.adsl.virgin.net) has left #battlemaster
 
[14:51] Vinn1etheKoala (~Baraedor@client-86-27-164-89.popl.adsl.virgin.net) has joined #battlemaster
 
[14:51] <Hoensbroeck> VinnieTheDark is trying to protect his nickname;) so that others can't
 
use 'Vinnie-something'
 
[14:51] VinnieThePooh is now known as PrincessVinnie
 
[14:51] <PrincessVinnie> ?
 
[14:51] <Vinn1etheKoala> ?
 
[14:51] VinnieTheDark sets mode: -b+b Vinnie*!*@* *Vinnie*!*@*
 
 
 
...
 
 
 
[11:16] <Ragnell> hi Peny
 
[11:17] VinnieTheDark (~Vinnie@kotnet-147.kulnet.kuleuven.be) has joined #battlemaster
 
[11:17] <VinnieTheDark> hm
 
[11:17] <VinnieTheDark> was a little hard to join
 
[11:17] <VinnieTheDark> with having my own nickname banned and all
 
[11:18] <Esorp> Your nicjname was banned?
 
 
 
...
 
 
 
[11:27] <Real-e-three> Vinnie banned his own nick :P
 
[11:27] <Real-e-three> Hi Ragnell :)
 
[11:27] <Real-e-three> Yesterday 3 of us changed our nicks to VinnieThe*
 
[11:27] <Real-e-three> And so...
 
[11:27] Real-e-three is now known as Peny
 
[11:28] <Peny> Was fun :D
 
[11:28] <Esorp> lol
 
[11:28] Ragnell is now known as VinnieTheJerk
 
[11:28] <Esorp> I saw someone called VinnieThePooh
 
[11:29] <Peny> That's me :)
 
[11:29] <Esorp> :D
 
[11:29] <Peny> I do that when Vinnie is online :)
 
[11:29] <Peny> Oh
 
[11:29] Peny is now known as VinnieThePooh
 
[11:29] <VinnieTheJerk> :-P
 
[11:29] <VinnieThePooh> He's online :P
 
[11:29] <Esorp> This is tempting.</pre>
 
 
 
<pre>[13:13] <Kai> moo
 
[13:17] Peny pets the cow
 
[13:20] m2rt milks the cow
 
[13:24] m2rt is now known as Esorp
 
[13:24] Esorp f*cks the cow
 
[13:24] Esorp is now known as m2rt
 
[13:24] Peny grabs a big butcher-knife
 
[13:24] Peny is now known as Cow_Butcher
 
[13:24] Cow_Butcher stabs
 
[13:24] Cow_Butcher stabs again
 
[13:24] Silverhawk starts the fire on a BBQ
 
[13:25] Cow_Butcher is now known as Cow_
 
[13:25] Cow_ dies
 
[13:25] m2rt brings the ketchup :P
 
[13:25] Cow_ is BBQ-d
 
[13:25] Cow_ is now known as Peny
 
[13:25] Silverhawk grabs a plate and cuts of a piece for m2rt
 
[13:26] m2rt takes the piece and thanks Silverhawk
 
[13:26] <Peny> Milk, anyone?
 
[13:26] m2rt enjoys the fine meat
 
[13:27] <Peny> Kai-aw tastes good
 
[13:43] <Peny> Aw, was someone here yesterday when Vinnie banned his own nick?
 
[13:43] <Peny> I need a log of that :P</pre>
 
  
<pre><Andrasta>      :.:.:.:.:.:
+
===January 2010===
<Andrasta>      you will never take the ramparts!
+
<pre>* +Stabbity kicks the door in and hugtackles Lauren
<Andrasta>      i fart in your general direction
+
* +Andrew^ averts his eyes from this awkward scene
<Veritek>      \_/------/|==|\  (catapult)
+
* +Lauren is hugtackled
<Veritek>      O (big boulder)
+
* +Andrew^ sits down on Lauren's sofa and watches television, eating her food.
<Veritek>      :.:... . . . ...:.:.: (what's left of your castle walls)
+
* +Stabbity sprawls out on Lauren's bed
<Ragnell>      hmmm
+
* +Andrew^ changes all the radio presets on lauren's stereo and car stereo.
<Andrasta>      damn you!
+
* +Andrew^ leaves the fridge open
Andrasta retreats to the keep
+
* +Stabbity leaves his dirty laundry all over the room
Ragnell builds the stupid pillow wall again.
+
* +Andrew^ thinks its awkward that stabbity took his clothes off, but ignores this..
<Andrasta>      an ally!
+
* +Stabbity doesn't wash his dishes
<Andrasta>      now you are doomed, Veritek!
+
* +Stabbity clogs the sink
<Andrasta>      sally forth, brave warriors, and crush thine enemies!
+
* +Andrew^ plays baseball in the house and breaks 2 lamps and a window
<Veritek>      .| .| .| .| .| .| .| .| (my pikemen of DOOOM!)
+
* +Lauren moves out
<Andrasta>      0|0|0|0|0|0| (shield wall!)
+
* +Andrew^ follows
<Veritek>      ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ (my crows that will feast on your bodies!)
+
* +Stabbity does too
<Veritek>       >>>=====> (Ballista bolts to scatter your shield wall)
+
* +Andrew^ hopes Justin put clothes on first
<Andrasta>      |) -> ^-^ (archers picking off the crows)
+
<+Stabbity> we're preparing you for college life Lauren
<Ragnell>      O-}-< (sleeping Raggy)
+
* +Lauren (~Lauren@99-28-15-122.lightspeed.iplsin.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Signed off)
<Andrasta>      drats, my ally is defeated!
+
<+Andrew^> She's not ready.</pre>
<Veritek>      <,,_,,)--- (Mice to scare your soldiers)
 
<Andrasta>      \o/ \o/ \o/ (surrendering troops)
 
<Andrasta>     |||||) (||||| (opened gates)
 
<Veritek>      o/ \o (victorious troops giving high 5s)</pre>
 
  
 +
===March 2010===
 +
<i>March 18, 2010</i>
 +
<pre>[20:28] <Prat> I mean, what?
 +
[20:28] <Prat> xD
 +
[20:28] <Vita> haha
 +
[20:29] <Vita> I think I'd prefer that to what you may not have originally mewant
 +
[20:29] <Vita> if they are both jerking off, it at least means they are getting along.
 +
[20:29] <Vita> despite the...awkwardness of the getting along.
 +
[20:29] <Prat> Well you hope so :p
 +
[20:29] <Prat> maybe getting along a little too well
 +
[20:29] * Octavius has joined #battlemaster
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[20:29] * Q sets mode: +v Octavius
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[20:29] <Vita> well, what else would happen
 +
[20:29] <Vita> masturbing towawrds each other?
 +
[20:29] <Vita> to fight
 +
[20:29] <Vita> "I'll cum on you before you cum on me!"
 +
[20:30] <Prat> honestly if a cop pulls someone over and starts masturbating with them, i probably have even less confidence in that cop than if they're just jerks and wave their gun around or something
 +
[20:30] <Prat> between waving their gun and waving their penis, i''ll take the gun
 +
[20:30] <Vita> this is going to be quoteworthy an\drew
 +
[20:30] <Prat> :p
 +
[20:30] <Vita> and you['ll yet again want the topic to be open
 +
[20:30] <Vita> but
 +
[20:30] * Vita would rather take the penis.
 +
[20:30] * Prat whines a little about not being able to put that in the topic
 +
[20:31] <Octavius> clearly i chose the wrong time to join the channel
 +
[20:31] <Octavius> bye
 +
[20:31] <Vita> you could put it in Quotes, but I'll make damn sure its in context.
 +
[20:31] <Octavius> :p
 +
[20:31] * Octavius has quit IRC (Signed off�)
 +
[20:31] <Vita> http://wiki.battlemaster.org/wiki/IRC/Quotes
 +
[20:31] <Prat> I guess if its just waving around, I'd take the gun, but if it comes down to firing at me, I'd have to go with the penis, though only because its the lesser of the 2 evils</pre>
  
 
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Latest revision as of 17:30, 20 July 2010

Quotes from #battlemaster @ quakenet

July 20, 2010

[11:12] <+Lauren> time to go beat up my boyfriend
[11:12] <+Kitanali> >.>
[11:12] * +Kitanali wonders if she should hand Lauren the baseball bat, or the squeaky bat.
[11:12] <+Miriam_office> say a big thank you for him again
[11:13] <+Lauren> hah.... i will... sometime when i'm not so irritated with him
[11:14] <+Lauren> he should have been up like 2 hours ago...i've tried to wake him up multiple times.. and i've expressed my irritation already -_-
[11:14] <+Indirik> I would imagine that, if you get creative, you can think of some ways that will surely wake him up
[11:15] * +Kitanali votes for throwing ice packs at him. :D
[11:15] <+Lauren> i've thought about throwing stuff at him.. but that seems somewhat uncharacteristic for me
[11:15] <+Miriam_office> water
[11:15] <+Miriam_office> :p
[11:15] <+Lauren> anyway... time to go get angry
[11:16] <+Miriam_office> dont be Lauren, is not worthy
[11:16] <+Indirik> Don't get angry, get sexy.
[11:16] <+Lauren> lol
[11:17] <+Lauren> it's not worth it, or he's not worth it XD

April 1st 2010

[00:28] <}Kai{> wait is that the real tom?
[00:28]	<}Kai{>	nah, can't be
[00:28]	<}Kai{>	it's april fools
[00:28]	<_Tom_>	No, never. I just pretend to be me on the Internet.

January 2010

* +Stabbity kicks the door in and hugtackles Lauren
* +Andrew^ averts his eyes from this awkward scene
* +Lauren is hugtackled
* +Andrew^ sits down on Lauren's sofa and watches television, eating her food.
* +Stabbity sprawls out on Lauren's bed
* +Andrew^ changes all the radio presets on lauren's stereo and car stereo.
* +Andrew^ leaves the fridge open
* +Stabbity leaves his dirty laundry all over the room
* +Andrew^ thinks its awkward that stabbity took his clothes off, but ignores this..
* +Stabbity doesn't wash his dishes
* +Stabbity clogs the sink
* +Andrew^ plays baseball in the house and breaks 2 lamps and a window
* +Lauren moves out
* +Andrew^ follows
* +Stabbity does too
* +Andrew^ hopes Justin put clothes on first
<+Stabbity> we're preparing you for college life Lauren
* +Lauren (~Lauren@99-28-15-122.lightspeed.iplsin.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Signed off)
<+Andrew^> She's not ready.

March 2010

March 18, 2010

[20:28] <Prat> I mean, what?
[20:28] <Prat> xD
[20:28] <Vita> haha
[20:29] <Vita> I think I'd prefer that to what you may not have originally mewant
[20:29] <Vita> if they are both jerking off, it at least means they are getting along.
[20:29] <Vita> despite the...awkwardness of the getting along.
[20:29] <Prat> Well you hope so :p
[20:29] <Prat> maybe getting along a little too well
[20:29] * Octavius has joined #battlemaster
[20:29] * Q sets mode: +v Octavius
[20:29] <Vita> well, what else would happen
[20:29] <Vita> masturbing towawrds each other?
[20:29] <Vita> to fight
[20:29] <Vita> "I'll cum on you before you cum on me!"
[20:30] <Prat> honestly if a cop pulls someone over and starts masturbating with them, i probably have even less confidence in that cop than if they're just jerks and wave their gun around or something
[20:30] <Prat> between waving their gun and waving their penis, i''ll take the gun
[20:30] <Vita> this is going to be quoteworthy an\drew
[20:30] <Prat> :p
[20:30] <Vita> and you['ll yet again want the topic to be open
[20:30] <Vita> but
[20:30] * Vita would rather take the penis.
[20:30] * Prat whines a little about not being able to put that in the topic
[20:31] <Octavius> clearly i chose the wrong time to join the channel
[20:31] <Octavius> bye
[20:31] <Vita> you could put it in Quotes, but I'll make damn sure its in context.
[20:31] <Octavius> :p
[20:31] * Octavius has quit IRC (Signed off�)
[20:31] <Vita> http://wiki.battlemaster.org/wiki/IRC/Quotes
[20:31] <Prat> I guess if its just waving around, I'd take the gun, but if it comes down to firing at me, I'd have to go with the penis, though only because its the lesser of the 2 evils

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