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==Quotes from #battlemaster @ quakenet==
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=== July 20, 2010 ===
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<pre>[11:12] <+Lauren> time to go beat up my boyfriend
 +
[11:12] <+Kitanali> >.>
 +
[11:12] * +Kitanali wonders if she should hand Lauren the baseball bat, or the squeaky bat.
 +
[11:12] <+Miriam_office> say a big thank you for him again
 +
[11:13] <+Lauren> hah.... i will... sometime when i'm not so irritated with him
 +
[11:14] <+Lauren> he should have been up like 2 hours ago...i've tried to wake him up multiple times.. and i've expressed my irritation already -_-
 +
[11:14] <+Indirik> I would imagine that, if you get creative, you can think of some ways that will surely wake him up
 +
[11:15] * +Kitanali votes for throwing ice packs at him. :D
 +
[11:15] <+Lauren> i've thought about throwing stuff at him.. but that seems somewhat uncharacteristic for me
 +
[11:15] <+Miriam_office> water
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[11:15] <+Miriam_office> :p
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[11:15] <+Lauren> anyway... time to go get angry
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[11:16] <+Miriam_office> dont be Lauren, is not worthy
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[11:16] <+Indirik> Don't get angry, get sexy.
 +
[11:16] <+Lauren> lol
 +
[11:17] <+Lauren> it's not worth it, or he's not worth it XD</pre>
  
== Quotes from #battlemaster @ quakenet ==
+
===April 1st 2010===
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<pre>[00:28] <}Kai{> wait is that the real tom?
 +
[00:28] <}Kai{> nah, can't be
 +
[00:28] <}Kai{> it's april fools
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[00:28] <_Tom_> No, never. I just pretend to be me on the Internet.</pre>
  
===July 2008===
+
===January 2010===
 +
<pre>* +Stabbity kicks the door in and hugtackles Lauren
 +
* +Andrew^ averts his eyes from this awkward scene
 +
* +Lauren is hugtackled
 +
* +Andrew^ sits down on Lauren's sofa and watches television, eating her food.
 +
* +Stabbity sprawls out on Lauren's bed
 +
* +Andrew^ changes all the radio presets on lauren's stereo and car stereo.
 +
* +Andrew^ leaves the fridge open
 +
* +Stabbity leaves his dirty laundry all over the room
 +
* +Andrew^ thinks its awkward that stabbity took his clothes off, but ignores this..
 +
* +Stabbity doesn't wash his dishes
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* +Stabbity clogs the sink
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* +Andrew^ plays baseball in the house and breaks 2 lamps and a window
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* +Lauren moves out
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* +Andrew^ follows
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* +Stabbity does too
 +
* +Andrew^ hopes Justin put clothes on first
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<+Stabbity> we're preparing you for college life Lauren
 +
* +Lauren (~Lauren@99-28-15-122.lightspeed.iplsin.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Signed off)
 +
<+Andrew^> She's not ready.</pre>
  
====July 15====
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===March 2010===
<pre>[00:10] <ELV> yuo're such a bad person Daviald
+
<i>March 18, 2010</i>
[00:10] <ELV> maybe Kylie should spank you
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<pre>[20:28] <Prat> I mean, what?
[00:10] * Uceek nods
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[20:28] <Prat> xD
[00:10] <ELV> lmfao!
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[20:28] <Vita> haha
[00:10] <ELV> perfect timing!</pre>
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[20:29] <Vita> I think I'd prefer that to what you may not have originally mewant
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[20:29] <Vita> if they are both jerking off, it at least means they are getting along.
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[20:29] <Vita> despite the...awkwardness of the getting along.
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[20:29] <Prat> Well you hope so :p
 +
[20:29] <Prat> maybe getting along a little too well
 +
[20:29] * Octavius has joined #battlemaster
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[20:29] * Q sets mode: +v Octavius
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[20:29] <Vita> well, what else would happen
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[20:29] <Vita> masturbing towawrds each other?
 +
[20:29] <Vita> to fight
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[20:29] <Vita> "I'll cum on you before you cum on me!"
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[20:30] <Prat> honestly if a cop pulls someone over and starts masturbating with them, i probably have even less confidence in that cop than if they're just jerks and wave their gun around or something
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[20:30] <Prat> between waving their gun and waving their penis, i''ll take the gun
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[20:30] <Vita> this is going to be quoteworthy an\drew
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[20:30] <Prat> :p
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[20:30] <Vita> and you['ll yet again want the topic to be open
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[20:30] <Vita> but
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[20:30] * Vita would rather take the penis.
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[20:30] * Prat whines a little about not being able to put that in the topic
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[20:31] <Octavius> clearly i chose the wrong time to join the channel
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[20:31] <Octavius> bye
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[20:31] <Vita> you could put it in Quotes, but I'll make damn sure its in context.
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[20:31] <Octavius> :p
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[20:31] * Octavius has quit IRC (Signed off�)
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[20:31] <Vita> http://wiki.battlemaster.org/wiki/IRC/Quotes
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[20:31] <Prat> I guess if its just waving around, I'd take the gun, but if it comes down to firing at me, I'd have to go with the penis, though only because its the lesser of the 2 evils</pre>
  
====July 14====
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==Archived Quotes==
<pre>[14:56] <Ragnell> now that I am back home and without my boyfriend, I'll be online more.
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*[[/2006/]]
[14:56] <Ragnell> but that doesn't mean I'll play better BM
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*[[/2007/]]
[14:56] <Ragnell> I'm feeling uninspired lately.
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*[[/2008/]]
[14:57] <Ragnell> I mean, I think the whole purpose of me playing Battlemaster was that I met
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*[[/2009/]]
                  someone on the #battlemaster channel and marry him.
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*[[/Falasan|Falasan Quotes]]
[14:57] <Ragnell> And, that already happened.
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*[[/Dev|Dev Channel Quotes]]
[14:57] <ELV> lmfao
 
[14:57] <Ragnell> well, I did not marry him, but I'm wearing my engagement ring. </pre>
 
 
 
====July 12====
 
<pre>[14:28] <zmobiebob> does Darka hate Gauihu? since Gauihu destroyed Abington, they really oughtta be grateful to him.
 
[14:28] <ELV> lol
 
[14:28] <ELV> did he worsen relations with them?
 
[14:28] <zmobiebob> i think he declared war, but only because they'd, ya know, invaded.
 
[14:29] <LilWolf> Darka is doing ok I guess
 
[14:29] <ELV> psh...excuses!
 
[14:29] * McJambo has joined #battlemaster
 
[14:29] <ELV> I wouldn't declare war if someone invaded my realm!
 
[14:29] <ELV> Welcome McJambo!
 
[14:29] <McJambo> hay
 
[14:29] <zmobiebob> well you aren't Gauihu
 
[14:29] <ELV> or most sane rulers
 
[14:29] <ELV> I'd infiltrate their realm, stage a coup
 
[14:29] <zmobiebob> you probably also wouldn't execute someone by making them asphyxiate on their own intestines
 
[14:29] <ELV> and have a puppet realm
 
[14:29] <ELV> oh, I do that weekly!
 
[14:30] <zmobiebob> my esteem for you just went up!
 
[14:30] * ELV lives in the middle of nowhere...no one noticed them miving
 
[14:30] <ELV> notices them missing*</pre>
 
 
 
====July ?====
 
<pre>[11:19] * ELV could care less about whether avamar was gone or not
 
[11:19] <ELV> but bring back the war
 
[11:20] <Veritek> especially since Tom theretened to intantly delete any new realm that had that as part of it's name
 
[11:20] <ELV> and use avamar as an excuse to blame things on
 
[11:20] <ELV> and to hide behind
 
[11:20] <ELV> he did?
 
[11:20] <Veritek> yep
 
[11:20] * ELV missed theat
 
[11:20] <ELV> that*
 
[11:20] <Veritek> it was after Avamar Selective
 
[11:20] <ELV> so...some new guy in about 5 years will secede the duchy of avamar, create avamar
 
[11:20] <ELV> and zap!
 
[11:20] <Veritek> :p
 
[11:20] <Veritek> Those who fail to learn from history...
 
[11:20] <ELV> lmfao
 
[11:20] <Veritek> will get bolted.</pre>
 
 
 
===May 2008===
 
 
 
Some exceptionally [[/long bit of silliness|long bit of silliness]] involving lots of nick changes.
 
 
 
-------------------------------
 
 
 
===April 2008===
 
<pre>[16:46] * Lavigna tried her Goddess-like voice
 
[16:46] <Lavigna> who asked for me?
 
[16:46] * Lavigna slaps Aarth around a bit with a large trout
 
[16:46] <Aarth> Yes?
 
[16:46] <Aarth> You are goddess?
 
[16:47] <Lavigna> ya
 
[16:47] <Aarth> Huh :P
 
[16:47] <Lavigna> don't i look like one?
 
[16:47] <Aarth> I havent seen a pic :P
 
[16:47] <Lavigna> and you won't either
 
[16:47] <Lavigna> you must have blind faith in me
 
[16:47] <Aarth> Heh
 
[16:47] <Lavigna> :)
 
[16:47] <Aarth> :P
 
[16:47] <Aarth> damnit. Dinner time. Mom shouting.
 
[16:48] <Aarth> Brb.</pre>
 
 
 
===February 2008===
 
[01:15] <Uceek> I'm back
 
[01:15] <Uceek> you all missed me, I can tell
 
[01:15] <Uceek> its so quiet
 
[01:15] <Annaej> lol
 
[01:15] <Uceek> you're all depressed wondering when I'd be home from shopping
 
[01:15] <Uceek> ;)
 
[01:15] <Uceek> either that, or you didn't even notice I left :P
 
[01:16] <Annaej> I think everyone either got drunk or went to bed, or both
 
[01:16] <Uceek> lol
 
[01:16] <SniperChief> I'm arguing with Reilwin about infinity
 
[01:16] <Uceek> really?
 
[01:16] <SniperChief> really really
 
[01:16] <Uceek> so... afterall I don't think the orders changes are too bad
 
[01:16] <Uceek> how about everyone else?
 
[01:17] <Annaej> lol good Uceek
 
[01:17] <SniperChief> (it's taking a while)
 
[01:17] <Uceek> small realms it means nothing to
 
[01:17] <Uceek> big realms, it kinda shares the workload
 
[01:17] <Uceek> though, when 2ICs can send orders it will be better
 
[01:17] <Reilwin> lol, Uceek : really really
 
[01:18] <Uceek> really to infinity? :P
 
[01:19] <Reilwin> to the infinity equal to that of the set which comprises all
 
natural numbers, yup
 
[01:19] * Reilwin refuses to continue till the infinity equal to the set which
 
comprises all real numbers
 
 
 
[[IRC/Quotes/Infinity]]
 
 
 
===January 2008===
 
<pre>[14:44] <+VinnieThePooh> sting
 
[14:44] <VinnieTheDark> uh
 
[14:44] <VinnieTheDark> stop stealing my nickname
 
[14:44] <Baraedor> VinnieThePooh ftw
 
[14:44] <Baraedor> !
 
[14:44] Fi|in is now known as VinnieTheWood
 
[14:45] Baraedor is now known as VinnieTheSquirr
 
[14:45] <VinnieTheSquirr> damn
 
[14:45] VinnieTheSquirr is now known as VinnieTheKoala
 
[14:47] L sets mode: +o VinnieTheDark
 
[14:47] <VinnieThePooh> oh-oh :)
 
[14:48] VinnieTheDark sets mode: +ib #battlemaster!*@*
 
[14:48] <VinnieTheDark> arrrgh
 
[14:48] <VinnieTheWood> Arrrrrg
 
[14:48] <VinnieTheKoala> Arrrrrg
 
[14:49] VinnieTheDark sets mode: +b Vinnie*!*@*
 
[14:49] <VinnieTheDark> ha
 
[14:50] VinnieTheWood (~chatzilla@202.71.142.34) has left #battlemaster
 
[14:50] V|nnieTheDark (~chatzilla@202.71.142.34) has joined #battlemaster
 
[14:50] <VinnieThePooh> Someone care to translate what Vinnie is doing? I don't speak IRC :P
 
[14:51] VinnieTheKoala (~Baraedor@client-86-27-164-89.popl.adsl.virgin.net) has left #battlemaster
 
[14:51] Vinn1etheKoala (~Baraedor@client-86-27-164-89.popl.adsl.virgin.net) has joined #battlemaster
 
[14:51] <Hoensbroeck> VinnieTheDark is trying to protect his nickname;) so that others can't
 
use 'Vinnie-something'
 
[14:51] VinnieThePooh is now known as PrincessVinnie
 
[14:51] <PrincessVinnie> ?
 
[14:51] <Vinn1etheKoala> ?
 
[14:51] VinnieTheDark sets mode: -b+b Vinnie*!*@* *Vinnie*!*@*
 
 
 
...
 
 
 
[11:16] <Ragnell> hi Peny
 
[11:17] VinnieTheDark (~Vinnie@kotnet-147.kulnet.kuleuven.be) has joined #battlemaster
 
[11:17] <VinnieTheDark> hm
 
[11:17] <VinnieTheDark> was a little hard to join
 
[11:17] <VinnieTheDark> with having my own nickname banned and all
 
[11:18] <Esorp> Your nicjname was banned?
 
 
 
...
 
 
 
[11:27] <Real-e-three> Vinnie banned his own nick :P
 
[11:27] <Real-e-three> Hi Ragnell :)
 
[11:27] <Real-e-three> Yesterday 3 of us changed our nicks to VinnieThe*
 
[11:27] <Real-e-three> And so...
 
[11:27] Real-e-three is now known as Peny
 
[11:28] <Peny> Was fun :D
 
[11:28] <Esorp> lol
 
[11:28] Ragnell is now known as VinnieTheJerk
 
[11:28] <Esorp> I saw someone called VinnieThePooh
 
[11:29] <Peny> That's me :)
 
[11:29] <Esorp> :D
 
[11:29] <Peny> I do that when Vinnie is online :)
 
[11:29] <Peny> Oh
 
[11:29] Peny is now known as VinnieThePooh
 
[11:29] <VinnieTheJerk> :-P
 
[11:29] <VinnieThePooh> He's online :P
 
[11:29] <Esorp> This is tempting.</pre>
 
 
 
<pre>[13:13] <Kai> moo
 
[13:17] Peny pets the cow
 
[13:20] m2rt milks the cow
 
[13:24] m2rt is now known as Esorp
 
[13:24] Esorp f*cks the cow
 
[13:24] Esorp is now known as m2rt
 
[13:24] Peny grabs a big butcher-knife
 
[13:24] Peny is now known as Cow_Butcher
 
[13:24] Cow_Butcher stabs
 
[13:24] Cow_Butcher stabs again
 
[13:24] Silverhawk starts the fire on a BBQ
 
[13:25] Cow_Butcher is now known as Cow_
 
[13:25] Cow_ dies
 
[13:25] m2rt brings the ketchup :P
 
[13:25] Cow_ is BBQ-d
 
[13:25] Cow_ is now known as Peny
 
[13:25] Silverhawk grabs a plate and cuts of a piece for m2rt
 
[13:26] m2rt takes the piece and thanks Silverhawk
 
[13:26] <Peny> Milk, anyone?
 
[13:26] m2rt enjoys the fine meat
 
[13:27] <Peny> Kai-aw tastes good
 
[13:43] <Peny> Aw, was someone here yesterday when Vinnie banned his own nick?
 
[13:43] <Peny> I need a log of that :P</pre>
 
 
 
<pre><Andrasta>      :.:.:.:.:.:
 
<Andrasta>      you will never take the ramparts!
 
<Andrasta>      i fart in your general direction
 
<Veritek>      \_/------/|==|\  (catapult)
 
<Veritek>      O (big boulder)
 
<Veritek>      :.:... . . . ...:.:.: (what's left of your castle walls)
 
<Ragnell>      hmmm
 
<Andrasta>      damn you!
 
Andrasta retreats to the keep
 
Ragnell builds the stupid pillow wall again.
 
<Andrasta>      an ally!
 
<Andrasta>      now you are doomed, Veritek!
 
<Andrasta>      sally forth, brave warriors, and crush thine enemies!
 
<Veritek>      .| .| .| .| .| .| .| .| (my pikemen of DOOOM!)
 
<Andrasta>      0|0|0|0|0|0| (shield wall!)
 
<Veritek>      ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ (my crows that will feast on your bodies!)
 
<Veritek>      >>>=====> (Ballista bolts to scatter your shield wall)
 
<Andrasta>      |) -> ^-^ (archers picking off the crows)
 
<Ragnell>      O-}-< (sleeping Raggy)
 
<Andrasta>      drats, my ally is defeated!
 
<Veritek>      <,,_,,)--- (Mice to scare your soldiers)
 
<Andrasta>      \o/ \o/ \o/ (surrendering troops)
 
<Andrasta>      |||||) (||||| (opened gates)
 
<Veritek>      o/ \o (victorious troops giving high 5s)</pre>
 
 
 
===November 2007===
 
<Ragnell> it just sucks when a professor claims I'm better than my peers. <br>
 
<^ban^> thank him for the compliment<br>
 
<Veritek> Was he looking at your face when he said it, or your chest?<br>
 
<Alanna_at_Work> Ragnell, it's fine to accept that you have superior intellect to those around you—as long as you also accept the possibility that you're wrong<br>
 
<Alanna_at_Work> you're only being an arrogant jerk if you actually brag about it<br>
 
<Alanna_at_Work> or otherwise rub other people's faces in it<br>
 
<Ragnell> Veritek, I have superior boobs.  I know that. <br>
 
<Alanna_at_Work> I mean, I'm way smarter than all you poor sods here, but you don't see me lording it over you do you?<br>
 
<Alanna_at_Work> ...err, wait--<br>
 
<Veritek> Ragnell: Will you rub your superiority in my face?<br>
 
 
 
===October 2007===
 
[12:51] <Nemrus> hmm... Exile, I cast that wololo spell in Thormegor and it revolted<br>
 
[12:51] <Nemrus> WTF<br>
 
[12:51] <Nemrus> i mean WTHell<br>
 
[12:51] <Nemrus> sigh<br>
 
 
 
=== August 2007 ===
 
[16:32] <Veritek> Rule #34 of the Internet: If you can imagine it, there is porn of it.<br>
 
[16:38] <Alanna_at_Work> Veritek, rule #35 of the internet: if you can't imagine it, there is *still* porn of it<br>
 
[16:39] <LilWolf> Squid porn with chocolate pudding ftw!<br>
 
 
 
=== April 2006 ===
 
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20:45:37 <+Tokanan> LilWolf I think we are taking over the head of Ragnell
 
 
 
20:45:55 <+Ragnell> yes you are.
 
 
 
20:46:45 <+LilWolf> I hope it's a friendly one and not a brutal one. Though we could go looting then :p
 
 
 
20:47:06 <+Tokanan> *talking
 
 
 
20:47:13 <+LilWolf> Oh..
 
 
 
----
 
 
 
[16:19] * _Yavanna_ is about to slap Nightwish with everything she finds infront of her
 
 
 
[16:19] * _Yavanna_ slaps Nightwish with Peakki
 
 
 
[16:19] <Nightwish> I always have that effect on women ;)
 
 
 
[16:20] <_Yavanna_> they slap you with peakki??
 
 
 
[16:20] * Peakki hates that
 
 
 
 
 
=== Prior to April 7th ===
 
----
 
 
 
[17:02] <+Tokanan> One of the things I have learned about TOM is he is like a bear
 
 
 
[17:02] <+VinnieTheDark> lol
 
 
 
[17:02] <+Tokanan> Big floffy and warm
 
 
 
[17:03] <+Tokanan> but has sharp teeth and claws and a short temper
 
 
 
[17:03] <+Tokanan> especially when it feels it is being pushed into a corner
 
 
 
[17:03] <+Tokanan> and then it is to large and powerfull to wresle with
 
 
 
----
 
 
 
05/11/21 14:50:15 <Ragnell> but compared to other countries, I think I can claim Mexico was never at war with another country<br>
 
05/11/21 14:50:21 <Lorgan> mexico was ally in WWII wasn't it?<br>
 
05/11/21 14:50:25 <Lorgan> well<br>
 
05/11/21 14:50:25 <MarcJ> Umm... Santa Anna<br>
 
05/11/21 14:50:28 <Ragnell> yeah, we had allies but we sort of never have had sufficient CS<br>
 
 
 
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20:41:29 < Ragnell> and I am monogamous
 
 
 
20:41:31 < Ragnell> and monoamorous
 
 
 
20:41:45 <+Alanna_at_Work> but not monosyllabic
 
 
 
20:41:56 <+Alanna_at_Work> nor monoglot
 
 
 
20:41:56 <+AjAxed> lol
 
 
 
20:42:28 <+Alanna_at_Work> nor (I would expect) monochrome
 
 
 
20:43:50 <+VinnieTheDark> what on earth
 
 
 
20:43:53 <+VinnieTheDark> a lot of mono words
 
 
 
20:44:36 <+VinnieTheDark> and I thought we were living in a time were everyone had Stero sound!
 
 
 
20:44:44 <+VinnieTheDark> (everyone should smile at such an overly silly joke.)
 
 
 
20:44:52 <+Alanna_at_Work> well, I'm certainly not monoaural ;-)
 
 
 
20:46:08 <+AjAxed> lol
 
 
 
20:46:52 <+AjAxed> this conversation is becoming "mono"tonic
 
 
 
20:47:01 < Ragnell> I am monochromatic, btw
 
 
 
20:47:03 < Ragnell> I'm all brown
 
 
 
20:47:16 <+Alanna_at_Work> all the same colour of brown?
 
 
 
20:47:24 < Ragnell> similar
 
 
 
20:47:37 <+AjAxed> lol!! What a question =))
 
 
 
20:47:49 < Ragnell> no,
 
 
 
20:47:51 < Ragnell> I am brown
 
 
 
20:48:08 <+Alanna_at_Work> well, if you're not all the same colour of brown, you're not truly monochromatic
 
 
 
20:48:13 < Ragnell> enough to still be called brown.
 
 
 
20:48:41 <+Alanna_at_Work> and just being similar enough to be called "brown" all over, I think, isn't really quite good enough
 
 
 
20:48:59 < Ragnell> lol
 
 
 
20:49:21 < Ragnell> no, it is not the same color of brown
 
 
 
20:49:29 < Ragnell> my eyes and hair are the same brown brown
 
 
 
20:49:33 < Ragnell> my skin is only brown-ish
 
 
 
20:49:38 < Ragnell> and my nails are pink
 
 
 
20:49:44 < Ragnell> and my teeth are white
 
 
 
20:49:47 <+VinnieTheDark> :D
 
 
 
20:49:52 < Ragnell> so no, I am not monochromatic after all
 
 
 
20:50:04 <+Alanna_at_Work> then you're polysyllabic, polyglot, and polychromatic
 
 
 
20:50:15 < Ragnell> I am still not polyamorous
 
 
 
20:50:21 <+LilWolf> That has to be one of weirdest discussion ever held in this channel..
 
 
 
----
 
 
 
[20:01] Nosferatus: Invisibility is the Unknown, However everything visible doesn't excist
 
 
 
[20:01] Nosferatus: that one keeps cracking my brain
 
 
 
[20:02] Sparky-king: I disagree
 
 
 
[20:02] Nosferatus: haha
 
 
 
[20:02] Nosferatus: you cant
 
 
 
[20:03] Nosferatus: it's philosophy
 
 
 
[20:03] VinnieTheDark: ^^
 
 
 
 
 
----
 
 
 
[20:52] Sparky-king: we're teaming with caligus
 
 
 
[20:52] Sparky-king: and have to put akesh temple and sir temple under heavy guard
 
 
 
[20:53] *** Weylyn has left #Battlemaster.
 
 
 
[20:54] Bisshop: lol sparky
 
 
 
[20:54] Bisshop: Im ruler and i dont know any of these plans
 
 
 
[20:55] Sparky-king: well
 
 
 
[20:56] Sparky-king: I am marquis and I talk to lycastus a lot
 
 
 
[20:57] Bisshop: lol
 
 
 
[21:08] Ragnell: I am queen and I talk to no one
 
 
 
[21:11] qp-moon: ^^
 

Latest revision as of 17:30, 20 July 2010

Quotes from #battlemaster @ quakenet

July 20, 2010

[11:12] <+Lauren> time to go beat up my boyfriend
[11:12] <+Kitanali> >.>
[11:12] * +Kitanali wonders if she should hand Lauren the baseball bat, or the squeaky bat.
[11:12] <+Miriam_office> say a big thank you for him again
[11:13] <+Lauren> hah.... i will... sometime when i'm not so irritated with him
[11:14] <+Lauren> he should have been up like 2 hours ago...i've tried to wake him up multiple times.. and i've expressed my irritation already -_-
[11:14] <+Indirik> I would imagine that, if you get creative, you can think of some ways that will surely wake him up
[11:15] * +Kitanali votes for throwing ice packs at him. :D
[11:15] <+Lauren> i've thought about throwing stuff at him.. but that seems somewhat uncharacteristic for me
[11:15] <+Miriam_office> water
[11:15] <+Miriam_office> :p
[11:15] <+Lauren> anyway... time to go get angry
[11:16] <+Miriam_office> dont be Lauren, is not worthy
[11:16] <+Indirik> Don't get angry, get sexy.
[11:16] <+Lauren> lol
[11:17] <+Lauren> it's not worth it, or he's not worth it XD

April 1st 2010

[00:28] <}Kai{> wait is that the real tom?
[00:28]	<}Kai{>	nah, can't be
[00:28]	<}Kai{>	it's april fools
[00:28]	<_Tom_>	No, never. I just pretend to be me on the Internet.

January 2010

* +Stabbity kicks the door in and hugtackles Lauren
* +Andrew^ averts his eyes from this awkward scene
* +Lauren is hugtackled
* +Andrew^ sits down on Lauren's sofa and watches television, eating her food.
* +Stabbity sprawls out on Lauren's bed
* +Andrew^ changes all the radio presets on lauren's stereo and car stereo.
* +Andrew^ leaves the fridge open
* +Stabbity leaves his dirty laundry all over the room
* +Andrew^ thinks its awkward that stabbity took his clothes off, but ignores this..
* +Stabbity doesn't wash his dishes
* +Stabbity clogs the sink
* +Andrew^ plays baseball in the house and breaks 2 lamps and a window
* +Lauren moves out
* +Andrew^ follows
* +Stabbity does too
* +Andrew^ hopes Justin put clothes on first
<+Stabbity> we're preparing you for college life Lauren
* +Lauren (~Lauren@99-28-15-122.lightspeed.iplsin.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Signed off)
<+Andrew^> She's not ready.

March 2010

March 18, 2010

[20:28] <Prat> I mean, what?
[20:28] <Prat> xD
[20:28] <Vita> haha
[20:29] <Vita> I think I'd prefer that to what you may not have originally mewant
[20:29] <Vita> if they are both jerking off, it at least means they are getting along.
[20:29] <Vita> despite the...awkwardness of the getting along.
[20:29] <Prat> Well you hope so :p
[20:29] <Prat> maybe getting along a little too well
[20:29] * Octavius has joined #battlemaster
[20:29] * Q sets mode: +v Octavius
[20:29] <Vita> well, what else would happen
[20:29] <Vita> masturbing towawrds each other?
[20:29] <Vita> to fight
[20:29] <Vita> "I'll cum on you before you cum on me!"
[20:30] <Prat> honestly if a cop pulls someone over and starts masturbating with them, i probably have even less confidence in that cop than if they're just jerks and wave their gun around or something
[20:30] <Prat> between waving their gun and waving their penis, i''ll take the gun
[20:30] <Vita> this is going to be quoteworthy an\drew
[20:30] <Prat> :p
[20:30] <Vita> and you['ll yet again want the topic to be open
[20:30] <Vita> but
[20:30] * Vita would rather take the penis.
[20:30] * Prat whines a little about not being able to put that in the topic
[20:31] <Octavius> clearly i chose the wrong time to join the channel
[20:31] <Octavius> bye
[20:31] <Vita> you could put it in Quotes, but I'll make damn sure its in context.
[20:31] <Octavius> :p
[20:31] * Octavius has quit IRC (Signed off�)
[20:31] <Vita> http://wiki.battlemaster.org/wiki/IRC/Quotes
[20:31] <Prat> I guess if its just waving around, I'd take the gun, but if it comes down to firing at me, I'd have to go with the penis, though only because its the lesser of the 2 evils

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