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==Quotes from #battlemaster @ quakenet==
 
==Quotes from #battlemaster @ quakenet==
===January 2009===
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=== July 20, 2010 ===
====January 20====
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<pre>[11:12] <+Lauren> time to go beat up my boyfriend
<pre>[12:50] <Jared_Artemesia> but in time the daimon breasts shall be mine
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[11:12] <+Kitanali> >.>
[12:50] <Delvin_at_Work> ...unless Prudent gets lightning bolted before you get the chance
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[11:12] * +Kitanali wonders if she should hand Lauren the baseball bat, or the squeaky bat.
[12:50] <Sacha> eh?
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[11:12] <+Miriam_office> say a big thank you for him again
[12:51] <Jared_Artemesia> that would just be cruel to deny Jared his daimon boobs
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[11:13] <+Lauren> hah.... i will... sometime when i'm not so irritated with him
[12:51] <Delvin_at_Work> I've informed Tom of the Daimon's player's belief that he has been appointed sole arbiter of who is allowed to live and who must die on Beluaterra
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[11:14] <+Lauren> he should have been up like 2 hours ago...i've tried to wake him up multiple times.. and i've expressed my irritation already -_-
[12:51] <Sacha> lol
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[11:14] <+Indirik> I would imagine that, if you get creative, you can think of some ways that will surely wake him up
[12:51] <ELV> hahaa
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[11:15] * +Kitanali votes for throwing ice packs at him. :D
[12:51] <ELV> nice delvin
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[11:15] <+Lauren> i've thought about throwing stuff at him.. but that seems somewhat uncharacteristic for me
[12:51] <Jared_Artemesia> doesn't delvin play prudent though?
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[11:15] <+Miriam_office> water
[12:51] * ELV cheers wildly
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[11:15] <+Miriam_office> :p
[12:51] <Delvin_at_Work> ah...no
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[11:15] <+Lauren> anyway... time to go get angry
[12:51] <ELV> I may join riombara JUST for that
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[11:16] <+Miriam_office> dont be Lauren, is not worthy
[12:51] <Delvin_at_Work> I play *Delvin*
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[11:16] <+Indirik> Don't get angry, get sexy.
[12:52] <Jared_Artemesia> huh
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[11:16] <+Lauren> lol
[12:52] <Jared_Artemesia> so who DOES play Prudent?
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[11:17] <+Lauren> it's not worth it, or he's not worth it XD</pre>
[12:52] <Jared_Artemesia> I thought it was you...?
 
[12:52] <Delvin_at_Work> the Daimons' player
 
[12:52] <Delvin_at_Work> nope
 
...
 
[12:58] <Thalathafn> you thought you were trying to touch timothy's boobs?</pre>
 
  
====January 16====
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===April 1st 2010===
<pre>[13:22] <Thalathafn> bye
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<pre>[00:28] <}Kai{> wait is that the real tom?
[13:22] * Ta|i waves
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[00:28] <}Kai{> nah, can't be
[13:22] * Ta|i has left #battlemaster
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[00:28] <}Kai{> it's april fools
[13:22] <ELV> bye
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[00:28] <_Tom_> No, never. I just pretend to be me on the Internet.</pre>
[13:22] <ELV> damn
 
[13:24] <Reilwin> ELV: you FAIL
 
[13:24] <ELV> :'(
 
[13:24] <ELV> you big bully!
 
[13:25] <Reilwin> o.O
 
[13:25] <Reilwin> I'm not a bully!
 
[13:25] <Reilwin> A really bully would do something like this:
 
[13:25] * Reilwin slaps ELV around a little bit with a large trout
 
[13:25] <Reilwin> oh, say
 
[13:25] <Reilwin> that was fun
 
[13:25] <A8mew> People and trouts.
 
[13:25] * Reilwin slaps ELV around a little bit with a large trout ...again!
 
[13:25] * Reilwin slaps ELV around a little bit with a large trout ...and again!
 
[13:26] * ELV fights the big bully
 
[13:26] <Reilwin> :P
 
[13:26] <A8mew> Ever think of using a mackerel?
 
[13:26] * ELV slaps Reilwin with an umbilical cord
 
[13:26] <Reilwin> oh, good idea
 
[13:27] * Reilwin slaps ELV around a little bit with a large mackerel
 
[13:27] * ELV strangles Reilwin with reilwin's umbilical cord
 
[13:27] <Reilwin> o.O
 
[13:27] * ELV shoves reilwin's placenta down his throat for good measure
 
[13:28] <Reilwin> O.o
 
[13:28] <Reilwin> My, violent, aren't we?
 
[13:28] <A8mew> That's... unique.
 
[13:28] * Reilwin wonders who is the bully here...
 
[13:28] <A8mew> I've ground people into jelly and marketed it as a cure for cancer,
 
but never have I tried strangulation by umbilical cord.
 
[13:29] <Reilwin> the victim's own umbilical cord, no less
 
[13:29] <Veritek> That takes some prior planning
 
[13:29] <Veritek> Long distance planning....
 
[13:29] <ELV> muahaha
 
[13:30] <Reilwin> Veritek: well, you can do it as soon as a baby's born...
 
[13:30] <Reilwin> hmm...wonder what that makes ELV
 
[13:30] <Reilwin> baby-killer?
 
[13:30] <Reilwin> hum
 
[13:30] <Veritek> Yeah, but that's not that impressive
 
[13:30] <Veritek> impressive is saving it until they're 45, then *then* doing it
 
...
 
[13:32] * Delvin_at_Work nudges Veritek and points at his jar</pre>
 
  
====January 14====
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===January 2010===
<pre><Lorgan> I just lost a whole letter due to misclicking :(
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<pre>* +Stabbity kicks the door in and hugtackles Lauren
* Aonui laughs.</pre>
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* +Andrew^ averts his eyes from this awkward scene
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* +Lauren is hugtackled
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* +Andrew^ sits down on Lauren's sofa and watches television, eating her food.
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* +Stabbity sprawls out on Lauren's bed
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* +Andrew^ changes all the radio presets on lauren's stereo and car stereo.
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* +Andrew^ leaves the fridge open
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* +Stabbity leaves his dirty laundry all over the room
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* +Andrew^ thinks its awkward that stabbity took his clothes off, but ignores this..
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* +Stabbity doesn't wash his dishes
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* +Stabbity clogs the sink
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* +Andrew^ plays baseball in the house and breaks 2 lamps and a window
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* +Lauren moves out
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* +Andrew^ follows
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* +Stabbity does too
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* +Andrew^ hopes Justin put clothes on first
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<+Stabbity> we're preparing you for college life Lauren
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* +Lauren (~Lauren@99-28-15-122.lightspeed.iplsin.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Signed off)
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<+Andrew^> She's not ready.</pre>
  
====January 13====
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===March 2010===
<pre>[12:52] <Von-Ulthuan> i did something very funny the other day
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<i>March 18, 2010</i>
[12:52] <Von-Ulthuan> we were out
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<pre>[20:28] <Prat> I mean, what?
...
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[20:28] <Prat> xD
[12:52] <Von-Ulthuan> and she touched my leg
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[20:28] <Vita> haha
[12:52] <Von-Ulthuan> and i screamed rape
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[20:29] <Vita> I think I'd prefer that to what you may not have originally mewant
[12:52] <Von-Ulthuan> ....
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[20:29] <Vita> if they are both jerking off, it at least means they are getting along.
[12:52] <ELV> haha
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[20:29] <Vita> despite the...awkwardness of the getting along.
[12:52] <Von-Ulthuan> then she's like shut up out of the corner of her mouth
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[20:29] <Prat> Well you hope so :p
[12:52] <DorianGray> lol
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[20:29] <Prat> maybe getting along a little too well
[12:53] <DorianGray> lol she hates you
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[20:29] * Octavius has joined #battlemaster
[12:53] <DorianGray> sorry
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[20:29] * Q sets mode: +v Octavius
[12:53] <Von-Ulthuan> and i'm like looking down and going ok ok whatever you say just don't hit me
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[20:29] <Vita> well, what else would happen
[12:53] <DorianGray> screaming rape is one of the fastest ways to turn a situation awkward
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[20:29] <Vita> masturbing towawrds each other?
[12:53] <Von-Ulthuan> yes but it was totally worth it
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[20:29] <Vita> to fight
[12:53] <Von-Ulthuan> :)
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[20:29] <Vita> "I'll cum on you before you cum on me!"
[12:53] <Sacha> the fastest way is to actually rape her
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[20:30] <Prat> honestly if a cop pulls someone over and starts masturbating with them, i probably have even less confidence in that cop than if they're just jerks and wave their gun around or something
[12:54] <DorianGray> +1 for sacha
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[20:30] <Prat> between waving their gun and waving their penis, i''ll take the gun
[12:54] <ELV> lol@sacha
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[20:30] <Vita> this is going to be quoteworthy an\drew
[12:54] <Von-Ulthuan> imagine that would be quite awekward
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[20:30] <Prat> :p
[12:54] <ELV> in fact, lmfao
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[20:30] <Vita> and you['ll yet again want the topic to be open
[12:54] <ELV> "wait...oops?"
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[20:30] <Vita> but
[12:54] <ELV> 'I meant to hug you!"
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[20:30] * Vita would rather take the penis.
...
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[20:30] * Prat whines a little about not being able to put that in the topic
[12:54] <DorianGray> "oh that just slipped right up in there didn't it?"
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[20:31] <Octavius> clearly i chose the wrong time to join the channel
[12:54] <Von-Ulthuan> "but i slipped</pre>
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[20:31] <Octavius> bye
 
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[20:31] <Vita> you could put it in Quotes, but I'll make damn sure its in context.
====January 4====
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[20:31] <Octavius> :p
<pre>[19:15] <+Sacha> Used during Medieval Times, the Pear of Anguish was
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[20:31] * Octavius has quit IRC (Signed off�)
an extremely painful device used to punish homosexuals, witches and
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[20:31] <Vita> http://wiki.battlemaster.org/wiki/IRC/Quotes
women accused of inducing a miscarriage.
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[20:31] <Prat> I guess if its just waving around, I'd take the gun, but if it comes down to firing at me, I'd have to go with the penis, though only because its the lesser of the 2 evils</pre>
The Pear of Anguish had the shape of a pear; As a handle was turned,
 
the spoon-shaped lobes opened; increasing pain.
 
Even though the Pear of Anguish was mostly used for oral punishments,
 
homosexuals had it fixed in their anus and women in their vagina.
 
Causing severe pain, after this torture was employed on the mouth;
 
the victim's teeth would get destroyed;
 
making blood pour out of the victim's mouth often causing death.
 
If introduced in the anus or vagina, death was a step away.
 
The Pear of Anguish was rarely washed, thus causing infections
 
very frequently. If the victim didn't die by an infection however,
 
he would die by other diseases caused by the severe damage of his
 
or her intestines.
 
[19:16] <Thalathafn> ouch
 
[19:16] <Thalathafn> they should really wash it
 
[19:17] <+Sacha> to make the torture more humane? :p
 
[19:17] <Thalathafn> especially if they are using it for both ends
 
[19:17] <+Sacha> im guessing that if theres an expanding pear up your ass,  
 
cleanliness is the least of your concern</pre>
 
  
 
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Latest revision as of 17:30, 20 July 2010

Quotes from #battlemaster @ quakenet

July 20, 2010

[11:12] <+Lauren> time to go beat up my boyfriend
[11:12] <+Kitanali> >.>
[11:12] * +Kitanali wonders if she should hand Lauren the baseball bat, or the squeaky bat.
[11:12] <+Miriam_office> say a big thank you for him again
[11:13] <+Lauren> hah.... i will... sometime when i'm not so irritated with him
[11:14] <+Lauren> he should have been up like 2 hours ago...i've tried to wake him up multiple times.. and i've expressed my irritation already -_-
[11:14] <+Indirik> I would imagine that, if you get creative, you can think of some ways that will surely wake him up
[11:15] * +Kitanali votes for throwing ice packs at him. :D
[11:15] <+Lauren> i've thought about throwing stuff at him.. but that seems somewhat uncharacteristic for me
[11:15] <+Miriam_office> water
[11:15] <+Miriam_office> :p
[11:15] <+Lauren> anyway... time to go get angry
[11:16] <+Miriam_office> dont be Lauren, is not worthy
[11:16] <+Indirik> Don't get angry, get sexy.
[11:16] <+Lauren> lol
[11:17] <+Lauren> it's not worth it, or he's not worth it XD

April 1st 2010

[00:28] <}Kai{> wait is that the real tom?
[00:28]	<}Kai{>	nah, can't be
[00:28]	<}Kai{>	it's april fools
[00:28]	<_Tom_>	No, never. I just pretend to be me on the Internet.

January 2010

* +Stabbity kicks the door in and hugtackles Lauren
* +Andrew^ averts his eyes from this awkward scene
* +Lauren is hugtackled
* +Andrew^ sits down on Lauren's sofa and watches television, eating her food.
* +Stabbity sprawls out on Lauren's bed
* +Andrew^ changes all the radio presets on lauren's stereo and car stereo.
* +Andrew^ leaves the fridge open
* +Stabbity leaves his dirty laundry all over the room
* +Andrew^ thinks its awkward that stabbity took his clothes off, but ignores this..
* +Stabbity doesn't wash his dishes
* +Stabbity clogs the sink
* +Andrew^ plays baseball in the house and breaks 2 lamps and a window
* +Lauren moves out
* +Andrew^ follows
* +Stabbity does too
* +Andrew^ hopes Justin put clothes on first
<+Stabbity> we're preparing you for college life Lauren
* +Lauren (~Lauren@99-28-15-122.lightspeed.iplsin.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Signed off)
<+Andrew^> She's not ready.

March 2010

March 18, 2010

[20:28] <Prat> I mean, what?
[20:28] <Prat> xD
[20:28] <Vita> haha
[20:29] <Vita> I think I'd prefer that to what you may not have originally mewant
[20:29] <Vita> if they are both jerking off, it at least means they are getting along.
[20:29] <Vita> despite the...awkwardness of the getting along.
[20:29] <Prat> Well you hope so :p
[20:29] <Prat> maybe getting along a little too well
[20:29] * Octavius has joined #battlemaster
[20:29] * Q sets mode: +v Octavius
[20:29] <Vita> well, what else would happen
[20:29] <Vita> masturbing towawrds each other?
[20:29] <Vita> to fight
[20:29] <Vita> "I'll cum on you before you cum on me!"
[20:30] <Prat> honestly if a cop pulls someone over and starts masturbating with them, i probably have even less confidence in that cop than if they're just jerks and wave their gun around or something
[20:30] <Prat> between waving their gun and waving their penis, i''ll take the gun
[20:30] <Vita> this is going to be quoteworthy an\drew
[20:30] <Prat> :p
[20:30] <Vita> and you['ll yet again want the topic to be open
[20:30] <Vita> but
[20:30] * Vita would rather take the penis.
[20:30] * Prat whines a little about not being able to put that in the topic
[20:31] <Octavius> clearly i chose the wrong time to join the channel
[20:31] <Octavius> bye
[20:31] <Vita> you could put it in Quotes, but I'll make damn sure its in context.
[20:31] <Octavius> :p
[20:31] * Octavius has quit IRC (Signed off�)
[20:31] <Vita> http://wiki.battlemaster.org/wiki/IRC/Quotes
[20:31] <Prat> I guess if its just waving around, I'd take the gun, but if it comes down to firing at me, I'd have to go with the penis, though only because its the lesser of the 2 evils

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