Caligan Courier/June'06

The Caligan Courier May '06

Price: Free to the SA N/A for the NA ------------------------ Printed In Domus--------------------------- Editors: Talless; Kamekaze

doombringer Resigns! (and some other stuff)

Just moments ago, High Marshall doombringer relented his title and the sword Paragon. The stress of being High Marshall and the responsibility it came with was just too much for the new High Marshall. He wishes sleep to return to him, and quite frankly, we cant blame him. It is a very tough job. He made us proud, and in the short time of his empowerment, Caligus has embraced victory on the fronts of Winkamus, Abadan and Supra. Thank you doombringer! You served us well!

In other news, The Mines of Isidril fell to the Ibbys today. They official surrendered as the sun set on the 8th. But not to worry, the army of Perdan should be coming to rid it of its filth that worship the "gods" Backstabber and Thief.

In more local news, we have successfully cleared Supra of the Yssarians that were infesting the region. Now if we could get a TO unit there before the swine regroup. I like it better when they're scattered :D.

Now for the domestic news, Aestus is now alcohol free. No more drunken idiots on the streets and no more beaten wives. Horraaaay! The baroness Talless (me) was givin three cheers before her departure to battle. Also, Cartors new furret attacked a debtor of Cartors. The man is currently in the hospital and investigations are underway. Some say Cartor "sicked" his furret upon the man, while others, as well as Cartor himself, claim it wasnt the little beast. So the end result shall be either Cartor and his Furret get fed to Fluffy, or the man who claims to have been attacked gets the same fate. Of course, with Cartor as the Judge, we are expecting a very fair trial. --Talless

Attack on Ubent

The last week has seen many attacks on Ubent. It started when the southern forces entered the Mines of Isadril and dipatching the small forces there started a take over. Later, leaving enough to continue the take over, the soldiers of the south moved northwards from the mines into Castle Ubent where doombringer (High Marshal) and Kamekaze (Marshal) were talking with leading members of the Ubentian military. Upon seeing the incoming enemies Kamekaze advised the High Marshal to head back while he would help defend the city. Doombringer remained behind showing the same resolve that Kamekaze had. The battle was lost as it was bound to be facing such a large force, leaving Kamekaze wounded and Doombringer inprisoned.

Another stroke of luck was that Perdan was already on its way to help Ubent liberate the mines. After a day of plundering in Ubent, the enemies saw the incoming Perdanese turned their eyes on the militia in Ar Mosul, fortunately, the militia managed to slaughter the invading forces who used archer opening formation, which, considering they have hardly any archers was quite idiotic. Meanwhile Perdan and Ubent reclaimed the castle and kicked out the southerners.

Further East, Yssaria was taking over Winkamus. Caligus moved out to stop this and we're happy to report that the battles in both Ar Mosul and Winkamus ended in victory for the SA. We are also happy to report that Kamekaze has recovered from his wounds and doombringer has escaped from prison (guards are easily bought) And were both on their way home when the battles took place. The only loose end yet to be tied is the mines. Though even if they are taken odds are Ubent will be able to retake their main source of income. --Kamekaze

Cartor and Vlad Reinstated, Kamekaze gets promoted and Glen resigns

High Marshal doombringer and Royal Treasurer Medium get themselves captured but are thankfully released in a prisoner exchange deal set up by Glen and Is Est. In Medium's absence Vlad regains his seat on all our gold. Later, Tramii also got captured allowing Cartor to be reinstated. Upon his appointment he named our very own Kamekaze as his Marshal.

Cartor and Kamekaze went out for drinks and Vlad came along later. By the end of the night, Cartor had to be carried home to face the wrath of his girlfriend Erica. During the course of the night, Baroness Talless was angered by the men's "uncourteous" behaviour and promptly ordered all alcohol in Aestus to be destroyed. Kamekaze immediately launched a smuggling program thanks to his contacts from when he himself was Baron of Aestus. Our prayers are with the brave men saving the sacred liquids from the purge of Talless. Full details of the night can be found in the special magazine found enclosed in this issue

Also we have a new judge!! Yes, Glen has resigned for a few months having secured a prisoner exchange programe. New reason to celebrate for Cartor however is still hammered from the previous evening.--Kamekaze