Avamar Times/Special Edition

THE AVAMAR TIMES

Head Editor: Sir Lalakis
Reporter: Tzoutzoukos
Cartoonist: Sir Amraedil the Bard
Special Thanks to: All Avamarians and Oligarchian Brothers

Issue: SPECIAL Edition (March)

Monthly Subscriptions:
   Oligarch and Former P.R of Avamar: 1 Gold Piece
   Rest of East Continent's Realms: 5 Gold Pieces
   Other Continents: Varies

   SPECIAL OFFER: FREE TICKETS for all Sirionites, Fontanese and Old Rancaguans wishing to watch the
 great Theatrical Success "The Great Doctator" now on stage in Oligacrh City! Contact our Newspaper
 to claim your tickets NOW! 

Smallprint: All those that claim free tickets are obliged to take part in the play in any role assigned to them by the script writers and in accordance to their wishes only. If they don't bring their own cages and chains they are subject to rental fees for the necessary equipment. Minor wounds, scars, bruises, cuts and other small injuries suffered during the play are to be expected and no refund or compensation might be claimed.

The Great DocTator is Back on Stage!

City of Oligarch, January

After some months of inactivity the performers from the People's Republic of Avamar are back on stage!

After the disturbing events that took place during the last months and concluded to the fall of the Cultural Capital of the East Continent, the biggest theatrical play of our era now continues with the same success in Oligarch!

Our cartoonist has kindly agreed to offer his strips taken from the play. In addition to his sketches in this Special Issue of Avamar Times you can find copies of the original posters published during the first acts of the play.

Dear Readers,

ENJOY!

Doccy and Alexi the Paranoid share the continent while Fuinir hungrily watches. During their business meal though, they have some difficulties to share the food...
(Scene from ACT THREE: Superiority of the Avamarian Nobility).

The Opening

Doccy's speech shakes the Continent Each play begins with a perfect impersonator of Doc, immitating one of his flaming speeches that nobody can actually understand! It is worth mentioned though, that the actor resembles Doc so much, that every time he first appears on stage, the weak-hearted from the audience leave the hall screaming, being persuaded that the actual Doc has just invaded and took control of the theatre! Doccy speaks and the East Continent trembles in awe! (Opening scene from The Great Doctator) Notice the starnge elven devices that surrounds Doc. Nobody has understood what their real function is. However many theories have been proposed the most popular among them descripes this futuristic phallic equipment as something radiating magic, directly connected with Doccy's desire to be heard as a sane, honest and trustful person. Dr. Freaud argues that the devices have something to do with his childhood, the way he was raised by his mother and the deep hatred for his father.

A peaceful -and laughable- invasion

The Great Doctator finally visits Oligarch! After countless requests of our readers we decided to publish this special issue dedicated to our always inspirational Doccy. Moreover we sponsor "The Great Doctator" in Oligarch's City Theatre and we offer to our readers the official poster of this long awaited event. Additionally, an open exhibition at the flea market of Oligarch is held alongside the theatrical play. Old and new posters of the Great Doctator can be found there at affordable prices. Most importantly, the revenue will be fully spent to finance the army of Oligarch in order to punish real Doccy&Co. and push them back to their hell-holes. Doccy's Collection The official Poster of the Exhibition One of the first "Great Doctator" posters ever released

Collective Items for Sale!

Flea Market with Doccy's Posters

Annotation

A Briefing on the Political Situation in the People's Republic of Avamar