The Fronen Commentator/Edition:5

Price: Free ----- Printed In Fronepu, ----- Editors: The nobles of Fronen ----- April '07 ----- PLEASE NOTE: The Fronen Commentator is for opinions and propaganda. The Face of Fronen does not have that bias. If you'd like a neutral point of view please look there. This newspaper doesn't represent the Fronen Government and is completely created by Fronenian nobles with their own opinions.

Turnover in Fwuvoghor

In the past week, the Republic of Fwuvoghor has gone through a Civil War, between the Republicans and Monarchists. Retravic, wife of Irombrozian Rebel leader Hiereshmont Vellos, and former Fwuvoghoran Prime Minister called for a rebellion against the newly elected Prime Minister Widfara Exiled. Retravic points out that Widfara does not embody what the Republic was originally meant to be, and has destroyed the RoF alliance with Enweil. Retravic also claimed that Widfara was secretly an undead zombie in disguise. After days of fighting, Retravic took over control of Fwuvoghor, ended the peace process Widfara had started, and reformed Fwuvoghor into a monarchy. Calling it the "Monarchical Republic of Fwuvoghor."

Now I have a few points to make about this. First, the term Monarchical Republic is an oxymoron. The proper name of the new Fwuvoghor should be the QoF, Queendom of Fwuvoghor.

Second, anyone who thinks undead have the intelligence or inclination to disguise themselves is clearly not right in the head. Only the Lich King would be willing and able to disguise themselves.

Third, it should be noted that while Widfara did plan to end the alliance with Enweil and Irombrozia. He was going to gain an alliance with over 5 ECA member states. In fact, when Retravic was first elected, she dissolved existing alliances as well, severing connections with Fronen and Riombara. If RoF wishes to gain friends, land, and money the logical thing to do is rejoin the ECA.

From my point of view the success of this rebellion will only lead to a longer, bloodier war that could have ended by now.

Written by Alexius DeSyrr on April 3