Atamara Independent/Issue 8
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Issue 8 | |
NEWS FLASH!!!
JOINING UNDERGROUND IN TYRANNICAL REALM
"JUST TO LOOK AROUND" DISCOVERED TO BE
'NOT A GOOD IDEA'
Dateline - Shadovar Lady Katayanna and the Bloodstone/Dragonshire/Whatevertheyaretoday colonists learned a hard lesson in realism today when said Lady discovered that joining a group of people whose only purposes are 1)to discuss why they hate the current Dictatorship, and 2)to raise support for driving said Dictator from power and possibly hanging him from a nearby tree, are "not a good idea".
Little is known about this Lady Katayanna other than she 1) seems to have recently come from one of those "modern" islands where Free Speech has become popular, and 2) has not yet quite grasped the concept of "serious medieval atmosphere".
Let this paper set the matter straight for her. One does not "discuss" the possible faults of one's absolute monarch, nor does one join groups of like-minded individuals out of simple curiousity, and expect to get off with just a slap on the wrist.
To the colonists: Do not expect to bring a group of people to my house to weed the garden, then have one of your members steal my wallet, and think that I will look the other way. This is an SMA island. The "Ooh! Shiney button! Must press!" approach does not work here.
