Uceek Family/Evangeline/knights
Letter from Augustus
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Augustus watched the scene and frwoned as Evangeline gave the order to have her tent replaced. Silently he approached, the soldier she ad krdered to replace the tent,"Hello, thats a nice tent, but not good enough for evangeline, it didn't have enough ventilation holes and the ones it did have were too small. Take care of that would you." he whispered to the soldier as he slipped him a shiny new sword. He smiled as the soldier began cutting holes in the sides of Evangeline's spare tents. All according to plan(Evil background music). Augustus looked around after he heard the strange music, damn learchus must be practicing on his organ again.
Letter from Augustus
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By the way, trees are out, holes are in.(I also have a bunch of shovels so a tunnel isn't out of the question either.)
Letter from Atticus
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On the road to Troyes:
Atticus was sitting in the wagon, the rain pittering off the cloth roof. He was flipping through the latest bunch of letters.
' Now what the hell is with this.... Evang... Evangaline.... ' Atticus was clearly struggling with the word . ' And what the hell is with people who have weird names? '. His scribe leaned over his shoulder and handed him a picture of an attractive young women. ' That's her, sire. ' Atticus whistled. ' Oh, I get it now. ' ' And she's in the senate too! ' ' Driver, on the double, we HAVE to meet this lady!! ' ' I hear she swings one hell of a sword! ' The scribe was talking to both the driver and Atticus when he let out a real raunchy one: ' I wonder if she likes a big ' unit ', or how long they keep it ' in the field '.! ' He let out a positively coarse laugh. The driver and atticus, at the same time, hauled him through the side of the cloth wall on the wagon. He landed in the mud, and sat there moping. He would hop on another wagon soon.
' I bet she prefers a big unit! ' Atticus said as he drove away from the driver.
Roleplay from Maelg
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Maelg, who was following behind Atticus' unit sees the scribe sitting in the mud, gives him a boot in the ribs.
"Keep your 'unit' away from my wife, or you'll find it halved down the middle"
As each member of Maelgs unit passes the scribe they slap him or jeer at him, making his humiliation complete.
Letter from Atticus
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Atticus turns around and watches the scribe get beaten silly by Maelg. ' Jesus christ, I hope he didn't hear me!! Hurry up driver, he's coming for you next! '
The driver burned it.
Letter from Atticus
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Atticus folded up the letter like a paper.... bird, and threw it up in the air. He stood up and over the roof, and watched it hit Maelg square in the eye.
Sir Maelg, If she really is your wife, why do you take all this crap from other nobles?
' Driver, Slow down. I think he'll want to throw one back. '.
Roleplay from Maelg
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Maelg reads the letter from atticus with one watery eye.
"Breck, write this."
"Because she can hold her own, but I like to step in every now and then"
"Right give it to me"
Maelg searches the ground and finds a rock that has strangely been painted gold, wraps the letter around it and hurls it at the back of Atticus' head, which connects with a satisying 'thud'.
Roleplay from Augustus
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Seeing the contents of the letter, Augustus turned his attention away from the hole in Evangeline's tent. "Alright men, we'll have to leave in about an hour before Maelg arrives." "Um sir, maybe you should keep your voice down." "Why would I do that learchus?" "Because sir, that isn't a hole in the tent that's the tent's door!" Looking closer he realised his scribe was right and that Evangeline was staring right back at him. As he ran away from the tent, he also realised that she was extremely good at throwing spears,the hard way.
