Talk:Atamara Independent/Issue 5
LEDDERS TA DA EDIDORS
Edidors keep da right ta delete anyt'in' we t'ink ain't da least bit interestin' ta da majority a da readers.
MOAR NEWZ PLZ! You should cover Dwilight as well. It's begging for the kind of journalistic fervor presented by the Atamara Independent! --Il Duce 10:07, 29 April 2008 (CEST)
Eds - Check the previous Exclusive Interview issue. More on Dwilight as the news develops - you don't expect us to just make stuff up, do you?
Bah, it's a pity such a colourless and decrepit realm as modern day Giblot has felled Outer Tilog. I thought I'd put an end to such nonsensical delusions of grandeur when I overthrew Thanatos and saved Outer Tilog back in Jan '06 --Revan 13:03, 29 April 2008 (CEST)
Eds - Ja, okay, well - I'm t'inkin' ya didn't.
Letter from Ares Audax Sarmiento (3 days, 18 hours ago)
Eh, Sir Morbid,
I have no need to join yer prim and proper society. You with your fancy pants and puffy hair. Yet coin, yea, coin is always accepted. Will you make my trip worth while? I am at perhaps a day's journey, fast as my feet can carry me, should you pay them well...
Ares Audax (Freeman)
Public Execution (1 day, 3 hours ago) The commoner Ares Audax of Enweil was executed in Fwuvoghor earlier today.
Report from Jean II De La Fere (1 day, 3 hours ago) Message sent to everyone in your realm (16 recipients) Public announcment from the office of the Adjudicator:
A commoner Ares Audax was sentenced to death yesterday by Adjudicator De La Fere. The punishment was given today. The reason was insulting the Premier.
Head Scribe of the Adjudicator, Benjamin Feyen,
Sir Jean II De La Fere
Adjudicator of Republic of Fwuvoghor
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Paper saying something about leniency...? Ceorl 10:51, 1 May 2008 (CEST)
Eds - Are you saying, Sir, that one death among a people that breed at a rate that makes rats jealous is going to affect a sea change in their behavior? Come back to me when you've slaughtered 100.
