Republican/Mar,07/Banter Chanter

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Editors: Mordred Le-Fay, Peleus Aeolus 		Those who read shall discover Edition: March


Founder: Beowulf Kronos



RNPPM.jpg Banter Chanter



Republican Mini.png Trader of Doom Strikes Again!
Today Apothes, Minister of Finances for the Republic of Fronen, tried his lying, thieving, swindling treacheries on our government again. The "peace trader" as Fronen wishes to refer to him, was seized by Fwuvoghorian guards when they caught him stealing from us on the black market. This message was sent to the judge of Fwuvoghor " Black Market catch

Apothes, Minister of Finances of Fronen was captured in Fwuvoghor when he engaged in illegal trading activities with local criminals.", it all seems so familiar. Fronen believes that I have a grudge and so called "bitterness" against their republic. But it seems things are not as Fronen would like them to be. Statistically Fronen produces 3.2K bushels of food each 7 day week, they have a supply of 180 bushels. Of all the realms to steal from (not that they need to) why Fwuvoghor? Hate, detest, despise, all of those words come to mind, oh yes and one more, lame (but thats another story for another day). The only reason a realm in Fronen's position would ever stoop so low is to get an upper hand on a deadlocked opponent, thus defeating them. But unless I am missing something we arnt all that "scary", therefore Fronen is working purely for spite. We blockade our city, you steal our food, sure why not. But I suppose I cant really point fingers at Fronen (yet), Apothes could be taking things into his own hands...God save us! As someone I knew personally I wouldn't go as far as to say "stupid", but maybe not all there. Of course this could be the result of to much liquor, rejection from his childhood father, or of course the classic "he just wasn't born right." We really will never know, but as a repeat offender, Apothes take warn.

  • The views expressed in this article are not to be taken as "word for word fact" yes some is true, other is interpretation. Nothing here is made up from thin air, and if you don't like you are reading or feel it is too biased we would rather you dont read this newspaper (you cant handle it), good day

Beowulf Kronos, March 6th.
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