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Roleplay from Davendrall

-Five minutes later- Davendrall and Anneliese stood back to look at their art. Davendrall nodded with satisfaction. "Very pretty. You'll do very well." Elonias was now wearing a purple dress, with matching purple ribbons in his hair, and his face was covered in make up. "The beauty contest will be starting soon so we should get going." Davendrall grinned evilly

Roleplay from Elonias

Elonias dress fluttered lightly by a mysterious breeze as he turned to face them, the ribbons in his hair followed his movement as looked embarrassedly at the two ladies in front of him "You, do you realize what you've done?" He said, his voice wavering as his eyes teared up. "A dress cannot contain my pure amount of manliness!" he claimed as he brought his arms up to his chest and looked straight at them as he shook his head "This is a serious offense that I will not stand for!" He then tilted his head a bit as he asked "And what beauty contest?"

Roleplay from Davendrall

"Miss Wheat grower of the year. Oh and I almost forgot. Take these." Davendrall took a pair of melons from somewhere in the tent and handed them to Elonias.

Roleplay from Elonias

He stared at the melons in his arms before he looked back at the grinning women who had given them to him "I have my suspicions on what you expect me to do with these, but I have no intention at all of either doing that, or leaving this tent." he told her, still with tears in his eyes.

Roleplay from Davendrall

"Oh come now Elonia. Don't mess up your make up" She said handing him a tissue "And we can do this the hard way, or the easy way. Now put those melons where they belong!"

Roleplay from Elonias

"Why on earth would you think that I would do that?" he asked as he yet again tried to find a way out of the tent, before he realized he was in a dress, again. "And why do you call me Elonia?" Although he did stop as he said "Though I have to say it's better than cookie man..."

Roleplay from Anneliese

"Why on earth would you think that I would do that?" Anneliese had been watching with amusement, too busy trying not to laugh to say anything. Now, however, she felt she should intervene. "May I point out to you that there a great many things we could do to you that are much, much more painful," She placed a hand on his shoulder and grinned, as if relishing the thought of doing any of those things, "and it wouldn't even be visible to anyone else, hidden behind that dress of yours."

Roleplay from Elonias

"B..But lady Anneliese!" He said a bit frightened before he shook his head "There is a limit to how much one can try deny my manly spirit!" reaching up towards his head, he ran his fingers across his ribbon as he sighed "You cannot contain a lion within a sheep's clothing, it's just not possible for me to wear womens clothing, much less go to a beauty contest. My testosterone would leak out too much!" he said towards her before he tried to hand back the melons "Besides, these things are as big as my head, that's not possible really!"

Roleplay from Davendrall

"I think you should probably tie up his legs as well so he can't run away. We'll have to untie his legs for the beauty contest...but for now. And while you do that...i'll put these melons in place." Davendrall readied the melons and stepped forward.

Roleplay from Anneliese

Anneliese raised an eyebrow, "Your manly spirit?" A sudden fit of laughter struck her, then subsided as Davendrall mentioned something about tying his legs. "Oh! That's right. I was supposed to tie his hands, but I forgot. I was too busy admiring this... beauty." She grinned, "So I think I shall do that now." Taking the rope she had dropped, she began to tie his hands, then his legs so he could not move - or move very far, anyway, without falling over.

Roleplay from Elonias

"You two are really mean." He stated as his hands and legs were tied, pouting slightly as he looked down to the floor, with tears in his eyes on the verge of falling. "I'm not going to give you any more cookies, or cakes for that matter, lady Davendrall."

Roleplay from Davendrall

"I can always steal them. Now...lets get you to that beauty contest!" Davendrall took one of his arms and pulled him forward, forcing him to hop out of the tent.

Roleplay from Anneliese

Anneliese took another of his arms, so between them, they were almost dragging him. "We're not going to do this the whole way, are we? Not only will it be suspicious, it might get a bit tiring."

Roleplay from Elonias

"...Not only will it be suspicious, it might get a bit tiring." "Not to mention embarrassing!" Elonias all but cried out as they dragged him out of the tent, now openly crying from fear and embarrassment "Please just let me go!"

Roleplay from Anneliese

"Awww! Look at 'im cry! How cute!" She used her free arm to pinch his cheek, "Don't worry, Elonia, I'm sure you'll win! You needn't get stage fright!"

Roleplay from Elonias

"Oow! that huurts!" he cried out as she pinched his cheek, shaking his head to make her let go "And I have a fear of standing in front of crowds! especially while some people have dressed me as a woman and shoved melons into a dress I'm wearing in order to force me into a... a beauty contest of all things!" was what he said as he struggled against the women, crying all along the way "There is no way they will even accept me! Surely they will see that I am a man!"

Roleplay from Davendrall

"Aww!" Davendrall pinched his other cheek, "You'll do just fine." "Oi!" Davendrall called to one of the servants as they exited the tent "Go hire us a carriage." "There is already one here ma'am." "There is? Well thats convenient" Davendrall and Anneliese led Elonias to the road where there was indeed a carriage waiting "'ello ma'am, welcome ta Slasher Taxies Incorporated. 'ow can we be of assistance?" Davendrall squinted "Mick?" "'ello ma'am, where be I taking you?" "You own a taxi service?" Davendrall shook her head. "To the beauty contest!" "Alright ma'am get yerself in the carriage we'll see where we can go." "But I just told you were to go!" "Like I was listening! Now ya gettin in the carriage or not?" Davendrall pushed Elonias into the opened carriage in front of her "In you go." "Oh its a kidnapping is? Well that'll cost a little extra I think." Davendrall glared. "Only doing me business ma'am. Gotta make money somehow." "Your a knight of a city!" Mick shifted his eyes from side to side "Just get in!" Davendrall held the door open for Anneliese to get in.

For the next part to the thrilling Adventures of One Drunk and her Rabbit read Chapter 6