| Letter from Anneliese
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| Smeagenwulf,
O great god of Mustard,
...how much for your art?
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| Letter from Smeagenwulf
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| Anneliese my dear disciple! I shall part with my cherished paintings for no less than three gallons of mustard a piece.
Otherwise, they stay in the Dave Museum I am mainlining in my tent.
You are a collector, I presume? an admirer of true art? I don't sell my pieces to riff raff you know.
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| Letter from Davendrall
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| Dave museum? What the hell...
You people are crazy!
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| Letter from Anneliese
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| Why, that's the BEST use for a museum!
So how many paintings do you have in total, Smeagenwulf? I surely cannot afford to buy them all, but it'd be nice to know.
And I am indeed a collector! I have several pictures of Davendrall with her pants down, and picture of her fluffy-bunny underwear, but none of them with her in that fight.
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| Letter from Anneliese
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| Oh, and what time is the Dave Museum open? I think I might stop by there sometimes myself, first, before buying anything. And if you like, I can post word of the Dave museum in the newsrag! So other art connoisseurs can see your fabulous work.
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| Letter from Smeagenwulf
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| The Dave Museum opens at sunset, closing at midnight, and features forty two distinct depictions of Davedrall. Fifteen of those are part of the set I call 'The Brawler' which depicts the duel with Xaphan. Another set called 'from below' features lady Drallendave in different stages of undress from a lowered prespecitve- the last two of which are unfinished sketches of her in a murderous rage... this when she found my hired sketch artist hiding under her bed.
May the gods have mercy on his soul.
I would certainly appreciate the publicity of the museum. As a collector I'll even let you display some of your own pictures for a commission if you'd like.
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| Letter from Davendrall
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| I can come right?
readies torch
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| Letter from Smeagenwulf
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| I am sorry all manner of Daves and Dralls are forbidden from entering the museum.
It's part of the 'Keep Smeag in One Piece' company policy.
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| Letter from Davendrall
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| So you'll try to stop me will you?
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| Letter from Smeagenwulf
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| There is a man I know. A man I trust.
This man is in possession of some of the... shall we say, more 'delicate' pictures I own. Ones I could not even put in the museum.
I send this man a signal every five hours.
If he doesn't hear from me for more than a day, he will release these pictures to the press.
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| Letter from Davendrall
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| I am the press! Apart from Xaphan...and Anneliese...but Xaphans a squirrel and Anneliese works for me!
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| Letter from Xaphan
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| The Asgard Informer the only piece of illiterate "noos" you could ever need.
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| Letter from Davendrall
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| Dont make me burn that too!
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| Letter from Xaphan
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| Please, feel free to burn your underwear.
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| Letter from Smeagenwulf
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| I'll take pictures.
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| Letter from Davendrall
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| You write your newspaper on my underwear? I was wondering where that went...I always thought it was Anneliese
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| Letter from Anneliese
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| Unlike some people, I don't steal items of clothing.
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| Letter from Davendrall
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| I have no idea what your talking about Hides the box of Anneliese's clothes
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| Letter from Anneliese
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| I am referring to the fact I am missing several pieces of my clothing, and I know for sure that you have at least one boot, one sock and a one pair of pants that belong to me. I assume the others have been stolen by the same person.
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| Letter from Davendrall
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| You have no proof!
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| Letter from Anneliese
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| I have proof in that I am missing several articles of clothing, and I saw you take at least three things of mine. Since you're an 'assassin' it wouldn't surprise me that you'd stoop to thievery.
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| Letter from Xaphan
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| Annelise, are you sure you did not just take the clothes of and then forget which L'estoner's house you left them in? Happens to me all the time with my capes.
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| Letter from Anneliese
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| Several items have gone missing that would not be taken off in anywhere except my tent... or my estate.
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| Letter from Xaphan
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| And in the bed of say... Davendrall? Or the haddock king? Or that skimpy leather clad royal justiciar?
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| Letter from Anneliese
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| Actually, I don't think that judge likes m- wait, what?! Are you implying what I think you're implying?!
XAPHAN VANIMEDLE, GET YOUR FURRY LITTLE BUTT OVER HERE SO I CAN KICK IT!
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| Letter from Anneliese
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| ...And for the record, I don't get into any situations which require the removal of those particular articles of clothing. Not even with Davendrall.
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| Letter from Xaphan
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| I can only assume that Dave doesn't mind you being clothed, during, or he gets naked enough for the both of you.
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| Letter from Anneliese
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| I don't do... whatever it is you are implying with her, with or without clothing.
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| Letter from Anneliese
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| Besides, you're a squirrel. You shouldn't know anything about human... relations. Unless you're sneaking under beds and peaking in windows...
Wait!
I know why you're asking some many questions about this particular subject... because you have done nothing of this particular subject as of late!
I guess squirrel women don't like bald heads...
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| Letter from Xaphan
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| Bald? Bald?!
You have grievously insulted me this day, Taran-womanfolk, you have made yourself a powerful enemy, the Squirrels, who are a dangerous foe, in more ways than one, and less ways than a plural digit of numbers.
I guess you could say, the maths is on our side!
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| Letter from Anneliese
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| Strange how pointing out your big bald head gets you so angry. Somebody's a little sensitive, aren't we?
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| Letter from Xaphan
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| I'll take my sensitivity upside your head if you don't behave.
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| Letter from Anneliese
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| You're bald. Bald. Bald. Bald. Bald-Bald-Bald Bald-Baaaaaaaald!
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For the next part to the thrilling Adventures of One Drunk and her Rabbit read Chapter 3
