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An assassin and a duel - Chapter 1

Letter from Xaphan the Squirrel

All men have tails, or at least, all men Squirrels, who are real men, speaking of which Dave, where is your tail?

Letter from Davendrall

I do not have a tail! I am not an animal nor a man. I would prove it to you...but I strip for no animal. I fear for my innocence after that Hare attacked my leg...

Letter from Scherzer

Dave is a female? How come? This must be wrong, I think your parents lied to you Dave.

Letter from Xaphan the Squirrel

Unless Dave had a plumbing accident... I don't see how he is a she.

Letter from Davendrall

You lie! You all lie! And I think I know more about my own organs than you lot do! And my name is not Dave!

Letter from Anneliese

Don't make fun of her guys, it must be hard being a woman named after a man...

Letter from Davendrall

See! She says im female! And she's seen me with less clothes on than you lot have!

Letter from Xaphan the Squirrel

I say Dave'n'Drall proves he's a man, to stop everyone saying he's a woman. Oh, and I have some plumbing that needs fixing, if you'd believe it, I seem to have a sprung a fire.

Letter from Davendrall

How can I prove I am a man when I am not a man? My name is not Dave. I am not male. And I am not a damn plummer! Also...plumbers don't fix fire leaks...but i'm not a plumber so I wouldn't know

Letter from Xaphan the Squirrel

My god what is it with you people Dave.

Challenged to a duel

Sir Xaphan Vanimedle', Marshal of the Blood Crazed Norland Loyalists has challenged you to a duel of honour till surrender. You have 3 days to answer the challenge. In order to resolve the duel, both of you have to be in the same region. His challenge was accompanied by these words: Show us your womanly parts! ... I mean... Your manly parts! No.. that sounds weird too...Show us your sword!

For the next part to the thrilling Adventures of One Drunk and her Rabbit read Chapter 2