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Davendrall and Anneliese show the newcomer Sir Charion the ropes - Chapter 4

Roleplay from Davendrall

Davendrall came to the North Gates of Barad Lacirith with her caravan, and Anneliese sneakily disguised as a guard "Let me do the talking, im good at this kinda thing" Davendrall whispered "Halt!" A gate guard said "In the name of the king we are obliged to check your caravan" "Why of course! I have nothing to hide. Nothing suspicious here at all, I am just a simple noble girl visiting the market to sell my pigeons, nothing suspicious at all. And this is my equally unsuspicious guard, Rabbita, we have nothing to hide at all, there really is no point in you checking the caravan, there is nothing in there but pigeons, cookies and some simple, legal wine...honest" The guard looked at Davendrall then Anneliese suspiciously and slightly confused. Davendrall returned the look with her best innocent face "Nevertheless, we must take a look ma'am" He said going over to the caravan to look in, Davendrall stepped closely behind him Inside were several boxes of cookies, a crate of wine, many cages of very loud pigeons...and a suspiciously large pigeon who looked more like a tied up and gagged man covered in honey and feathers. He struggled and shouted something which was muffled by his gag "Is that a man?" The guard said suprised, turning to Davendrall for explenation "No! What a peculiar accusation! Men don't have feathers! Have you no knowledge of the human anatomy in any way shape or form man!" "It looks like a man whos been covered in honey and feathers to me" "Nonscence! Who would do such a thing?" Davendrall said nerviously looking guiltily to Anneliese "I am afraid I will have to confiscate this pigeon for further investigation" "Oh I see! You just want my giant pigeon don't you? Hmm? Just cause he will win the giantist pigeon award. Your just trying to steal it and claim the price yourself" "No i'm not! That is clearly not a pigeon! It's a man you maliciously covered in honey and feathers. Your under arrest" "Oh for goodness sake! Not again! What is it with you people and trying to arrest me. Hey look over there a male nudist!" Davendrall pointed behind the man The guard turned around quickly to see what was pointing at "Ahahaha! Gay!" Davendrall shouted, before hitting him on the head with a burnt cookie, knocking him out, then pushing him in the caravan "Come on then Anne, lets get to the main square before people start turning up and anyone notices the absence of the guard. You know, I feel kinda mean. We were invited to a young, unexperienced mans home to help him, then we got him drunk, stole his cookies and wine, stripped him to his underwear, covered him in honey and feathers, claimed he was a pigeon, and now we are tying him to a post in the main square for display. No I'm lying, I feel no guilt at all, he did after all, ask us to show him the ropes!"

Roleplay from Amcastra

Amcastra was up and about early in the morning, preparing to set off to the Tournament held in York. As he wrote letters passing command to his SiC, he observed a strange pair and with really loud caravan cart rolling the street in the wee hours. Normally, merchants don't arrive this early and usually appear later and they did looked really suspicious with a badly dressed guard and cloaked figure. Alarm bells rang off in his head as he wondered, who were they? Saboteurs? Spies? He quickly finish dictating his messages and sent the messengers out. He was soon walking in the streets of Barad Lacirith and approached the suspicious people, "Hail, strangers." He said in a polite tone. "What bring you here so early in the morning?"

Roleplay from Davendrall

"What? Us? Oh...hi...we are simple, innocent nobles of Eston wishing to sell my pride pigeons at the market later today...I have some personal business to attend to first though" Davendrall replied looking rather awkward.

Roleplay from Amcastra

"Oh." Amcastra said, realized that they were indeed two noble ladies of Eston, his suspicion fading away, but then noted something odd. "But, why is lady Anneliese dressed up as a lowly guard?" his confusion visible.

Roleplay from Charion

Charion woke up confused and highly disturbed by his current state which was at least...weird and very disturbing but couldn't do a thing. When the guard checked the goods he tried to say something but nothing came out. Now he heard someone else nearby and started trying to scream with all his strength, what came out however was a deafened and kinda faint sound of a gagged human.

Roleplay from Davendrall

"Erm...well...of course there is a reasonable explanation for this...which is...erm...well I left all my men behind because I intend to go to the tournament straight from here, and the caravan is obviously more prone to attack if people see two young noble women who look defenseless...not that we are...with no guards, and we would rather not have a fight...it might frighten my pigeons...so you see...a perfectly acceptable explanation...now if you don't mind, my business is urgent and we must get moving" Davendrall hastily walked past the noble, followed by Anneliese and the caravan. When moving off Davendrall spoke quietly to Anneliese "I think when the main square becomes busy and there will be a crowd around Charion, we should convince him he was hallucinating, and we couldn't stop him, and he crashed into a crate of honey I had with me...then went to his bedroom and started ripping up pillows, then ran, deranged, all through the night, and we only just caught up with him and everything was an hallucination...or something."

Roleplay from Anneliese

"Er... yes." Anne said, agreeing with Davendrall. "Really, this disguise was her idea. I would much rather fight whatever unfortunate bastard that chose to pick a fight with us, but she's got her pigeons to think of." She rolled her eyes, and then leaned close to the marshall, whispering, "Don't tell 'er, but I plan to let my hawk loose on the pigeons when she's not looking." She grinned once, then walked on after Davendrall. The smell of wine, the dilated pupils and the slight slur in her words gave away the fact that she had been drinking heavily. This was not unusual for a Norlander, but a little unusual for Anneliese - she rarely went out in public like this. "Will that be before or after we tie him up? If it's after... how do we explain how he got tied up? That we had to restrain him for his own good?"

Roleplay from Amcastra

Amcastra had his eyebrows raised throughout the explanation from the two ladies, but in the end he merely sighed and let them pass. It didn't seem they were going to about to hurt people and he had no time for minor mischief. Anyways, he had to get going as well! "Very well, Farewell ladies." As the caravan pass, he could of sworn he heard some man was in it, but waved it off, he had to hurry and get his horse mounted.

Roleplay from Davendrall

"After...we need to tie him up to restrain him...and I plan to just push through the crowds and look as if we have just arrived and was looking for him" Davendrall said to Anneliese as the approached the main square

Roleplay from Anneliese

"Works for me. I suppose we'll have to say some... malicious person," She grinned, "must've took of advantage of him and tied him to a post."

For the next part to the thrilling Adventures of One Drunk and her Rabbit read Chapter 5