Muninn Newsrag/Adventures of one Drunk and her Rabbit/RP1Ch1

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It all begins with some wine, some kidnapping and a squirrel - Chapter 1

Letter from Xaphan the Squirrel
Cute Cookie Infantry

The moment I read it, I knew there was only one person who would lead that unit... Madog I'm looking at you.

Letter from Davendrall
Hey! Thats my unit!
Letter from Xaphan the Squirrel
It's so ... effeminately cute, it's gotta be Madog.
Letter from Davendrall
I refuse to be mistaken for Madog! Xaphan, as my pet, you will behave or I will flick water at you, and if that doesn't work, you will be shut in the kitchen!
Letter from Xaphan the Squirrel
I'm not your Mr Snuggums!
Letter from Davendrall
Lies! All lies! You are my Mr Snuggles and you will admit to it! One day you will admit to it!
Letter from Xaphan the Squirrel
Well maybe If you took this damn lead off me I might be a little friendlier, I am not a dog!
Letter from Davendrall
No, you are a squirrel, which means your a lot cuter. And if I take you off the leash you'll run away or bite me!
Letter from Xaphan the Squirrel
Which is no more than you deserve!

For the next part to the thrilling Adventures of One Drunk and her Rabbit read Chapter 2