Ironsides Family/Bowie/Raivanlands
| Outpost of the Raivanlands | |
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| Ruling Council | |
| Other Inadequate Members | |
| Realm Statistics | |
| Government Type Capital Regions Population |
Insignificant None Infertile All feeble |
The Raivanlands
The Raivanlands continuously prove that they are an undeveloped and unsophisticated lot who pretend their outpost is an empire. Their empty realm is a mere placeholder for a future realm of greatness that will likely inhabit their territories after this shell decays. Worse of all their cuisine is entirely focused on potatoes!
Because of their dimwittedness, they will earn but a short mention in my historical series (and only because they managed to figure out how to declare war). I expect very little contribution from them and am under the belief they have absolutely no education. I know for certain Low Edward doesn’t!
They are forgettable.
Death of the Raiva's Day!
The city of Aegir fell into revolt nearing the end of the military conquest by Xinhai in the late Winter of 9 YD. On this day, Lord Bowie declares a continental holiday to celebrate the joyful news. He even wrote a little song to express his happiness:
Joy to Dwilight, the Raivanlands are no more!
Let all pronounce their glee!
We can promptly forget them,
and bury that embarrassing past,
and bury that embarrassing past,
and bury, that embarrassing past!
