Humourists of Atamara/Official Stuff

HA-Meet

This was the opening line on the annual meeting of Humourists of Atamara, where the laughable chairman, Whitti Whitti Hoomoerson, dictated a new strategy for humouring the public of Atamara into joining the HA. “From this day forth we will advertise in Atamara Times!” he yelled to the peasants rolling over in the hay of laughter over his purple hair, pink beard and short stature. “We will march to their office and tickle them until they give us a page of our own!” As the editor had absolutely no humour we had to settle on a column after threatening him with a shrubbery and an eel. Therefore we can proudly bring you the Hairy Articles from Humourists of Atamara (HAHA).

Minas Ithil’s Health Minister informs

It is not just your weight that will tell you have grown too fat eating too many pancakes. You should immediately change your diet by taking a cold turkey, if:

• you when bathing still wobbles ten minutes after drying yourself.
• your enemy takes you for an infantry wall.
• all the bakers remember your name and remember you take your 30 pancakes with syrup and half a pint on the side.
• you sunbathe on the beach and passing, hungry Tarans call for help to skin the whale.
• the enemy tries to do a brutal takeover of you.

Atamaran Pasquinade Contest

Over the next month that is to the 15th of November, you can send you pasquinade to HA. At the end of the contest we will then declare a winner. You can write anything about anybody or –realm as long as it is from Atamara. We highly encourage all to taunt or smear all rulers. The grand price of the contest will be a lifetime membership of HA, a year supply of itching powder and whoopie cushion and immunity from Qinghai Black Ninja Sheep*. Of course you cannot expect to win with the standard: “Manaydur looks like the arse of Da Goat!” For once it would not be an insult to any other than the goat. Secondly it would not be intelligent enough. You would get a lot further with:

You’d think they were a decent lot
But Darka are a laughing stock
’Course Horror-mum has named them all
Easy, Dune and Duo Claud’

Ho hum the tune is dumb
The words don't muck a King
Isn't this a silly song
For anyone to sing?

* Do not apply to rulers.

Black Sheep Spotted

Over the past weeks black sheep has been spotted in both Darka and Cagilan Empire. Some even say they have seen them attacking the judges of the two realms. HA have announced one of their three goals is to replace all rulers on Atamara with sheep. HA has put the Black Ninja Sheep into training but will not confirm nor deny what they are up to. But all rulers should be careful. Actually we would advice them to step down.

O Blackest sheep, O Blackest sheep!

You finest of all ninjas!
We kill them all that stand so tall
Against the one true mighty call
O Blackest sheep, O Blackest sheep!

You finest of all ninjas!